# A Disco-Bot Test Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [September 13, 2020, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497 "2020-09-13T16:35:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 11

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2020, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/201 "2020-12-31T02:30:55Z")

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> [@Tripler](#):
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> Oh sweet Mother of Og, it gave me a “like” too. I have a “‘Welcome’ badge.”

You may now have a cyber-stalker. Discobot has never “liked” me.

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2020, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/202 "2020-12-31T02:50:19Z")

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You were able to look at my settings. I _ **know** _ I have at least _one_ stalker. 🤔

Tripler  
Waitaminnit. . . are _ **you** _ the one leaving $20 bills under my mouse? 🤯

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2020, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/203 "2020-12-31T04:28:22Z")

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I hate to break it to you Tripler, but all you have to do to get @discobot to like you is to thank him.

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**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2020, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/204 "2020-12-31T04:28:24Z")

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Hi! To find out what I can do, say `@discobot display help`.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2020, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/205 "2020-12-31T04:30:24Z")

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Ha! I just got my first like from discobot. Thanks, discobot!

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2020, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/206 "2020-12-31T05:54:51Z")

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Well, mystery solved. But it was wayyyy funnier when Discobot was being an jerk to Tripler.

PS, I am not interested in being liked by Discobot, but I’d like to hear more about the Bluetooth Fairy leaving $20s…

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2020, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/207 "2020-12-31T08:53:44Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> I hate to break it to you Tripler, but all you have to do to get @discobot to like you is to thank him.

> [@Colibri](#):
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> Ha! I just got my first like from discobot. Thanks, discobot!

Wait, how did discobot know you were going to thank him ahead of time?

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2020, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/208 "2020-12-31T15:06:13Z")

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> [@needscoffee](#):
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> Wait, how did discobot know you were going to thank him ahead of time?

Discobot has very advanced technology.

Actually, I think that all you have to do is use the word “thank” or “thanks” in a post that mentions him. Discobot is very easily pleased.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2020, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/209 "2020-12-31T15:16:19Z")

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There must be some nuances here, since @discobot did not “like” my last post. No thanks, discobot!

Discobot’s all-time favorite poster is **ASL\_v2.0** , with 9 likes, evidently because he has been very thankful to him.

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2020, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/210 "2020-12-31T19:27:43Z")

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How come @discobot gets to like posts while none of the rest of us can, unless someone puts a poll in their post?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/210))_

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2020, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/211 "2020-12-31T19:33:19Z")

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> [@Karen\_Lingel](#):
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> How come @discobot gets to like posts while none of the rest of us can,

Discobot is sort of like Discourse’s version of Tom Bombadil. He is not subject to the laws that apply to the rest of the beings in this universe.

My last few posts didn’t get likes, so let’s do another test.

Thanks, @discobot!

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2020, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/212 "2020-12-31T19:33:35Z")

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Yup, that worked.

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2021, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/213 "2021-01-01T00:10:49Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> I hate to break it to you Tripler, but all you have to do to get @discobot to like you is to thank him.

I’ll thank @discobot when he delivers a bushel of beef jerky to my doorstep, and pecks me on the cheek. Stoopid robot.

> [@Karen\_Lingel](#):
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> Well, mystery solved. But it was wayyyy funnier when Discobot was being an jerk to Tripler.

I agree. T’was my thoughts that **discobot** , **SkyNet** , and **WOPR** were in cahoots or something.

@discobot Would you like to play a game?

> [@Karen\_Lingel](#):
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> PS, I am not interested in being liked by Discobot, but I’d like to hear more about the Bluetooth Fairy leaving $20s…

You never got a Jackson from the Tooth-Keyboard-Fairy? Man, you’re missing out.

Tripler  
Seriously, I used to get $5s back in the day, but she adjusted for inflation.

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**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2021, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/214 "2021-01-01T04:18:09Z")

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@discobot is there some reason you’ve stopped liking my posts?

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**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2021, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/215 "2021-01-01T04:18:11Z")

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Hi! To find out what I can do, say `@discobot display help`.

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**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2021, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/216 "2021-01-01T04:19:09Z")

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Well, thanks anyway, discobot.

ETA: WOOT! first ever **likes** double-ace on the SDMB!

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**Author:** ![DemonTree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demontree/32/8646_2.png) [@DemonTree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DemonTree)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2021, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/217 "2021-01-01T09:49:19Z")

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@discobot happy new year!

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2021, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/218 "2021-01-01T17:18:45Z")

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Not really. . . I got two “likes” from @discobot, just didn’t say anything. Likes from @discobot are meaningless.

Tripler  
I still don’t like @discobot.

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**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2021, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/219 "2021-01-01T19:06:54Z")

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> [@Tripler](#):
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> Not really. . . I got two “likes” from @discobot, just didn’t say anything. Likes from @discobot are meaningless.

What!? How dare you!

@discobot destroy @Tripler for his insolence.

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**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2021, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/220 "2021-01-01T19:06:56Z")

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