# A Christian practices Christianity. What Does a Jedi Practice? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 20, 2012, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christian-practices-christianity-what-does-a-jedi-practice/632100 "2012-08-20T21:37:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christian-practices-christianity-what-does-a-jedi-practice/632100/21 "2012-08-21T09:34:03Z")
Really rockin’ the Arthur Dent look. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christian-practices-christianity-what-does-a-jedi-practice/632100/22 "2012-08-21T09:35:53Z")
> [@GuanoLad](#): > > Arrogance. I never knew you were a Palpatine supporter. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christian-practices-christianity-what-does-a-jedi-practice/632100/23 "2012-08-21T10:15:54Z")
> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#): > > I never knew you were a Palpatine supporter. Can’t enrol at the Imperial Academy unless I suck up to the Boss. Maybe the word I should’ve used is “Complacency.” ---
**Author:** ![Paintcharge](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paintcharge/32/7946_2.png) [@Paintcharge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paintcharge)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christian-practices-christianity-what-does-a-jedi-practice/632100/24 "2012-08-21T13:12:19Z")
So is there some other religion for people who believe in the force, but don’t have it. You know the guy about whom it’s said, “The force is really lame with this one.” ---
**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christian-practices-christianity-what-does-a-jedi-practice/632100/25 "2012-08-21T13:57:30Z")
> [@cmkeller](#): > > Jedi-ism. Is that Orthodox or Conservative Jedi-ism? Oy vey, the force is sthrong vit dis one… ---
**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christian-practices-christianity-what-does-a-jedi-practice/632100/26 "2012-08-24T00:01:40Z")
I’d wager they practice not slicing their own limbs off when swinging those damned laserswords all over the place. ---
**Author:** ![Mooch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mooch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mooch)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christian-practices-christianity-what-does-a-jedi-practice/632100/27 "2012-08-24T16:44:19Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > Talking to a real live girl. Speaking as a pretty big Star Wars fan - this shit was hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![enomaj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/59ef9b/32.png) [@enomaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enomaj)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christian-practices-christianity-what-does-a-jedi-practice/632100/28 "2012-08-24T17:40:40Z")
> [@ministryman](#): > > Is that Orthodox or Conservative Jedi-ism? > > Oy vey, the force is sthrong vit dis one… I see your Schwartz is just as big as my Schwartz. OP: The Jedi Arts ---
**Author:** ![Pushkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@Pushkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pushkin)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christian-practices-christianity-what-does-a-jedi-practice/632100/29 "2012-08-25T16:02:58Z")
They practice dodging mini laser blasts from drones while wearing a helmet with the blast shield down. ---
**Author:** ![Klytus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Klytus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Klytus)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christian-practices-christianity-what-does-a-jedi-practice/632100/30 "2012-08-29T16:15:59Z")
> [@Meeko](#): > > You know other than self-restraint at killing Jar Jar that is. A no-longer-friend of mine was once playing a Star Wars computer game, and in it, there is a quest to escort Jar-Jar to safety. Needless to say, he failed this mission quite frequently, and often intentionally. When the pop-up “Jar-Jar is dead. Reload?” appeared, his reply was, “To me, I feel like they’re asking me if I want to reload my blaster to make _absolutely_ sure he’s dead!” ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christian-practices-christianity-what-does-a-jedi-practice/632100/31 "2012-08-29T16:20:34Z")
Ignoring the obvious until it is far too late to do anything about it, resulting in the deaths of thousands and the overthrow of the government. ---
**Author:** ![timid1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9a28c/32.png) [@timid1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/timid1)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christian-practices-christianity-what-does-a-jedi-practice/632100/32 "2012-08-30T14:42:06Z")
Merchandising,Merchandising, Merchandising ---
**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christian-practices-christianity-what-does-a-jedi-practice/632100/33 "2012-08-30T18:28:03Z")
Anti- Vulcanism ---
**Author:** ![Yoyodyne\_Propulsion\_Systems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/82dd89/32.png) [@Yoyodyne\_Propulsion\_Systems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yoyodyne_Propulsion_Systems)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christian-practices-christianity-what-does-a-jedi-practice/632100/34 "2012-08-31T11:26:14Z")
Chiropractic but just as a sideline… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christian-practices-christianity-what-does-a-jedi-practice/632100.md?page=1)