# A duck! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 4, 2004, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-duck/248581 "2004-06-04T04:24:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-duck/248581/41 "2004-06-04T16:42:17Z")
bread? apples? very small rocks? ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-duck/248581/42 "2004-06-04T16:42:26Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > I wonder if an elephant would down a pillow if the elephant was hungry enough? Would it be able to pick it up with its trunk though? ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-duck/248581/43 "2004-06-04T16:46:28Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > I wonder if an elephant would down a pillow if the elephant was hungry enough? It depends on what the pillow was stuffed with. If it was stuffed with pumpkin, or hay, or carrots, then heck yea that elephant would chow down. If, on the other hand the pillow was stuffed with - DUCK DOWN!! wow! did you see that! that flying monkey almost sideswiped me!! ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-duck/248581/44 "2004-06-04T16:51:35Z")
> [@Rufus Xavier](#): > > why not? all you need is a ten-foot ladder… 😕 Unless the elephant was hiding in a tree disguised as cherries. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-duck/248581/45 "2004-06-04T17:07:45Z")
“The duck shops here!” [http://duckgear.aflac.com/ccduckgear/](http://duckgear.aflac.com/ccduckgear/) ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-duck/248581/46 "2004-06-04T17:28:26Z")
Those damned painted elephant toenails! I named my elephant Gerald! He scats bad. ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-duck/248581/47 "2004-06-04T17:29:17Z")
Just keep him out of the custard. ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-duck/248581/48 "2004-06-04T17:33:42Z")
> [@vivalostwages](#): > > Shouldn’t **Why A Duck** be in here? Sorry I’m late, I had a run in with a platypus of ill repute. ---
**Author:** ![susan\_foster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@susan\_foster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan_foster)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-duck/248581/49 "2004-06-04T17:42:47Z")
Have it quack - [we can figure out where it’s from.](http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/afp/britain_animals_offbeat) Susan ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-duck/248581/50 "2004-06-04T19:34:05Z")
Reminds me of I first found SDMB some 3 yrs ago. I was so sick and tired about that dumb echo quack e-mail, I spent hours looking for negative proof. Finally, I found this place and the rebuttle it supplied. Satisfied, but exhausted, and with quite a headache, I lay down in the dark, only to be shattered to awareness again by the doorbell. I fling the door open and find no one is there! Gah! Spying a snail crawling across my porch, I pick it up and hurl it out into the yard. My rage thus spent, I went back inside. Not but three minutes ago, I hear the doorbell chime. I open the door to find no one there. Except a snail. “What the hell was _that_ all about!?” he complained. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-duck/248581/51 "2004-06-04T19:56:53Z")
The Duck’s Ass–not just a haircut! [http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink3287.html](http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink3287.html) ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-duck/248581/52 "2004-06-04T20:47:03Z")
[Chico Marx] Why a duck? [/Chico Marx] ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-duck/248581/53 "2004-06-04T20:49:03Z")
Duck!!! \*\* BANG!!! \*\* Nice shot Lester. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-duck/248581/54 "2004-06-04T20:50:45Z")
MR Ducks MR Not OSAR CM Wings? LIB MR Ducks ---
**Author:** ![Graycat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Graycat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Graycat)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-duck/248581/55 "2004-06-04T20:53:31Z")
What duck? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-duck/248581/56 "2004-06-04T20:56:35Z")
C D E D B D ducks? M R not ducks! M R! C D E D B D wings? L, I B! M _R_ ducks! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-duck/248581/57 "2004-06-04T20:57:56Z")
_Dammit!_ Slow connection + futzing around = scooped by **ccwaterback**! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-duck/248581/58 "2004-06-04T21:12:48Z")
CD boy puppies? MNO boy puppies. OSMR! CMPN? Fuckin’A! M _R_ boy puppies! ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-duck/248581/59 "2004-06-04T22:14:38Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > Reminds me of I first found SDMB some 3 yrs ago. I was so sick and tired about that dumb echo quack e-mail, I spent hours looking for negative proof. Finally, I found this place and the rebuttle it supplied. > > Satisfied, but exhausted, and with quite a headache, I lay down in the dark, only to be shattered to awareness again by the doorbell. > > I fling the door open and find no one is there! Gah! Spying a snail crawling across my porch, I pick it up and hurl it out into the yard. My rage thus spent, I went back inside. > > Not but three minutes ago, I hear the doorbell chime. I open the door to find no one there. Except a snail. > > “What the hell was _that_ all about!?” he complained. For putting us through this, someone really ought to give you a slug! ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-duck/248581/60 "2004-06-04T22:33:57Z")
> [@vivalostwages](#): > > The Duck’s Ass–not just a haircut! > > [Duck's Ass recipe](http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink3287.html) Three shots to get one Duck’s Ass? That’s not real good shooting! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-duck/248581.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-duck/248581.md?page=4)