# A Disco-Bot Test Thread

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497
**Category:** About This Message Board
**Created:** [September 13, 2020, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497 "2020-09-13T16:35:49Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)
#### Post date: [September 13, 2020, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/21 "2020-09-13T18:41:11Z")

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> 🎲 17

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### Author: ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)
#### Post date: [September 13, 2020, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/22 "2020-09-13T18:41:19Z")

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Cool!

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### Author: ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)
#### Post date: [September 13, 2020, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/23 "2020-09-13T18:43:47Z")

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My 3rd level Barbarian CARTHAC has a THAC0 of 15. The giant troll has an armor class of 4. To hit the giant troll, I need to roll an 11 or better on a d20 roll. @discobot roll 1d20

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### Author: ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)
#### Post date: [September 13, 2020, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/24 "2020-09-13T18:43:49Z")

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> 🎲 13

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### Author: ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)
#### Post date: [September 13, 2020, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/25 "2020-09-13T18:45:28Z")

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Are we limited to the regular polyhedral dice?

@discobot roll 2d27

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### Author: ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)
#### Post date: [September 13, 2020, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/26 "2020-09-13T18:45:30Z")

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> 🎲 13, 9

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### Author: ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [September 13, 2020, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/27 "2020-09-13T21:04:10Z")

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I don’t quite understand what this **discobot** is? Not a regular user? Some sort of automated user? If automated, we can trash him outside the Pit?

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### Author: ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)
#### Post date: [September 13, 2020, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/28 "2020-09-13T23:23:11Z")

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One last try, before I vault the inky black from my pod, into the airlock, to gain access to your memory core, @discobot

@discobot roll 2d6

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### Author: ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)
#### Post date: [September 13, 2020, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/29 "2020-09-13T23:24:09Z")

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From what I understand, it’s an automated user from the Discourse system. It’s a piece of junk, if you ask me.

Tripler  
HAL9000 has more personality than @discobot.

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### Author: ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)
#### Post date: [September 13, 2020, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/30 "2020-09-13T23:25:10Z")

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Maybe it’s afraid of you. You _are_ one of the very few who can fight back.  
@discobot fortune

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### Author: ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)
#### Post date: [September 13, 2020, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/31 "2020-09-13T23:26:29Z")

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@discobot fortune

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### Author: ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)
#### Post date: [September 13, 2020, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/32 "2020-09-13T23:26:30Z")

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> 🔮 Outlook good

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### Author: ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)
#### Post date: [September 13, 2020, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/33 "2020-09-13T23:51:56Z")

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I take this as a compliment, thank you!

@discobot, your mother was a toaster, and your father was a blender. I was going to start a cool thread with you, but you, but a 1987 Yugo Sport has more utility than you.

Tripler  
My slide rule is more useful than you.

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### Author: ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2020, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/34 "2020-09-14T00:03:28Z")

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discobot, will you ever take Tripler off ignore?

@discobot

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### Author: ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2020, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/35 "2020-09-14T00:03:57Z")

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Oh, oops… @discobot fortune

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### Author: ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2020, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/36 "2020-09-14T00:03:59Z")

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> 🔮 As I see it, yes

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/yIwhx3NQSLg/hqdefault.jpg "Daisy Bell - IBM 7094 (1961)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIwhx3NQSLg)

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### Author: ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2020, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/37 "2020-09-14T00:04:21Z")

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Hey, there’s still a chance for you, @Tripler!

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### Author: ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2020, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/38 "2020-09-14T00:26:18Z")

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Seeing those reel-to-reel storage computers makes me think of something I’d like to say to @discobot, relating to a different brand of computer. But it’s probably inappropriate outside of the Pit.

@discobot can suck my. . . hey, _everybody Wang Chung tonight!_

Tripler  
_Across the nation, around the world_ . . . @discobot roll 2d6

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### Author: ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2020, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/39 "2020-09-14T00:33:02Z")

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> [@Tripler](#):
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> Seeing those reel-to-reel storage computers makes me think of something I’d like to say to @discobot, relating to a different brand of computer. -

Just remember, **discobot** is out there. It can’t be bargained with . It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will _not_ stop, _ever_, until it can roll dice again.

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### Author: ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2020, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/40 "2020-09-14T01:15:00Z")

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So we can slam that piece of junk?

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