# A Crafty MMP, no frankenpuppies allowed! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [July 5, 2010, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-crafty-mmp-no-frankenpuppies-allowed/545584 "2010-07-05T03:47:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-crafty-mmp-no-frankenpuppies-allowed/545584/221 "2010-07-11T23:34:52Z")
Welcome back, **Mooommm**!!! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-crafty-mmp-no-frankenpuppies-allowed/545584/222 "2010-07-11T23:44:45Z")
How is it Sunday already? ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-crafty-mmp-no-frankenpuppies-allowed/545584/223 "2010-07-11T23:51:51Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > Hi, Honeys, I’m home!! 😃 > I’ve missed you! _ **MWAH!!** _ Awwwww. Missed you! ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-crafty-mmp-no-frankenpuppies-allowed/545584/224 "2010-07-12T00:48:17Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > Hi, Honeys, I’m home!! 😃 > > Haven’t read anything yet - I’ll try to get caught up. I’ll be posting a bazillion photos eventually and I’ll tell you all about my adventures in Maine, but for now, I’m doing laundry and trying to relax… People in NJ drive like freekin’ morons!!! > > I’ve missed you! _ **MWAH!!** _ Did you bring me anything? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-crafty-mmp-no-frankenpuppies-allowed/545584/225 "2010-07-12T01:06:39Z")
**MOOOOOOM’S** home! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! What’d ya bring us? Huh? Is it any good? [del]Did you roll any drunken sailors.[/del] Did you have a good time? Hmmm… maybe my plan with addin’ water to the pool didn’t work. Still no more rain. However, there’s ominous thunder rumblin’ about so who knows! ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-crafty-mmp-no-frankenpuppies-allowed/545584/226 "2010-07-12T01:18:30Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > I accidentally fell asleep, you know, after crawling into bed, under the covers an closing my eyes. oops. > > Yay Spain, BTW So the octopus was right again? I wonder if he’d pick the lottery numbers for me? ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-crafty-mmp-no-frankenpuppies-allowed/545584/227 "2010-07-12T01:51:15Z")
Thought y’all might appreciate this. I went out to my storage closet in the garage where all things household, tp, paper towels, cleanin’ products, etc are stored to get a roll of paper towels cause I used the last of the roll in the kitchen. Well, I moved a partial package of 24 rolls of tp (this package contains 16 of 24 rolls) and an two unopened packages of 24 rolls of tp fell on my head. Y’all entertained enough by that? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-crafty-mmp-no-frankenpuppies-allowed/545584/228 "2010-07-12T01:52:10Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Thought y’all might appreciate this. > > I went out to my storage closet in the garage where all things household, tp, paper towels, cleanin’ products, etc are stored to get a roll of paper towels cause I used the last of the roll in the kitchen. Well, I moved a partial package of 24 rolls of tp (this package contains 16 of 24 rolls) and an two unopened packages of 24 rolls of tp fell on my head. > > Y’all entertained enough by that? 😃 Quite. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-crafty-mmp-no-frankenpuppies-allowed/545584/229 "2010-07-12T02:02:04Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > Quite. 😃 I live to amuse. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-crafty-mmp-no-frankenpuppies-allowed/545584/230 "2010-07-12T02:04:26Z")
I worked, I came home. I had beer. Gordie abondoned his food so he could play with his new toy.:dubious: **Mmmmmmmooooooommmm!!!** > [@swampbear](#): > > Thought y’all might appreciate this. > > I went out to my storage closet in the garage where all things household, tp, paper towels, cleanin’ products, etc are stored to get a roll of paper towels cause I used the last of the roll in the kitchen. Well, I moved a partial package of 24 rolls of tp (this package contains 16 of 24 rolls) and an two unopened packages of 24 rolls of tp fell on my head. > > Y’all entertained enough by that? 😃 :eek:You only had 64 rolls of TP at home? : faints : ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-crafty-mmp-no-frankenpuppies-allowed/545584/231 "2010-07-12T02:15:20Z")
So, **swampy** , does this mean that following your TP stockpiling example may be hazardous to our health? 😛 😃 I was happy for Spain, too, **Soapy**. I did NOT like the Netherlands (all the kicking and tripping seemed to kinda…reduce the amount of actual soccer played). Yay! **Moooommmmmmmm’s** home!!! Wanna schedule an OP to tell us about your vacation? STG, I agree…how can it be Sunday already? Guess I should be crawling into bed. Who’s getting us started off in the morning? GT ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-crafty-mmp-no-frankenpuppies-allowed/545584/232 "2010-07-12T02:17:51Z")
**FCM** , glad to see you flit back in here! I won’t call you **MOOOOOOOOOOOM** cause I’m probably older than you! You know, the other day I was wondering if anyone stocked up on TP for the coming Apocalypse. Now we know who to bum (Bum! Hah!) some off of! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-crafty-mmp-no-frankenpuppies-allowed/545584/233 "2010-07-12T02:21:16Z")
**doggio** I said two packages of 24 fell on my haid. I did not mention the other packages that stayed in there appointed places. 😛 I say the next poster after me starts tomorrow’s MMP! All in favor say “Aye” **AYE!!!** All those opposed [del]who cares [/del] say “Nay” **::crickets::** The “Ayes” have it. Next poster, you’re it! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-crafty-mmp-no-frankenpuppies-allowed/545584/234 "2010-07-12T02:36:20Z")
: points and laughs at next poster : @#%^#%%&%@!!! ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-crafty-mmp-no-frankenpuppies-allowed/545584/235 "2010-07-12T02:58:19Z")
> [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](#): > > Hmm… Didn’t really pay attention, but we were in Erie, not really your neck of the woods, or at least I didn’t think it was. Actually we’re there enough that I have a season pass for Waldameer Park but I was actually referring to Butler. Because of 79 (Rte) any place from Morgantown to Erie its a 50/50 shot on spotting me. Now if I can get as comfy with Rte 80 west. Still prefer 22 and 30 for Ohio but both can get slow. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-crafty-mmp-no-frankenpuppies-allowed/545584/236 "2010-07-12T03:06:11Z")
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