# A conversation in Steely Dan lyrics.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-conversation-in-steely-dan-lyrics/248444>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 3, 2004, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-conversation-in-steely-dan-lyrics/248444 "2004-06-03T13:53:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-conversation-in-steely-dan-lyrics/248444/1 "2004-06-03T13:53:57Z")

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Inspired by this other thread about Steely Dan:

> **[Steely Dan](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=259227)**
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> So I got turned on to Steely Dan by my girlfriends little brother and I have to say they kick some serious ass! Every song really grooves and they play tight as a drum, I also think they have some quality lyrics and this is where my question comes...

Create dialogue and/or story using only Steely Dan lyrics. Include the song name from which the line is taken. Try to avoid sourcing consecutive entries from the same song.

First entry:

**While the music played you worked by candlelight…** (Kid Charlemagne)

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**Author:** ![WILLASS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/54ee81/32.png) [@WILLASS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WILLASS)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-conversation-in-steely-dan-lyrics/248444/2 "2004-06-03T14:30:17Z")

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**while the poor people sleeping all the stars come out at night** - (don’t know, sorry)

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**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-conversation-in-steely-dan-lyrics/248444/3 "2004-06-03T14:44:12Z")

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“Can you hear me, Dr. Wu?” (Dr. Wu)

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**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-conversation-in-steely-dan-lyrics/248444/4 "2004-06-03T14:49:55Z")

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> [@plnnr](#):
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> “Can you hear me, Dr. Wu?” (Dr. Wu)

**I can’t hear my heartbeat** (Monkey in Your Soul)

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**Author:** ![Marathon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7cd45c/32.png) [@Marathon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marathon)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-conversation-in-steely-dan-lyrics/248444/5 "2004-06-03T14:56:04Z")

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> [@KidCharlemagne](#):
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> **I can’t hear my heartbeat** (Monkey in Your Soul)

**I’ll keep my promise when you turn that heartbeat over again.** (Turn That Heartbeat Over Again)

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-conversation-in-steely-dan-lyrics/248444/6 "2004-06-03T14:59:48Z")

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> [@Barrytown](#):
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> **I’ll keep my promise when you turn that heartbeat over again.** (Turn That Heartbeat Over Again)

I got a case of dynamite; I could hold out here all night.

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**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-conversation-in-steely-dan-lyrics/248444/7 "2004-06-03T15:01:14Z")

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I never seen you lookin’ so bad my funky one  
You tell me that your super fine mind has come undone.  
(Any Major Dude)

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**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-conversation-in-steely-dan-lyrics/248444/8 "2004-06-03T15:13:41Z")

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It’s a special lack of grace,  
I can see it in your face.  
I can tell by what you carry that you come from Barrytown.

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**Author:** ![Small\_Clanger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@Small\_Clanger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Clanger)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-conversation-in-steely-dan-lyrics/248444/9 "2004-06-03T15:35:42Z")

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Yes I’m going insane  
I’m laughing at the falling rain  
I’m sooo alone  
Honey when they gonna send me home?

(Bad Sneakers)

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-conversation-in-steely-dan-lyrics/248444/10 "2004-06-03T15:58:15Z")

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> [@vunderbob](#):
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> I got a case of dynamite; I could hold out here all night.

(I forgot the citation: _Don’t Take Me Alive_ )

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-conversation-in-steely-dan-lyrics/248444/11 "2004-06-03T18:35:02Z")

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Could it be that I have found my home at last? --Home at Last

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**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-conversation-in-steely-dan-lyrics/248444/12 "2004-06-03T19:07:13Z")

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I was smokin’ with the boys upstairs when I heard about the whole affair, she said…"

-My Old School

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-conversation-in-steely-dan-lyrics/248444/13 "2004-06-03T19:59:00Z")

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> [@fishbicycle](#):
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> I was smokin’ with the boys upstairs when I heard about the whole affair, she said…"
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> -My Old School

“I only know I must obey  
This feeling I can’t explain away”

– _Any World (That I’m Welcome To)_

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**Author:** ![choie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/choie/32/7829_2.png) [@choie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/choie)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-conversation-in-steely-dan-lyrics/248444/14 "2004-06-04T05:18:34Z")

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> [@Sternvogel](#):
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> “I only know I must obey  
> This feeling I can’t explain away”\*

“Gonna do just what I please  
Gonna wear no socks and shoes  
With nothing to do but feed  
All the kangaroos.” – _Black Friday_

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-conversation-in-steely-dan-lyrics/248444/15 "2004-06-04T12:18:23Z")

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> [@choie](#):
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> “Gonna do just what I please  
> Gonna wear no socks and shoes  
> With nothing to do but feed  
> All the kangaroos.” – _Black Friday_

“No we can’t dance together  
No we can’t talk at all  
Please take me along when you slide on down” – _Hey Nineteen_

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**Author:** ![Gail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Gail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gail)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-conversation-in-steely-dan-lyrics/248444/16 "2004-06-04T13:06:28Z")

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_After all the things we’ve done and seen you find another man. The things you think are useless I don’t understand._

(Reelin’ in the Years)

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-conversation-in-steely-dan-lyrics/248444/17 "2004-06-04T13:36:00Z")

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> [@Gail](#):
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> _After all the things we’ve done and seen you find another man. The things you think are useless I don’t understand._
> 
> (Reelin’ in the Years)

“This is your Hatian divorce!” – _Hatian Divorce_

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**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-conversation-in-steely-dan-lyrics/248444/18 "2004-06-04T16:58:51Z")

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> [@Ponder Stibbons](#):
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> “This is your Hatian divorce!” – _Hatian Divorce_

**Yes Jack, I gave it back  
The ring I could not own** (Charlie Freak)

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**Author:** ![threeorange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@threeorange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threeorange)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2004, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-conversation-in-steely-dan-lyrics/248444/19 "2004-06-08T10:08:49Z")

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> [@KidCharlemagne](#):
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> **Yes Jack, I gave it back  
> The ring I could not own** (Charlie Freak)

**I am another gentleman loser** (Midnight Cruiser)

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2004, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-conversation-in-steely-dan-lyrics/248444/20 "2004-06-09T20:06:02Z")

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> [@threeorange](#):
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> **I am another gentleman loser** (Midnight Cruiser)

They got a name for the winners in the world  
I want a name when I lose  
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide  
Call me _Deacon Blues_…
