# A Christian practices Christianity. What Does a Jedi Practice? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 20, 2012, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christian-practices-christianity-what-does-a-jedi-practice/632100 "2012-08-20T21:37:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christian-practices-christianity-what-does-a-jedi-practice/632100/1 "2012-08-20T21:37:53Z")
You know other than self-restraint at killing Jar Jar that is. ---
**Author:** ![Onomatopoeia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/onomatopoeia/32/4145_2.png) [@Onomatopoeia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Onomatopoeia)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christian-practices-christianity-what-does-a-jedi-practice/632100/2 "2012-08-20T21:41:56Z")
Jedism. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christian-practices-christianity-what-does-a-jedi-practice/632100/3 "2012-08-20T21:41:56Z")
The Force. ---
**Author:** ![Reverse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@Reverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reverse)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christian-practices-christianity-what-does-a-jedi-practice/632100/4 "2012-08-20T21:42:33Z")
A police practices policing. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christian-practices-christianity-what-does-a-jedi-practice/632100/5 "2012-08-20T21:42:46Z")
His mad light-saber skills. ---
**Author:** ![Kenm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bc79bd/32.png) [@Kenm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kenm)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christian-practices-christianity-what-does-a-jedi-practice/632100/6 "2012-08-20T21:46:11Z")
The accordion. ---
**Author:** ![RikWriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/49beb7/32.png) [@RikWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RikWriter)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christian-practices-christianity-what-does-a-jedi-practice/632100/7 "2012-08-20T21:48:32Z")
He does not practice. There is no practice. He does or does not. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christian-practices-christianity-what-does-a-jedi-practice/632100/8 "2012-08-20T21:57:22Z")
Talking to a real live girl. ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christian-practices-christianity-what-does-a-jedi-practice/632100/9 "2012-08-20T22:18:42Z")
Jedi-ism. ---
**Author:** ![lisiate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f05b48/32.png) [@lisiate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisiate)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christian-practices-christianity-what-does-a-jedi-practice/632100/10 "2012-08-20T22:27:10Z")
[Jediism](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jediism) is the spelling on Wikipedia. But the adherrents fill out their census forms as [‘Jedi’ or ‘Jedi Knight’.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi_census_phenomenon) ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christian-practices-christianity-what-does-a-jedi-practice/632100/11 "2012-08-20T22:31:08Z")
Jediatry ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christian-practices-christianity-what-does-a-jedi-practice/632100/12 "2012-08-20T23:04:56Z")
The word “Jedi” means “one who serves”. ---
**Author:** ![Hail\_Ants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/dc4da7/32.png) [@Hail\_Ants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hail_Ants)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christian-practices-christianity-what-does-a-jedi-practice/632100/13 "2012-08-21T03:22:36Z")
The fictional, movie character Jedi practice:\*\* ‘The Force’\*\*. The basement-dwelling real life Jedi nerds practice: **‘Spankin’ it’** … 😃 ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christian-practices-christianity-what-does-a-jedi-practice/632100/14 "2012-08-21T03:31:46Z")
_waves hand_ These are not the answers you were looking for. ---
**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christian-practices-christianity-what-does-a-jedi-practice/632100/15 "2012-08-21T03:54:57Z")
> [@RikWriter](#): > > He does not practice. There is no practice. He does or does not. 😃🆒 ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christian-practices-christianity-what-does-a-jedi-practice/632100/16 "2012-08-21T03:56:22Z")
Arrogance. ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christian-practices-christianity-what-does-a-jedi-practice/632100/17 "2012-08-21T04:40:19Z")
Space Bushido ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christian-practices-christianity-what-does-a-jedi-practice/632100/18 "2012-08-21T05:20:51Z")
Alec Guinness impressions. ---
**Author:** ![AK84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@AK84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AK84)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christian-practices-christianity-what-does-a-jedi-practice/632100/19 "2012-08-21T06:19:51Z")
Impregnating pretty Senators. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christian-practices-christianity-what-does-a-jedi-practice/632100/20 "2012-08-21T09:00:42Z")
Mind Whammy. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christian-practices-christianity-what-does-a-jedi-practice/632100.md?page=2)