# A Doper a Day

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-doper-a-day/505350>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 4, 2009, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-doper-a-day/505350 "2009-08-04T22:09:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![supergoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@supergoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/supergoose)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2009, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-doper-a-day/505350/261 "2009-08-15T01:09:05Z")

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April 29 (1984)

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2009, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-doper-a-day/505350/262 "2009-08-15T01:35:25Z")

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September 16 (1954)

I once had a Buick my age.

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**Author:** ![mauxlicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bc8723/32.png) [@mauxlicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mauxlicious)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2009, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-doper-a-day/505350/263 "2009-08-15T01:47:45Z")

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Count me for October 13th, 1976.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2009, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-doper-a-day/505350/264 "2009-08-15T02:33:07Z")

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Two more name changes to note.

February 8: The Sausage Creature is now **Queen Bruin**.

October 14: Martha lengthened her alias to **Martha Medea**.

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**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2009, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-doper-a-day/505350/265 "2009-08-15T04:40:04Z")

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Grabbing St Patty’s  
Born March 17, 1979.  
(Best day of the year to turn 21!)

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2009, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-doper-a-day/505350/266 "2009-08-16T00:13:21Z")

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> [@fisha](#):
>
> I absolutely cannot believe May 17th hasn’t been taken.
> 
> And I had no idea **MissTake** and myself were so close in age, we probably shared a hospital way back when…

General (HCMC)?

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**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2009, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-doper-a-day/505350/267 "2009-08-16T00:35:39Z")

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Bloomington. Not sure which hospital.

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2009, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-doper-a-day/505350/268 "2009-08-16T17:28:28Z")

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Absolutely newbies can play!!

January 1: Athena, supervenusfreak, Nancarrow  
January 2: Uncle Brother Walker, Staggerlee  
January 3: BlackKnight, Madd Maxx  
January 4: What’s That Smell?  
January 5: missred, Honey  
January 6: pojimba, Ravenman  
January 7: Yllaria  
January 8: RJKUgly  
January 9: Small Clanger  
January 10: Southern Yankee, KennerTheGreat  
January 11: Alienhand  
January 12:  
January 13: A.R. Cane  
January 14: Diceman  
January 15:  
January 16:  
January 17:  
January 18: JFLuvly, saramamalana  
January 19: DiosaBellissima  
January 20: NurseCarmen  
January 21: Crotalus, ladyfoxfyre, gommsn, Barely Adequate  
January 22: Fugazi,  
January 23: kaiwik, dalej42, Dr. Rieux  
January 24: Stratocaster  
January 25: tr0psn4j, Rhiannon8404  
January 26:  
January 27: CateAyo, Barrytown  
January 28:  
January 29: Governor Quinn, Elza B., Mbossa  
January 30: Airman Doors, USAF  
January 31:

February 1: zoogirl  
February 2: Happy Lendervedder  
February 3: Mona Lott  
February 4: romansperson  
February 5: Hampshire  
February 6:  
February 7: Hal Briston  
February 8: Walkabout, [del]The Sausage Creature[/del] Queen Bruin  
February 9:  
February 10: One And Only Wanderers, MidnightRadio  
February 11: coop  
February 12: percypercy  
February 13: SylverOne, Rhythmdvl  
February 14: Morbo, Sleeps With Butterflies, Cat Jones  
February 15: nikonikosuru  
February 16: Coldfire, Aholibah  
February 17: Little Bird, Feydeau  
February 18: NinetyWt  
February 19: Enright3  
February 20: mikeargo  
February 21: stargazer  
February 22: Jackknifed Juggernaut, ataraxy22, OliverTwistofLime, cmyk  
February 23: ryobserver  
February 24:  
February 25: Craneop2, Jonathan Chance, UncleBeer  
February 26:  
February 27: don’t ask  
February 28: Stillwell Angel  
February 29: Paul the Younger, NardoPolo

March 1: Švejk, Kyyrewyyoae  
March 2: qwest  
March 3: Lamar Mundane  
March 4: olivesmarch4th, FilmGeek  
March 5:  
March 6: kittenblue  
March 7: ScareyFaerie, The Mad Hermit  
March 8: Sierra Indigo, a35362  
March 9: roger thornhill  
March 10:  
March 11: faithfool, True Pisces  
March 12: Oslo Ostragoth, LoganDear  
March 13: Lucky 13, Nava  
March 14: straykat23  
March 15: TwoTrouts  
March 16: nonacetone, Jennshark  
March 17: janis\_and\_c0  
March 18:  
March 19: AuntiePam, Nymphadora  
March 20: metj  
March 21: Aguecheek  
March 22: CWN  
March 23:  
March 24: Mrs. Franchi, gruver  
March 25: Cerri  
March 26: LouisB, silenus  
March 27: labtrash  
March 28: MizTina, Theodore Striker  
March 29: ultrafilter  
March 30: JohnT, Brilharma  
March 31: kitemaker\_chuck, Rockwell, MrsMonkey

