# A Feud About Nothing—The Seinfeld Feud by 42fish \[Closed\]
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144
**Category:** The Game Room
**Created:** [July 11, 2008, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144 "2008-07-11T15:58:44Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/1 "2008-07-11T15:58:44Z")
_ **Read all the Rules!** _
_ **DO NOT READ THIS THREAD BEFORE YOU POST YOUR ANSWERS** _
Try to think of the most popular answer, to get the most people matching you. Scoring - Any answer duplicated by anyone else is worth 100 points divided by the number of entrants. For example: 50 entrant game = 2 pts per answer. If 4 people match that means they each get 8 pts for that answer. No matches = 0 points.
_ **READ THIS!!!** _
**Write your answers like this** ; Do not repeat the questions, no periods at the end of answers, no spaces between lines, no comments, no fancy list coding. If you need to comment or clarify your answers, do it AFTER the list of answers. Thanks.
JUST LIKE THIS:
**1. answer
2. response
3. rejoinder**
If this format is ignored, our resident bouncer **Brujaja** will come in and kick your ass!
The game will end either when we have 50 entrants, or at 4:30 PM Central on Sunday, 7/13/08 whichever comes first. Good luck! (I’m letting this one run longer because weekend feuds typically fill up slowly.)
1. Name a male character other than Jerry, George or Kramer
2. Name a female character other than Elaine
3. Name a celebrity who made a cameo appearance in the series
4. Name a catchphrase from the series
5. Name one of Kramer’s schemes
6. Name a reason George got fired from a job
7. Name a movie, fake or real, from the series
8. Name a reason a couple in the series broke up
9. If you participated in ‘the contest,’ how many days would you last?
10. That final episode: Great, Good, Meh, Lame or Lamest Thing Ever?
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### Author:  [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/2 "2008-07-11T16:03:35Z")
1. Newman
2. Estelle
3. Alex Trebek
4. Yada-yada-yada
5. Make your own pizza
6. Used the boss’s bathroom
7. Rochelle Rochelle
8. Not Sponge Worthy
9. 27
10. Meh
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### Author:  [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/3 "2008-07-11T16:06:53Z")
1. Newman!
2. Mrs. Seinfeld
3. Marisa Tomei
4. Master of my domain
5. Bottle return
6. Sex with his secretary
7. The English Patient
8. Her toothbrush was in the toilet
9. Forever – I can get real sex whenever I want!
10. Great
I sense a scoring nightmare . . .
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### Author:  [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/4 "2008-07-11T16:11:06Z")
1. Newman!
2. Estelle
3. Bette Midler
4. Giddiup!
5. Oil tanker bladder
6. Slipping his boss a mickey
7. Rochelle Rochelle
8. Elaine spied on Jerry’s GF whose breasts were real and spectacular
9. Three
10. Meh
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### Author:  [@want2know](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/want2know)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/5 "2008-07-11T16:29:45Z")
Just so’s you know, I won’t be defending my title this round–didn’t watch the show enough to know half the answers!
Good luck, everyone!
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### Author:  [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/6 "2008-07-11T16:30:23Z")
1. Newman
2. Delores (aka Mulva)
3. Keith Kernandez
4. Not that there’s anything worng with it
5. The Bro
6. Sex with the clenaing lady
7. Rochelle Rochelle
8. Man-hands
9. 7 days
10. Lame
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/7 "2008-07-11T16:34:09Z")
1. Newman
2. Estelle
3. Bette Midler\*
4. Yaddayaddayadda
5. Coffee Table Book\*\*
6. Faking a disability
7. Chunnel
8. Once dated Newman\*\*\*
9. Three months
10. Meh\*\*\*\*
\*Is it no surprise I’m gay? 😃
\*\*My personal favorite Kramer scheme. I still want one.
\*\*\*Just ick!
