# A direct quote from Giraffe's (mod) profile page:

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-direct-quote-from-giraffes-mod-profile-page/464258>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 19, 2008, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-direct-quote-from-giraffes-mod-profile-page/464258 "2008-09-19T03:17:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2008, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-direct-quote-from-giraffes-mod-profile-page/464258/41 "2008-09-19T17:26:30Z")

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Whoa, wait a sec! Does this mean that all those salacious sexual suggestions I get from Doper chiquitas will be made _public_? Not so sure about that…

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2008, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-direct-quote-from-giraffes-mod-profile-page/464258/42 "2008-09-19T17:36:56Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Whoa, wait a sec! Does this mean that all those salacious sexual suggestions I get from Doper chiquitas will be made _public_? Not so sure about that…

I hate to break it to you, but “Get Fucked” is not really a literal suggestion.:p:p

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**Author:** ![BJMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2008, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-direct-quote-from-giraffes-mod-profile-page/464258/43 "2008-09-19T19:25:01Z")

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Geez. Why all this thread about a mere mod? Couple of weeks back I saw the hamsters proclaim, “Ed Zotti has not made any friends yet”. It was, at that moment, a rather sad commentary on current events. Hope he’s doing better.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2008, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-direct-quote-from-giraffes-mod-profile-page/464258/44 "2008-09-19T20:21:58Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> I hate to break it to you, but “Get Fucked” is not really a literal suggestion.:p:p

Eat yer heart out! Sexiest correspondence you ever get are restraining orders.

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