April 1: Astroboy14  
April 2: laina\_f  
April 3:  
April 4:  
April 5: wolfstu  
April 6: SCSimmons, Forlorn, rjk  
April 7: Valgard  
April 8: KittenKat, mouthbreather  
April 9: Diogenes the Cynic  
April 10: elfkin477, SeeNoReason, Elmo Lincoln  
April 11: Waenara, Buckler of Swashing  
April 12: brightpenny, Weirddave  
April 13: Shadez  
April 14: Andros\_X  
April 15:  
April 16: Susie Derkins, Penchan, irishgirl  
April 17: Stealthy Potato  
April 18: Dusty Rose  
April 19: jtgain, Pixisis  
April 20: Rin Twisted, AngelicGemma  
April 21:  
April 22:  
April 23: Sir T-Cups, BetsQ, BayleDomon, Sam Stone  
April 24: jsgoddess  
April 25: percussion  
April 26: runner pat  
April 27: BrattiAtti, ZipperJJ  
April 28: SurrenderDorothy  
April 29: supergoose  
April 30: CookingWithGas

May 1: Avarie537, PinkMarabou  
May 2: Kid\_A  
May 3: chimichanga  
May 4: madrabbitwoman, Alias  
May 5: meow meow  
May 6: sneezy5660, Jpeg Jones  
May 7:  
May 8:  
May 9: Sean Factotum, Uncommon Sense  
May 10: Dante, Khadro, ladybug  
May 11: InvisibleWombat, Least Original User Name, ErinPuff  
May 12: Art Vandelay, Architect  
May 13: fusoya, Strinka, GingeroftheNorth  
May 14: Elyanna, Good Egg  
May 15: Nic2004  
May 16: Cub Mistress  
May 17: fisha  
May 18: cher3  
May 19: Taters, Marley23  
May 20: slapshotw  
May 21: robotic\_panda  
May 22: This Year’s Model Frank  
May 23: Redwing, Chanteuse, Cattitude  
May 24: scr4  
May 25: MissTake, Cunctator  
May 26: LavenderBlue, Atheist Princess  
May 27: liberty3701, MrFloppy  
May 28: Enfant Terrible  
May 29: wevets, Kilvert’s Pagan  
May 30: MadTheSwine  
May 31: Wile E, Malacandra, fruitbat

June 1: williamweigand, ENugent, Ragiel  
June 2: Duck Quack’s Echo, Loach, Biffy the Elephant Shrew  
June 3: Miabella  
June 4: Motorgirl, Demo, TonyF  
June 5: Heart of Dorkness, sishoch, Eliphalet  
June 6: Sefton, Ponster  
June 7: Reloy3, Anastasaeon, Carm6773  
June 8: Cowgirl Jules, Gorgonzola  
June 9: Viscera, justpassingthrough  
June 10:  
June 11: mhendo, VarlosZ  
June 12: Johnny L.A.  
June 13: Pixel  
June 14: SSG Schwartz, Balle\_M  
June 15: Shagnasty  
June 16: Epimetheus  
June 17:  
June 18: PapSett, GorillaMan  
June 19: Q.E.D., Ceejaytee  
June 20:  
June 21: Edward The Head, Rico  
June 22: Inigo Montoya  
June 23: Arwin  
June 24: Patty O’Furniture, Siam Sam, Barracuda  
June 25: Long Time First Time  
June 26: Captain Carrot, MsRobyn, 1920s Style “Death Ray”, Batsinma Belfry  
June 27: IvoryTowerDenizen, TroubleAgain  
June 28: Queen Tonya, gonzomax  
June 29: AThingWithFeathers  
June 30: Cheesesteak

