# A double ended dildo of a pit thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 16, 2014, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-double-ended-dildo-of-a-pit-thread/707360 "2014-12-16T03:59:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-double-ended-dildo-of-a-pit-thread/707360/21 "2014-12-16T16:23:57Z")
> [@Isamu](#): > > Story doesn’t pass the sniff test. > > Oooooohh! That’s a stinker! ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-double-ended-dildo-of-a-pit-thread/707360/22 "2014-12-16T16:39:34Z")
> [@elbows](#): > > Just wipe the seat when you’re done. > > Problem solved! Next… Civilized people should be doing this anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-double-ended-dildo-of-a-pit-thread/707360/23 "2014-12-16T16:45:21Z")
It’s just so much easier to blame the victim. > **[5 Reasons We Will Always Blame the Victim](https://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-we-will-always-blame-victim)** > > Sometimes the only difference between victim blaming and vigilantism is your dedication to the cause. ---
**Author:** ![yoyodyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a9a28c/32.png) [@yoyodyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yoyodyne)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-double-ended-dildo-of-a-pit-thread/707360/24 "2014-12-16T17:01:46Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > It’s just so much easier to blame the victim. The seat? ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-double-ended-dildo-of-a-pit-thread/707360/25 "2014-12-16T17:07:48Z")
This is what happens when you [ban face-sitting](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=743484). ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-double-ended-dildo-of-a-pit-thread/707360/26 "2014-12-16T17:13:18Z")
> [@yoyodyne](#): > > The seat? Hey, you never hear about this type of thing concerning elliptical trainers, stairmasters or treadmills… ---
**Author:** ![yoyodyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a9a28c/32.png) [@yoyodyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yoyodyne)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-double-ended-dildo-of-a-pit-thread/707360/27 "2014-12-16T17:30:32Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > Hey, you never hear about this type of thing concerning elliptical trainers, stairmasters or treadmills… True. If the seat wasn’t just so _moist_ and _fragrant_ this would never happen. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-double-ended-dildo-of-a-pit-thread/707360/28 "2014-12-16T20:23:14Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > It’s just so much easier to blame the victim. > > [5 Reasons We Will Always Blame the Victim | Cracked.com](http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-we-will-always-blame-victim/) You mean obvious troll is obvious? C’mon – look at the join date, and then the OP’s other thread about her vag smelling like peaches. Horses, zebras, hello? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-double-ended-dildo-of-a-pit-thread/707360/29 "2014-12-16T20:28:17Z")
Coat the seat with chloroform. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-double-ended-dildo-of-a-pit-thread/707360/30 "2014-12-16T21:11:04Z")
> [@bup](#): > > Coat the seat with chloroform. Didn’t Paul Simon write a song about that? ---
**Author:** ![Cyros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a698b9/32.png) [@Cyros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyros)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-double-ended-dildo-of-a-pit-thread/707360/31 "2014-12-16T21:27:21Z")
> [@bup](#): > > Coat the seat with chloroform. > [@John\_Mace](#): > > Didn’t Paul Simon write a song about that? It was a lullaby, wasn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-double-ended-dildo-of-a-pit-thread/707360/32 "2014-12-16T21:34:51Z")
Maybe he was diagnosing a yeast infection. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-double-ended-dildo-of-a-pit-thread/707360/33 "2014-12-16T21:41:46Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > You mean obvious troll is obvious? C’mon – look at the join date, and then the OP’s other thread about her vag smelling like peaches. Horses, zebras, hello? > > :rolleyes: How the heck does she know that, testimony? Can’t get her nose into her…lap. Human spine were that flexible, the species would have gone extinct a long, long time ago. ---
**Author:** ![Macca26](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/13edae/32.png) [@Macca26](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Macca26)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-double-ended-dildo-of-a-pit-thread/707360/34 "2014-12-16T21:46:11Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > How the heck does she know that, testimony? Can’t get her nose into her…lap. Human spine were that flexible, the species would have gone extinct a long, long time ago. We’ve got hands and we rub one out same as you guys. You think our hands can’t be raised to our noses or something? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-double-ended-dildo-of-a-pit-thread/707360/35 "2014-12-16T21:48:20Z")
> [@splatterpunk](#): > > I read it in _Obvious Troll Is Obvious Weekly_. I’m intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to that newsletter. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-double-ended-dildo-of-a-pit-thread/707360/36 "2014-12-16T21:55:11Z")
> [@Macca26](#): > > We’ve got hands and we rub one out same as you guys. You think our hands can’t be raised to our noses or something? 😃 Pics, or it didn’t happen. ---
**Author:** ![Macca26](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/13edae/32.png) [@Macca26](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Macca26)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-double-ended-dildo-of-a-pit-thread/707360/37 "2014-12-16T22:02:36Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Pics, or it didn’t happen. [You can thank me later for educating you.](http://d2tq98mqfjyz2l.cloudfront.net/image_cache/1323123456622749.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-double-ended-dildo-of-a-pit-thread/707360/38 "2014-12-16T22:10:02Z")
And here is video evidence. No nudity but probably NSFW. https: //www. youtube .com /watch?v=RU6eVN5U68E ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-double-ended-dildo-of-a-pit-thread/707360/39 "2014-12-16T22:12:55Z")
> [@Tuxie](#): > > This was no coincidence. He only sniffed the bike seat I would sit on. Perhaps he’s just a scent o’ mental type of guy. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-double-ended-dildo-of-a-pit-thread/707360/40 "2014-12-16T22:20:14Z")
> [@](#): > > You can thank me later for educating you. That is a picture of weapons-grade unobtainium. Proves she has fingers and can find her nose. Most likely, an ad for a product, gonna guess finger nail polish that comes in fragrances and colors. Of course, the mature, secure and independent woman would not deign to buy such a thing. If it appeared under the Christmas tree, however, the culprit would likely be forgiven. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-double-ended-dildo-of-a-pit-thread/707360.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-double-ended-dildo-of-a-pit-thread/707360.md?page=3)