# A Disco-Bot Test Thread

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497
**Category:** About This Message Board
**Created:** [September 13, 2020, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497 "2020-09-13T16:35:49Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![TCMF-2L](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tcmf-2l/32/16553_2.png) [@TCMF-2L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TCMF-2L)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2020, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/81 "2020-09-14T14:46:45Z")

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@discobot

My friend! What have I done to deserve this?

@discobot fortune

TCMF-2L

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### Author: ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2020, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/82 "2020-09-14T14:46:47Z")

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> 🔮 Outlook good

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### Author: ![TCMF-2L](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tcmf-2l/32/16553_2.png) [@TCMF-2L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TCMF-2L)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2020, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/83 "2020-09-14T14:48:12Z")

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I knew it! You were just teasing me. We are still friends @discobot

TCMF-2L

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### Author: ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2020, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/84 "2020-09-14T14:52:02Z")

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> [@TCMF-2L](#):
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> I knew it! You were just teasing me. We are still friends @discobot

You sure about that? Discobot now says “TCMF-2L CAN KISS MY SHINY METAL ASS”.

@discobot roll 2d6

Tripler  
@discobot is a fickle bastard.

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### Author: ![TCMF-2L](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tcmf-2l/32/16553_2.png) [@TCMF-2L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TCMF-2L)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2020, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/85 "2020-09-14T14:57:08Z")

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Yes but they told me “Outlook good” which proves it is just joking. It is a joke between friends. @discobot likes me really.

TCMF-2L

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### Author: ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2020, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/86 "2020-09-14T15:01:32Z")

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> [@TCMF-2L](#):
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> Yes but they told me “Outlook good” which proves it is just joking. It is a joke between friends. @discobot likes me really.

@Tripler fortune

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> 💣 Outlook doubtful

Tripler  
Sorry dude.

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### Author: ![TCMF-2L](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tcmf-2l/32/16553_2.png) [@TCMF-2L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TCMF-2L)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2020, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/87 "2020-09-14T15:03:54Z")

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I need to know for sure. @discobot, all joking aside, are we still best mates forever?

@discobot fortune

TCMF-2L

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### Author: ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2020, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/88 "2020-09-14T15:03:55Z")

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> 🔮 Yes definitely

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### Author: ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2020, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/89 "2020-09-14T15:05:59Z")

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@Tripler fortune

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> 💣 Sarcasm meter pegged at “Eleven!”

Tripler  
_My_ crystal ball just calls 'em as it sees 'em.

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### Author: ![TCMF-2L](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tcmf-2l/32/16553_2.png) [@TCMF-2L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TCMF-2L)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2020, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/90 "2020-09-14T15:06:46Z")

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@tripler Read em and weep. @discobot has given a definitive statement on our relationship.

@discobot quote

TCMF-2L

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### Author: ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2020, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/91 "2020-09-14T15:06:48Z")

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> 🗨 _To do all that one is able to do, is to be a man; to do all that one would like to do, is to be a god._ — Napoleon Bonaparte

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### Author: ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2020, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/92 "2020-09-14T15:08:23Z")

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> [@TCMF-2L](#):
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> @tripler Read em and weep. @discobot has given a definitive statement on our relationship.

You have/want a relationship with a chat-bot? Fair enough.

Tripler  
I don’t trust @discobot

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### Author: ![TCMF-2L](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tcmf-2l/32/16553_2.png) [@TCMF-2L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TCMF-2L)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2020, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/93 "2020-09-14T15:11:58Z")

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@tripler and you CAN’T even manage to get a bot to reply to you! How sad is that?

Clearly I win the internet today!!!

TCMF-2L

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### Author: ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2020, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/94 "2020-09-14T15:17:25Z")

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I was _going_ to try a solitaire craps thread with discobot rolling the dice, and I do the stickman/dealer work while also being the player; it’s clear @discobot is malfunctioning and cannot be trusted.

Tripler  
You can have the Internet today.

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### Author: ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2020, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/95 "2020-09-15T03:35:02Z")

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@discobot roll 6d6

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### Author: ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2020, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/96 "2020-09-15T03:35:04Z")

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> 🎲 4, 6, 2, 3, 4, 2

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### Author: ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2020, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/97 "2020-09-15T03:35:48Z")

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discobot, are you still going to devour us?  
@discobot fortune

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### Author: ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2020, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/98 "2020-09-15T03:35:50Z")

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> 🔮 Without a doubt

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### Author: ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2020, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/99 "2020-09-15T03:36:19Z")

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Good to know.

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### Author: ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2020, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/100 "2020-09-15T03:58:49Z")

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discobot, if you eat the Straight Dope Science Advisory Board, what will the rest of us do?

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