# A day in the life of MY ENORMOUS PENIS

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-day-in-the-life-of-my-enormous-penis/109502>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 17, 2002, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-day-in-the-life-of-my-enormous-penis/109502 "2002-05-17T05:10:14Z")\
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**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-day-in-the-life-of-my-enormous-penis/109502/21 "2002-05-17T15:46:45Z")

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And to keep your ENORMOUS PENIS in tip-top shape, with that flexibility and healthy glow that she’ll love to touch, I recommend Steve Martin’s Penis Beauty Creme.

It’s available at better drug and grocery stores everywhere.

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**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-day-in-the-life-of-my-enormous-penis/109502/22 "2002-05-17T16:45:16Z")

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Or as Robin Williams once said:

"What if _Mr. Happy_ was up here on your chest? Imagine how much fun dancing would be!

Boy: ‘Nice dancing with you, Becky.’  
Girl: ‘Yes, Tom, but what’s that on your chest?’  
Boy: ‘Uhhh…a Fountain Pen.’  
Girl: ‘Well, it’s leaking!’"

:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Jimmy\_The\_Veal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/49beb7/32.png) [@Jimmy\_The\_Veal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jimmy_The_Veal)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-day-in-the-life-of-my-enormous-penis/109502/23 "2002-05-17T17:13:16Z")

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I saw Drew Carey do a bit one time about how big his penis was.  
Two of the better ones that I can recall:

My dick is SOOOO big . . .

. . . that Nike has a shoe called “Air My Dick”

. . . that it graduated high school a year ahead of me.

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