# A Feud About Nothing—The Seinfeld Feud by 42fish \[Closed\]
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144
**Category:** The Game Room
**Created:** [July 11, 2008, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144 "2008-07-11T15:58:44Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/21 "2008-07-11T17:32:15Z")
1. Newman
2. Susan
3. Bette Midler
4. Not that there’s anything wrong with that
5. Taking recyclible cans to Michigan for the extra 5 cent deposit
6. Had sex on his desk with the cleaning woman
7. Rochelle, Rochelle
8. She had ‘man hands’
9. One day
10. Lame
Notes:
2. George’s dead fiancee
5. Technically, as much Newman’s scheme as Kramer’s
7. A young woman’s strange erotic journey from Milan to Minsk
8. Figuring that ‘died licking toxic wedding invitation envelopes’ isn’t exactly a break-up
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### Author:  [@Walkabout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walkabout)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/22 "2008-07-11T17:32:30Z")
1. Newman
2. Susan
3. Courtney Cox
4. Not that there’s anything wrong with that
5. Selling high-flow shower heads
6. Traded to a chicken company by the Yankees
7. Superman
8. He couldn’t remember her name
9. 7
10. Meh
11. I have no idea what the most common answer to this one will be.
I don’t think I’m going to do well on this.
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### Author:  [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/23 "2008-07-11T17:36:06Z")
1. Newman
2. Mulva
3. Jon Voight
4. Hello, Newman
5. Selling Morty’s old shirts
6. Slipping his boss a mickey
7. Chunnel
8. because George wasn’t really a bad man
9. 4
10. Lame
Will and Grace series finale was worse.
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### Author:  [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/24 "2008-07-11T17:39:37Z")
[QUOTE=Dolores Reborn]
I never watched the show. I’ll just sit back and watch y’all…
[/QUOTE]
Did you watch the Fucilli Jerry episode yet?
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### Author:  [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/25 "2008-07-11T17:49:44Z")
1. Newman
2. Jerry’s mom
3. Keith Hernandez
4. Hello Newman
5. Oil bladder
6. Sex with the cleaning lady
7. Rochelle, Rochelle
8. Man hands
9. 3
10. Meh
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### Author:  [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/26 "2008-07-11T17:50:29Z")
[QUOTE=Justin Credible]
Did you watch the Fucilli Jerry episode yet?
[/QUOTE]
Yes! Not all of it though. Enough to get the gist.
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### Author:  [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/27 "2008-07-11T17:52:59Z")
1. Newman
2. Susan
3. Teri Hatcher
4. Master of your domain
5. Hotel for Japanese tourists
6. Boinking the cleaning lady in his office
7. Rochelle Rochelle
8. Man-hands
9. 5
10. Good
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### Author:  [@pricciar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pricciar)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/28 "2008-07-11T18:18:30Z")
1. NEWMAN!
2. George’s fiancee who died
3. Bette Middler
4. “Not that there’s anything wrong with that”
5. Real Peterman Tour with the bus ride of Kramer’s haunts
6. Sleeping with the maid
7. Rochelle Rochelle.
8. Jerry picking/scratching his nose
9. 0
10. Good
\*The only problem I had with the last episode was the fact that they used so many flashback clips. It was funny, but I hated seeing all the clips out of context.
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### Author:  [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/29 "2008-07-11T18:19:41Z")
1. Name a male character other than Jerry, George or Kramer
2. Name a female character other than Elaine
3. Name a celebrity who made a cameo appearance in the series
4. Name a catchphrase from the series
5. Name one of Kramer’s schemes
6. Name a reason George got fired from a job
7. Name a movie, fake or real, from the series
8. Name a reason a couple in the series broke up
9. If you participated in ‘the contest,’ how many days would you last?
10. That final episode: Great, Good, Meh, Lame or Lamest Thing Ever?
11. Boss Hogg
12. Daisy
13. Bob Newhart
14. Kramer
15. Aluminum cans taken to another state.
16. He didn’t know what his job was.
17. The Dukes of Hazzard
18. No sex
19. 0
10.Lamest Thing Ever
As you can see I didn’t watch the show much so this is the best I could do. You can skip this if you get 50 answers besides mine.
