A Die Hard reboot?

Such conditions are rare but possible.

As far as I’m aware, it has always been Sly.

All of this makes him very angry. We’ll call it Angry McClane.

And get Tarantino to direct it, put Machete in the role,

Angry John Machete, New Mexico Cop, Just Trying To Spend Quality Time With His Kids During Christmas

The tag line could be
"When you ruin Machete’s Christmas Family Reunion, you better hope he doesn’t ruin your’s "

Oh wait, someone said disney, nevermind…

Mental McClane? Alliteration.