\*\*\*\*My personal opinion of _Seinfeld_ in general
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### Author:  [@Qwisp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qwisp)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/8 "2008-07-11T16:36:20Z")
Wow I make it in time to a feud, and I only can come up with five answers. Not enough to participate ☹
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### Author:  [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/9 "2008-07-11T16:37:41Z")
1. Newman!
2. Susan (George’s fiancee)
3. Keith Hernandez
4. Yadda, yadda, yadda…
5. The bottle deposit scheme (5 cents in NY, 10 cents in MI)
6. Having sex with the cleaning lady
7. Rochelle, Rochelle
8. Jerry suddenly noticing his girlfriend has “man hands”
9. 7 days
10. Good
I liked the last episode… Sure it really depended on having seen all the referenced earlier episodes for its humor value, but viewed as a _final recap_ not a standalone episode, I found it full of laughs at the time and even now on rewatching it. Especially seeing Newman in the front row of the courthouse gleefully watching the prosecution while eating a tub of popcorn.
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### Author:  [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/10 "2008-07-11T16:43:42Z")
1. J peterman
2. Estelle Costanza
3. Keith Hernandez
4. Serenity now!
5. Rickshaw service
6. Faking a disability
7. Sack Lunch
8. Disgust with the “contest.”
9. 5
10. good
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### Author:  [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/11 "2008-07-11T16:44:22Z")
I never watched the show. I’ll just sit back and watch y’all…
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### Author:  [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/12 "2008-07-11T16:47:30Z")
1. Mr. Constanza
2. Mrs. Constanza
3. Terri Hatcher
4. No Soup for You!
5. A perfume that smells like the Beach
6. Had sex with the cleaning woman
7. Schindler’s List
8. Nose Picking
9. 3
10. Good
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### Author:  [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/13 "2008-07-11T16:57:45Z")
1. George’s father, Frank Constanza
2. Jerry’s mother
3. Keith Hernadez
4. Yada, yada, yada
5. Return bottles to Michigan for deposit
6. Found out he really wasn’t handicapped
7. Plan 9 From Outer Space
8. Jerry wasn’t sure if they really were "real & spectacular”
9. 3 days
10. Lame
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### Author:  [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/14 "2008-07-11T17:00:13Z")
About the “Sex with the cleaning woman” – wasn’t it his secretary, played by Vicki Lewis? Or was that a different job?
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### Author:  [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/15 "2008-07-11T17:01:44Z")
[QUOTE=Scarlett67]
About the “Sex with the cleaning woman” – wasn’t it his secretary, played by Vicki Lewis? Or was that a different job?
[/QUOTE]
Different job. He got busted because he tried gifting her with a kashmir sweater with a red dot on it.
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### Author:  [@Paintcharge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paintcharge)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/16 "2008-07-11T17:04:12Z")
1. Newman
2. Estelle
3. Keith Hernandez
4. Yada-yada-yada
5. Empty bottles to Michigan
6. Sleeping under the desk
7. Rochelle Rochelle
8. “Mulva” Jerry couldn’t remember her name
9. 4
10. Meh
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### Author:  [@Glory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glory)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/17 "2008-07-11T17:05:16Z")
1. Newman
2. Mrs. Costanza
3. Keith Hernandez
4. Master of my domain
5. coffee table book about coffee tables
6. Using the handicapped bathroom
7. Rochelle Rochelle
8. Man hands
9. 1 week
10. Meh
Number 8 was tough, so many good choices. I was also a big fan of “bad nakedness” and “MULVA”
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### Author:  [@PaperBlob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PaperBlob)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/18 "2008-07-11T17:15:05Z")
1. Newman
2. Susan (George’s fiancee)
3. Keith Hernandez
4. Not that there’s anything wrong with that
5. The Bro
6. Faking a disability
7. Schindler’s List
8. Man hands
9. One day
10. Good
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### Author:  [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/19 "2008-07-11T17:16:38Z")
1. Newman!
2. Jerry’s mother
3. Keith Hernandez
4. No soup for you.
5. Making a hotel for Japanese business travelers
6. I don’t know
7. The English Patient
8. She had ‘man hands’
9. 1
10. Good
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### Author:  [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/20 "2008-07-11T17:27:30Z")
1. Newman
2.Estelle
3Kathy Griffin
4.yadda yadda
5.oil balloon
6.Faking disability
2.
8.man hands
9.7
10.good
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