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July 2: Taran, Indyellen  
July 3: rivulus  
July 4:  
July 5: Starlite, trublmakr  
July 6: World Eater, Absolute, mkl12  
July 7: Heloise  
July 8: kelly5078, Ichini Sanshigo  
July 9:  
July 10: D. Fenestrator, jsc1953  
July 11: pulykamell  
July 12: eleanorigby  
July 13: jonesj2205  
July 14: Zoe, Enginerd, Waterman  
July 15: Landshark, Monstera deliciosa, ShibbOleth, DMark  
July 16: Antonius Block  
July 17: Mr. Goob  
July 18: Antinor01, Isamu, Kythereia  
July 19: gfloyd  
July 20: Emilio Lizardo  
July 21: JustAnotherGeek  
July 22:  
July 23: cjepson, MrFantsyPants, RumMunkey  
July 24: Dung Beetle, Giltathriel  
July 25: Eleanor of Aquitaine  
July 26: MagicXylophone, palindromemordnilap, the raindog  
July 27:  
July 28: Shot From Guns  
July29: swampbear, Ayesha (RIP), Bear\_Nenno, Ejs Girl, Kyla  
July 30:  
July 31: delphica, VunderBob, Bird Man, Yeticus Rex, krisolev

August 1: moonstarssun, BraheSilver  
August 2: NinjaChick  
August 3: Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy, Mint Julep  
August 4: Hokkaido Brit, Suburban Plankton  
August 5: myskepticsight, Tenar  
August 6: ctywkr, kambuckta  
August 7: gwendee, fachverwirrt, Ike Witt  
August 8: Sunspace, AntaresJB, pudytat72, indian  
August 9: rucciface  
August 10: Klondike Geoff, Robot Arm, Ice Wolf, Maastricht  
August 11: The Surb, vertizontal  
August 12: Mighty Girl, Butterscotch  
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August 14: StGermain  
August 15: Dervorin, soulmurk  
August 16: FlyingCowOfDoom  
August 17:  
August 18: psycat90  
August 19: Fetchund, Sigmagirl, Grasshopper, surrotobeinMD  
August 20: Really Not All That Bright, Racer1  
August 21: wunderkammer, Risha, StarvingButStrong, Ludy, KJ  
August 22: MonkeyMensch, Hilarity N. Suze, akira5822  
August 23:  
August 24: Mr. Blue Sky, constantpeace  
August 25:  
August 26: Larry Borgia, sport  
August 27: ragerdude, Faruiza, Tamryne  
August 28: SpoilerVirgin, interface2x  
August 29:  
August 30: Sternvogel, cherry, Monstre  
August 31: VenusProbe

September 1: William V.  
September 2: Inner Stickler, BitternessComesStandard  
September 3:  
September 4: hende  
September 5: Cazzle, ivylass  
September 6: E. Thorp, bobkitty, yingtongtiddleipo  
September 7: DfrntBreign, Blisters, Future Londonite  
September 8: ITR champion, Lsura  
September 9: vivalostwages  
September 10:  
September 11:  
September 12: JCorre, FalconFinder, jrfranchi What Exit?  
September 13: XWalrus2  
September 14: Johanna, Hung Mung  
September 15: Anaglyph  
September 16: freckafee, The Flying Dutchman, feppytweed, El\_Kabong  
September 17: Miss Violaceous  
September 18: Wallflower  
September 19: Low Key  
September 20: Canadiangirl  
September 21: MPB in Salt Lake, Misnomer  
September 22: Teacake, Amber in Treasury  
September 23: Freudian Slit, Spikesbud  
September 24:  
September 25: Ruby, Otanabi  
September 26: DaphneBlack, MoodIndigo1, Chance the Gardener  
September 27:  
September 28: TellMeI’mNotCrazy, Harimad-sol Telperien, Encinitas  
September 29: Chessic Sense, Crafter\_Man  
September 30: Wakinyan, The Man With The Golden Gun, Blalron, anyrose

October 1: panache45, Fishbicycle, Eleusis  
October 2: Hakuna Matata, Mooney252  
October 3: racer72, LiQUiDBuD  
October 4: Starving Artist  
October 5: Rubystreak, Nutty Bunny, VenusProbe  
October 6: Otanx, Manatee  
October 7: gigi, malkavia, ltfire  
October 8: LaurAnge Helen’s Eidolon  
October 9: Ice Machine, GuanoLad  
October 10: Ellen Cherry, danceswithcats  
October 11: PaperBlob  
October 12: Stinkum  
October 13: slai, Ignatz, mauxlicious  
October 14: Martha Medea, August West  
October 15: Silophant, Ms Macphisto  
October 16: divemaster, BadBadger, Antigen, dasgupta  
October 17: Ellis Dee  
October 18: purple haze, Cerowyn, Smashed Ice Cream  
October 19: Snickers, Spongemom  
October 20:  
October 21: sleeep2  
October 22: VanLandry, Hentor the Barbarian  
October 23: Labdad  
October 24: Sailboat  
October 25: gouda  
October 26: Shoeless, Gail, Pensandfeathers  
October 27: Hockey Monkey, Qwisp  
October 28: Vox Imperatoris  
October 29: Little Nemo  
October 30: ghardester, spoike  
October 31: as\_u\_wish, seosamh, dangermom

