My friend! What have I done to deserve this?
@discobot fortune
TCMF-2L
Outlook good
I knew it! You were just teasing me. We are still friends @discobot
TCMF-2L
You sure about that? Discobot now says “TCMF-2L CAN KISS MY SHINY METAL ASS”.
@discobot roll 2d6
Tripler
@discobot is a fickle bastard.
Yes but they told me “Outlook good” which proves it is just joking. It is a joke between friends. @discobot likes me really.
TCMF-2L
@Tripler fortune
Tripler
Sorry dude.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I need to know for sure. @discobot, all joking aside, are we still best mates forever?
@discobot fortune
TCMF-2L
@Tripler fortune
Tripler
My crystal ball just calls 'em as it sees 'em.
@tripler Read em and weep. @discobot has given a definitive statement on our relationship.
@discobot quote
TCMF-2L
To do all that one is able to do, is to be a man; to do all that one would like to do, is to be a god. — Napoleon Bonaparte
You have/want a relationship with a chat-bot? Fair enough.
Tripler
I don’t trust @discobot
@tripler and you CAN’T even manage to get a bot to reply to you! How sad is that?
Clearly I win the internet today!!!
TCMF-2L
I was going to try a solitaire craps thread with discobot rolling the dice, and I do the stickman/dealer work while also being the player; it’s clear @discobot is malfunctioning and cannot be trusted.
Tripler
You can have the Internet today.
@discobot roll 6d6
4, 6, 2, 3, 4, 2
discobot, are you still going to devour us?
@discobot fortune
Good to know.
discobot, if you eat the Straight Dope Science Advisory Board, what will the rest of us do?