# A double ended dildo of a pit thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 16, 2014, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-double-ended-dildo-of-a-pit-thread/707360 "2014-12-16T03:59:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-double-ended-dildo-of-a-pit-thread/707360/41 "2014-12-16T22:51:07Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Pics, or it didn’t happen. > [@Macca26](#): > > [You can thank me later for educating you.](http://d2tq98mqfjyz2l.cloudfront.net/image_cache/1323123456622749.jpg) No pic(k)! ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-double-ended-dildo-of-a-pit-thread/707360/42 "2014-12-16T23:22:24Z")
At least you could have made it interesting, like sniffing your gym bag, or your feet. But some seat, that’s boring. Nice try though. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-double-ended-dildo-of-a-pit-thread/707360/43 "2014-12-16T23:28:37Z")
Can we just stipulate, you know, for the record, that there is nothing wrong with sniffing an unoccupied exercize machine seat? Life is short. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-double-ended-dildo-of-a-pit-thread/707360/44 "2014-12-16T23:38:26Z")
There’s nothing like the smell of bicycle seat in the morning! ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-double-ended-dildo-of-a-pit-thread/707360/45 "2014-12-16T23:43:15Z")
Am I the only one who thinks, “so what?” He ain’t sniffing your ass. Sure it’s gross and skeevy but nobody’s messing with you. If you were more thoughtful, you could spray some body spray on your ass before mounting. Cucumber melon! Yum! Slap him? Why? What did he do to you? Edited to add: What bobot said. ---
**Author:** ![Stonebow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Stonebow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stonebow)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2014, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-double-ended-dildo-of-a-pit-thread/707360/46 "2014-12-18T22:07:58Z")
Am I the only one to check this thread because he was interested in the double dildo action? _slinks off_ ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2014, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-double-ended-dildo-of-a-pit-thread/707360/47 "2014-12-18T22:26:29Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > There’s nothing like the smell of bicycle seat in the morning! Why do you think Brooks saddles are made with such high quality leather? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2014, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-double-ended-dildo-of-a-pit-thread/707360/48 "2014-12-19T00:50:08Z")
Metrosexual horses, very fashion conscious. ---
**Author:** ![Blalron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Blalron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blalron)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2014, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-double-ended-dildo-of-a-pit-thread/707360/49 "2014-12-19T23:01:21Z")
This is what I would do if I were you. I’d use the bike. Then I’d wait for him to sniff the seat. Then I would loudly say: “Eww, you’re sniffing the seat after I used it! Gross!” ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2014, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-double-ended-dildo-of-a-pit-thread/707360/50 "2014-12-20T01:31:23Z")
> [@Blalron](#): > > This is what I would do if I were you. I’d use the bike. Then I’d wait for him to sniff the seat. Then I would loudly say: > > “Eww, you’re sniffing the seat after I used it! Gross!” Assuming the OP is (a) not making this up; and (b) still reading the thread (a long proposition, but whatever), this is not bad advice. In the same way sunlight kills mold and germs, public ridicule can kill furtive behaviors that are, or should be, socially unacceptable. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2014, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-double-ended-dildo-of-a-pit-thread/707360/51 "2014-12-20T01:52:33Z")
> [@](#): > > “Eww, you’re sniffing the seat after I used it! Gross!” “Not a bit of it! Simply close inspection to ensure that it is not scorched or singed!” ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2014, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-double-ended-dildo-of-a-pit-thread/707360/52 "2014-12-20T22:40:59Z")
I sniffed her OP. Smells nice. Like a woman. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2014, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-double-ended-dildo-of-a-pit-thread/707360/53 "2014-12-21T14:00:21Z")
> [@Saint\_Cad](#): > > I sniffed her OP. > Smells nice. > Like a woman. [QUOTE=Lt. Col. Frank Slade] Women! What can you say? Who made ‘em? God must have been a fuckin’ genius. The hair… They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls… just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips… and when they touched, yours were like… that first swallow of wine… after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don’t care if they’re Greek columns… or secondhand Steinways. What’s between ‘em… passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there’s only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy. Hah! Are you listenin’ to me, son? I’m givin’ ya pearls here. [/QUOTE] … [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-double-ended-dildo-of-a-pit-thread/707360.md?page=2)