# A Feud About Nothing—The Seinfeld Feud by 42fish \[Closed\]
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144
**Category:** The Game Room
**Created:** [July 11, 2008, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144 "2008-07-11T15:58:44Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@HongKongFooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HongKongFooey)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/41 "2008-07-11T20:30:10Z")
1. Newman
2. Mrs. Costanza
3. Keith Hernandez
4. “Are you Master of your domain?”
5. Levels
6. Sex with cleaning lady
7. The English Patient
8. couldn’t remember their name
9. 3
10. Meh
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### Author:  [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/42 "2008-07-11T20:35:23Z")
1. Newman
2. Estelle Costanza
3. Keith Hernandez
4. “Yadda, yadda, yadda”
5. Driving the hansom cab and feeding the horse Beefarino
6. Having sex with the cleaning woman
7. _Rochelle, Rochelle_
8. Jerry’s girlfriend dropped some unidentified object in the toilet
9. One
10. Meh
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### Author:  [@Ace309](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace309)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/43 "2008-07-11T20:41:31Z")
1. Puddy
2. Susan
3. Keith Hernandez
4. No soup for you!
5. Getting an intern
6. Sleeping with the cleaning woman
7. The English Patient
8. Jerry’s girlfriend’s toothbrush dropped in toilet (Kristen Davis)
9. One
10. Meh
\*9: I’m choosing the most popular answer! Don’t think less of me!
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### Author:  [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/44 "2008-07-11T20:59:35Z")
My answer to #8 is from the same episode (indeed, is retaliation) for the incident mentioned by **Scarlett67** and **Ace309** , so it’s logical to count those three responses (and any subsequent similar ones) together.
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### Author:  [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/45 "2008-07-11T21:05:42Z")
[QUOTE=Sternvogel]
My answer to #8 is from the same episode (indeed, is retaliation) for the incident mentioned by **Scarlett67** and **Ace309** , so it’s logical to count those three responses (and any subsequent similar ones) together.
[/QUOTE]
Same with #2 – Estelle, Mrs. Costanza, and George’s mom are all the same person.
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### Author:  [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/46 "2008-07-11T21:31:42Z")
1. Newman
2. Mulva (Dolores)
3.
* * *
4. Yadda yadda yadda
5. the Bro (the man’s bra)
6.
* * *
7. Schindler’s List
8.
* * *
9. 0 😉
10. Meh
I never was much of a fan; I basically stopped watching after the third season, and only sporadically caught up in reruns on PIX and Fox.
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### Author:  [@adhemar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhemar)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/47 "2008-07-11T21:53:01Z")
1. Newman
2. Susan
3. Marisa Tomei
4. Yadda yadda yadda
5. man-bra
6. sex with the cleaning lady
7. Breakfast at tiffany’s
8. Man Hands
9. 1 week
10. lame
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### Author:  [@tarragon918](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tarragon918)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/48 "2008-07-11T21:55:50Z")
Damn! I tried to do this too quickly. I think the Girl from Minsk movie is really Rochelle Rochelle, but what I -really- wanted to put was “Prognosis: Negative,” supposedly the worst movie of all time (worse than Plan 9 from Outer Space!), that they never saw. LOL
Isn’t it awful that I couldn’t think of any good answers until later?! GAH!
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### Author:  [@RachelChristine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RachelChristine)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/49 "2008-07-11T22:26:13Z")
1. J. Peterman
2. Susan
3. teri hatcher
4. Not that there’s anything wrong with that
5. coffee table book about coffee tables
6. sex on the desk with the cleaning lady
7. Schindler’s List
8. man hands
9. 1 month
10. Good
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### Author:  [@pricciar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pricciar)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/50 "2008-07-11T22:30:49Z")
After looking it up I see that the dead Fiance is Susan Ross. So, stick my answer with any susan rosses who are out there. Fun feud!
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### Author:  [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/51 "2008-07-11T22:50:59Z")
If someone had answered number 8 as “Jerry’s Shallowness” I think that would have qualified as matching all other answers.
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### Author:  [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/52 "2008-07-11T22:58:18Z")
looking over the answers so far, I predict **Newman** , while maybe not fully conch, will have the highest of any category.
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### Author:  [@Chum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chum)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/53 "2008-07-11T23:06:13Z")
1. Newman
2. Susan
3. Bette Midler
4. Yada yada yada
5. Selling Jerry’s dad’s old jackets
6. Having sex with the cleaning lady on his desk
7. Rochelle, Rochelle
8. Man hands
9. 5
10. Good
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### Author:  [@Monstera\_deliciosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstera_deliciosa)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2008, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/54 "2008-07-11T23:06:36Z")
1. Newman
2. Susan
3. Keith Hernandez
4. Yaddda yadda yadda
5. Make your own pizza
6. Pretending to be handicapped
7. Rochelle, Rochelle
8. Man hands
9. 7
10. Lame
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### Author:  [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2008, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/55 "2008-07-12T00:43:09Z")
1. Newman
2. Susan
3. Keith Hernandez
4. No soup for you!
5. Pizza place where you make your own pie
6. Sex with the cleaning woman
7. Deathblow
8. Toothbrush in the toilet
9. 7
10. Meh
hope I made it
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### Author:  [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2008, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/56 "2008-07-12T00:47:55Z")
Am I really the only person to put Deathblow? You’re all missing the Deathblow!
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### Author:  [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2008, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/57 "2008-07-12T00:50:18Z")
[QUOTE=Glory]
Faking a disability and using the handicapped restroom are the same reason for George being fired in #6! (George fakes a disability so he can use the handicapped restroom)
[/QUOTE]
While this is true, they aren’t the same. He was fired from PlayNow for faking a disability. But he was fired from the real estate company (Barr Properties) for using his boss’ prviate (not handicapped) bathroom.
Although technically, he was fired again the next day for slipping his boss a mickey.
Sorry about the three posts in a row. But they all came to me separately.
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### Author:  [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2008, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/58 "2008-07-12T00:58:12Z")
[QUOTE=tdn]
Different job. He got busted because he tried gifting her with a kashmir sweater with a red dot on it.
[/QUOTE]
Damn. I was hoping that these two were being conflated and that I could make an argument for lumping them together (and thus giving me gonzo points!) But alas, a little Googling confirmed that these were two distinct events – and he didn’t get even get fired for boinking Vicki Lewis!!
So, to clarify for **Dolores,** “sex with the secretary” and “sex with the cleaning woman” are two different answers. :smack: ☹
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### Author:  [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2008, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/59 "2008-07-12T01:03:26Z")
1. Newman
2. Susan
3.Marissa Tormei
3. Master of his domain
4. Cashing in bottles in Mass
5. Not really handicapped
6. Cry, Cry again
7. Elane never had an orgasm with Jerry
8. I’d be out before the check came
9. Good
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### Author:  [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2008, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-feud-about-nothing-the-seinfeld-feud-by-42fish-closed/456144/60 "2008-07-12T01:05:32Z")
For #4 I really wanted to say "These pretzels are making me thirsty, but I did not think anyone else would remember that.
And does anyone remember the movie “Roschelle, Roschelle”? Let me go back and look.
SSG Schwartz
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