# A couple of questions for straight guys

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-couple-of-questions-for-straight-guys/484658>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [February 6, 2009, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-couple-of-questions-for-straight-guys/484658 "2009-02-06T02:30:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-couple-of-questions-for-straight-guys/484658/121 "2009-02-09T19:09:08Z")

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> [@Scumpup](#):
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> You don’t get involved in mmf threesomes without seeing an erect penis or two. The trick is to not end up with it in your face.

Wow - you must have some pretty frenetic threesomes!

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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-couple-of-questions-for-straight-guys/484658/122 "2009-02-09T19:27:06Z")

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> [@Illuminatiprimus](#):
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> Wow - you must have some pretty frenetic threesomes!

Dodging a stray dick is actually pretty easy. What’s a bit more chancey is making sure you don’t get caught in any…“overspray.”

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-couple-of-questions-for-straight-guys/484658/123 "2009-02-09T22:23:22Z")

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Nope

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-couple-of-questions-for-straight-guys/484658/124 "2009-02-10T03:25:56Z")

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> [@sunacres](#):
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> The next time you’re in a mixed group of naked, sexually adventurous adults, …

The “next time”? Dude, it ain’t happening here.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-couple-of-questions-for-straight-guys/484658/125 "2009-02-10T06:28:50Z")

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> [@Freudian\_Slit](#):
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> I just don’t like the way it feels on me, but I’m willing to do it. I just really hate receiving it.

You’re just like my partner . . . he LOVES doing it, HATES having it done. And yes, that’s one reason why he’s my partner.

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