# A Disco-Bot Test Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [September 13, 2020, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497 "2020-09-13T16:35:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2020, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/121 "2020-09-16T11:41:33Z")

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> 🔮 My reply is no

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2020, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/122 "2020-09-17T00:41:48Z")

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I have Top Men working on this right now.

Tripler  
. . . Top. Men.

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**Author:** ![mistymage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mistymage/32/459_2.png) [@mistymage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mistymage)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2020, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/123 "2020-09-17T04:42:37Z")

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I spent a few days one fine Summer breaking those kind of reels apart for a sister-in-law to take back the money worth recyclable bits to her job. She got brownie points and a bit of $$.

@Discobot fortune

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**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2020, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/124 "2020-09-17T04:42:39Z")

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> 🔮 Signs point to yes

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**Author:** ![tricoteuse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tricoteuse/32/4334_2.png) [@tricoteuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tricoteuse)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2020, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/125 "2020-09-30T14:51:19Z")

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Discobot, do you like me more than Tripler?  
@discobot fortune

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**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2020, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/126 "2020-09-30T14:51:20Z")

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> 🔮 Outlook not so good

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**Author:** ![tricoteuse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tricoteuse/32/4334_2.png) [@tricoteuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tricoteuse)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2020, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/127 "2020-09-30T14:52:07Z")

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Meanie! 😡

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2020, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/128 "2020-09-30T19:18:04Z")

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I wonder what I should make of this.

@Tripler fortune

> 🔮 Don’t sweat it, my man. Discobot’s just an overblown bucket of junk.

Tripler  
I _ **like** _ this crystal ball!

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/129 "2020-10-01T00:25:37Z")

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Huh. @tripler fortune

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/130 "2020-10-01T00:26:34Z")

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@Tripler fortune

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/131 "2020-10-01T00:27:30Z")

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Doesn’t work for me.

Hey, discobot, does Tripler hate me?  
@discobot fortune

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**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/132 "2020-10-01T00:27:32Z")

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> 🔮 My sources say no

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/133 "2020-10-01T00:31:33Z")

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PS, is someone keeping track of all of discobot’s titles? They are hilarious.

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/134 "2020-10-01T01:34:25Z")

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Sorry, Karen!

I was away from my computer, and didn’t see this. I have two fortunes for you though.

> [@](#):
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> 🔮 Avoid the appetizer next Tuesday, at that restaurant. . . you know the one.

and

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> 🔮 My sources say ‘iffy.’

Since @discobot’s obviously a malfunctioning wreck, I can provide you with fortunes. I’m online on a part-time basis, so please, cut me some slack.

Tripler  
I will have to run to the store for more Crystal Ball batteries, tomorrow.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/135 "2020-10-01T02:21:59Z")

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> [@Karen\_Lingel](#):
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> PS, is someone keeping track of all of discobot’s titles? They are hilarious.

For a while, I was keeping track, but at this point he seems to have taken on a life of his own.

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**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2020, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/136 "2020-10-04T19:31:40Z")

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@discobot, what is your malfunction?

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**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2020, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/137 "2020-10-04T19:31:42Z")

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> 🗨 _Never do things others can do and will do, if there are things others cannot do or will not do._ — Amelia Earhart

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**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2020, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/138 "2020-10-04T19:33:07Z")

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Just mixing things up a bit, huh?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2020, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/139 "2020-10-04T20:44:03Z")

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> [@discobot](#):
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> _Never do things others can do and will do, if there are things others cannot do or will not do._ — Amelia Earhart

Like disappearing in the Pacific after probably being beheaded by the Japanese?

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**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2020, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-disco-bot-test-thread/920497/140 "2020-10-04T20:44:05Z")

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Hi! To find out what I can do, say `@discobot display help`.

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