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### Author:  [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/30 "2008-07-11T18:43:49Z")
1. Newman
2. Jerry’s mother
3. Keith Hernandez
4. “Not that there’s anything wrong with that”
5. Recycling the bottles in another state
6. Having sex with the cleaning lady on his desk
7. “Rochelle Rochelle”
8. Manhands
9. Less than one
10. Good
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/31 "2008-07-11T18:49:27Z")
1. Newman!
2. Sue Ellen Mishkie (sp?)
3. Rudy Giuliani
4. “No soup for you!”
5. Urban rickshaws
6. Sleeping under his desk
7. _Prognosis: Negative_
8. Jerry not knowing Mulva’s real first name
9. Indefinitely… but just until I won!
10. Meh
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### Author:  [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/32 "2008-07-11T18:56:06Z")
1. Newman
2. Delores (rhymes with a female body part)
3. Donalt Trump (guessing)
4. “It was shrinkage”
5. Cuban cigars
6. Stealing
7. Schindler’s List
8. Jerry’s nose pick.
9. 3
10. Good
I didn’t love this show so I’ll probably have the lowest score. Still fun to play.
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### Author:  [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/33 "2008-07-11T19:14:01Z")
1. Newman
2. Mrs. Seinfeld
3. Teri Hatcher
4. “Not that there’s anything wrong with that”
5. Oil tank bladder
6. Having sex with the cleaning lady on his desk
7. Rochelle, Rochelle
8. She had man hands
9. 5
10. Lame
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### Author:  [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/34 "2008-07-11T19:28:12Z")
1. Newman
2. Mrs. Costanza
3. Keith Hernandez
4. Serenity now
5. Kramerica - line oil tankers with rubber
6. Sex with cleaning woman on desk
7. Schindler’s List
8. Jerry didn’t know Dolores’ name.
9. 14
10. Lame
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### Author:  [@tarragon918](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tarragon918)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/35 "2008-07-11T19:35:50Z")
1. Name a male character other than Jerry, George or Kramer
2. Name a female character other than Elaine
3. Name a celebrity who made a cameo appearance in the series
4. Name a catchphrase from the series
5. Name one of Kramer’s schemes
6. Name a reason George got fired from a job
7. Name a movie, fake or real, from the series
8. Name a reason a couple in the series broke up
9. If you participated in ‘the contest,’ how many days would you last?
10. That final episode: Great, Good, Meh, Lame or Lamest Thing Ever?
11. Mr. Costanza (George’s Dad)
12. Mrs. Costanza (duh, George’s Mom)
13. Terry Hatcher
14. Not that there’s anything wrong with it!
15. “Beach” men’s cologne
16. Incompetence
17. The Girl from Minsk
18. Man hands?
19. 1
20. Good
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### Author:  [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/36 "2008-07-11T19:55:35Z")
[QUOTE=Dolores Reborn]
I never watched the show. I’ll just sit back and watch y’all…
[/QUOTE]
Some notes for scoring:
Question 2:
‘Estelle’ and ‘Mrs. Costanza’ are the same person
‘Mulva’ and ‘Delores’ are the same person
‘Susan, George’s dead fiancee’ and ‘Sue Ellen Mishke’ are not the same person
Question 8:
‘Jerry not remembering Delores’ name’/‘Jerry not remembering Mulva’s name’ are the same break-up
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### Author:  [@USCDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USCDiver)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/37 "2008-07-11T19:59:07Z")
1. Newman
2. Mrs. Constanza
3. Teri Hatcher
4. No soup for you
5. Kramerica Industries
6. Having sex with the maid
7. Rochelle, Rochelle
8. Man hands
9. 30
10. Lame
ETA: toss up for 1 and 7 being Conch
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### Author:  [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/38 "2008-07-11T19:59:11Z")
THANK YOU! I really will need all the help you can give me on matching answers. If I have questions, I’ll post them.
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### Author:  [@Glory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glory)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/39 "2008-07-11T20:05:45Z")
Faking a disability and using the handicapped restroom are the same reason for George being fired in #6! (George fakes a disability so he can use the handicapped restroom)
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### Author:  [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/40 "2008-07-11T20:24:49Z")
1. Newman
2. Jerry’s mom
3. Matt Lauer
4. SERENITY NOW!
5. Name one of Kramer’s schemes
6. Sleeping under his desk (?)
7. Schindler’s List
8. Annoying laugh
9. 1
10. Lamest Thing Ever
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