November 1:  
November 2: Skara\_Brae, Harborwolf  
November 3: jackelope  
November 4: Sassy  
November 5: Brown Eyed Girl, YaWanna  
November 6: BwanaBob  
November 7: melondeca  
November 8: Lakai  
November 9: JpnDude  
November 10: movingfinger, norinew  
November 11: winterhawk11, Hirka T’Bawa, EvilAsh  
November 12:  
November 13: Magret, marque elf (RIP), Jman, Kiros, Magret  
November 14: Arachne, Voyager, MyFootsZZZ  
November 15: Peanuthead  
November 16: Pyroette  
November 17: chrisk, Typo Knig  
November 18: Silver Tyger Girl, UncaStuart  
November 19: Alma, PETERFI  
November 20: cat39645, Dominic Mulligan  
November 21:  
November 22: Idle Thoughts  
November 23: BiblioCat, xbuckeye  
November 24: Mooch, AsecretK  
November 25:  
November 26: thirdwarning, Kneepants Erasmus, the Humanist, KSO, WhyNot, simply\_cats  
November 27: Jragon, DirtyHippy, Odinoneeye  
November 28:  
November 29: Tinkertoy  
November 30: Anaamika, Noone Special, infamousmom

December 1: Khadaji, Marconi & Schmeese, CalMeacham  
December 2: Snakescatlady  
December 3: Tabby\_Cat, David Simmons (RIP)  
December 4: Zeldar, Mishell, deevee  
December 5:  
December 6:  
December 7: Gundhilde  
December 8: nyctea scandiaca  
December 9: misling, Misery Loves Co.  
December 10: Renee, The Big Cheese  
December 11: PookahMacPhellimey  
December 12: Rushgeekgirl, Estilicon, Twoflower  
December 13: betenoir  
December 14: Corporate Hippie, Wolfgrrl  
December 15: Lady Venom  
December 16: csharpmajor  
December 17: mr bus guy, detop, velvetjones  
December 18: PinkNailFile  
December 19: Clothahump  
December 20: chowder  
December 21: furlibusea  
December 22: Pandora  
December 23: Rick, PigBoy  
December 24: grimpixie, dare\_devil007\_  
December 25: Kat, Annie-Xmas  
December 26: lazybratsche, Crown Prince of Irony, Suse  
December 27: MissGypsy  
December 28: picker, amarone, Bin-Gay  
December 29: dinahmoe  
December 30: Julius Henry  
December 31: Quasimodem, Jake, twickster, Baker, LifeOnWry

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**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2009, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-doper-a-day/505350/269 "2009-08-16T20:01:29Z")

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317 days covered, only 48 days to go!

(by my calculation)

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2009, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-doper-a-day/505350/270 "2009-08-16T22:47:55Z")

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Wohoooo!

I get Nov. 28 (1979) for myself 🙂

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**Author:** ![lawoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@lawoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lawoot)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-doper-a-day/505350/271 "2009-08-17T04:36:52Z")

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Well my date’s been taken (twice), but I’ll add myself anyway - November 2 (1963)

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**Author:** ![meenie7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7993a0/32.png) [@meenie7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meenie7)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-doper-a-day/505350/272 "2009-08-17T06:58:07Z")

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> [@WormTheRed](#):
>
> Wohoooo!
> 
> I get Nov. 28 (1979) for myself 🙂

Wow, hey there, almost birthday buddy! 😃 Can you believe we’re almost thirty?!

Put me down for Nov. 29 (1979)

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**Author:** ![Tabby\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tabby\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabby_Cat)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-doper-a-day/505350/273 "2009-08-17T07:01:55Z")

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Oh HELL I share a birthday with David Simmons?

☹

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-doper-a-day/505350/274 "2009-08-17T08:52:45Z")

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> [@meenie7](#):
>
> Wow, hey there, almost birthday buddy! 😃 Can you believe we’re almost thirty?!
> 
> Put me down for Nov. 29 (1979)

I’m very close to panicking about it, so I’m in strong denial 🙂

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**Author:** ![Tally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dbc845/32.png) [@Tally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tally)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-doper-a-day/505350/275 "2009-08-17T11:05:02Z")

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Occasional lurker here, but couldn’t resist when I saw that mine isn’t taken yet.  
11 September 1974

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**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-doper-a-day/505350/276 "2009-08-17T13:19:55Z")

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Mine’s accounted for but I’ll add it anyway.

December 18 (1984)

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