# a Fart/Poop by any other name?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-fart-poop-by-any-other-name/155097>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 14, 2003, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-fart-poop-by-any-other-name/155097 "2003-02-14T17:49:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-fart-poop-by-any-other-name/155097/41 "2003-02-17T02:53:20Z")

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A 4 year old once told me, on his passing wind  
“I fluffed”.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-fart-poop-by-any-other-name/155097/42 "2003-02-17T16:18:20Z")

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Sorry, I was busy launching a sea pickle.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-fart-poop-by-any-other-name/155097/43 "2003-02-17T19:48:58Z")

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When I first saw the lists in the OP, I thought ‘solids’ was one of the euphemisms. I kinda like it: “I gotta go drop a solid,” or “I gotta go lays some solids.”

Other poop terms off the top of my head:

**Deuce,** as in, “Where’s Bob?” "He’s deucin’ "  
**Dr. Rhea,** as in, “Dr. Rhea came over last night, and she was quite angry.”

Gasses:  
**Musty gust**  
**Toot**  
**Rotten ham** , as in, “Alright, who’s got the rotten ham?”  
**One-part harmony**

Happy

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**Author:** ![Denis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5e9695/32.png) [@Denis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Denis)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2003, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-fart-poop-by-any-other-name/155097/44 "2003-02-18T04:15:49Z")

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Ah yes. Poop and farts. A subject common to all (and well worth a few giggles).

Pinching one off  
Making meatloaf  
Releasing trout  
Making mookie  
Meditating  
On the gaseous side of things:

cracking one off  
stepping on a duck  
fluttering one’s anus  
speaking the unspeakable  
clearing the other throat

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**Author:** ![c42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a87d85/32.png) [@c42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c42)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2003, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-fart-poop-by-any-other-name/155097/45 "2003-02-18T13:44:44Z")

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Unleashing the kraken  
Dropping a bomb  
Releasing the hostages  
The brown army storming the porcelain beach at Normandy

There are 133 more [here](http://www.goofball.com/feces_list)

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**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2003, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-fart-poop-by-any-other-name/155097/46 "2003-02-18T13:54:25Z")

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Gasses : Windybells

Solids: Turtlehead

Wanking: Saying hi to the kids

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