# A Christmas SD column: Is there a Jack Dean Tyler? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 23, 2000, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christmas-sd-column-is-there-a-jack-dean-tyler/42421 "2000-11-23T05:59:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![h\_thur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/db5fbb/32.png) [@h\_thur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h_thur)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christmas-sd-column-is-there-a-jack-dean-tyler/42421/21 "2000-11-29T16:13:24Z")
Thanks for the laugh **DRY** , and if I were a man, “All I want for Christmas is a new foreskin, a new forekin, a new foreskin…” Everyone, sing along… Maybe I could get those singing fish people to mount a plastic replica of JDT’s intact penis and have it sing that song for a nifty Christmas gift. Would make a great stocking stuffer. ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christmas-sd-column-is-there-a-jack-dean-tyler/42421/22 "2000-12-01T06:43:01Z")
Well, **DRY** , once again you have made me laugh like a loon when the last thing I felt like doing was laugh. What is it about this witty, intelligent man that makes me adore him? Well, if you don’t get it, then I would be a fool to let you in on the secret! Thank you, Dan! Cheri ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christmas-sd-column-is-there-a-jack-dean-tyler/42421/23 "2000-12-01T07:47:36Z")
For reasons that are obvious to those in the know, I am desperately praying to God that **evilbeth** will deign to flirt with _me_!! ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christmas-sd-column-is-there-a-jack-dean-tyler/42421/24 "2000-12-01T11:03:21Z")
There is a Jack Dean Tyler posting [here](http://theoutrage.com/rageback/98-05-10.html). ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2000, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christmas-sd-column-is-there-a-jack-dean-tyler/42421/25 "2000-12-25T11:38:59Z")
Just using this thread to wish everyone a Merry Christmas. I’m glad at least some of you found this thread amusing–it’s the least I can do for all the entertainment I’ve gotten from this sight. Best holiday wishes to all! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SpinneZiege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SpinneZiege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpinneZiege)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2000, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christmas-sd-column-is-there-a-jack-dean-tyler/42421/26 "2000-12-25T17:09:34Z")
Why is it that [my thread dedicated to JDT](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=51078) is closed after five posts amd this one has lasted for weeks? Must be that I’m a newbie and DRY is in Elite Clique. ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2000, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christmas-sd-column-is-there-a-jack-dean-tyler/42421/27 "2000-12-26T04:01:37Z")
Hey, I’ve been here for Months, and I can tell you with great confidence, that there is no Elite Clique… it’s a myth. Don’t bother yourself trying to find them, or find someone who knows anything about it… they arent’ here, they don’t exist, nobody saw anything… move along… move along… this isn’t the thread you were looking for. please can I be in now? I’ve got a second-hand apron! hehehehe [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-christmas-sd-column-is-there-a-jack-dean-tyler/42421.md?page=1)