# A Few Doper Personalities, As Perceived By Me **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 1, 2003, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-few-doper-personalities-as-perceived-by-me/199003 "2003-09-01T19:12:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-few-doper-personalities-as-perceived-by-me/199003/21 "2003-09-02T07:38:28Z")
> [@](#): > > I’ll mention Q.E.D. - he’s got one scary IQ, but yet comes off as a really nice guy, IMHO. I’m pretty sure **Q.E.D.** is a she. ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-few-doper-personalities-as-perceived-by-me/199003/22 "2003-09-02T11:11:56Z")
Well, since he showed up, I think Marley23 is one of those people where you always hope he’s going to be where you’re going. You know, you’re headed to dinner with friends, and you cross your fingers that he’ll be a part of it, because any gathering is twice as funny with his comments and asides. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-few-doper-personalities-as-perceived-by-me/199003/23 "2003-09-02T12:29:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Quasimodem \* > \*\*Big ol **QUASI-HUGG** comin’ your way! > > 😉 > > Q \*\* Quit workin’ _my_ side o’ the street, **Quasi**. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-few-doper-personalities-as-perceived-by-me/199003/24 "2003-09-02T15:05:40Z")
Yes you missed some Dopers, there are more then 8 on the boards. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-few-doper-personalities-as-perceived-by-me/199003/25 "2003-09-03T01:13:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Marley23 \* > \*\*I’m pretty sure **Q.E.D.** is a she. \*\* Um, no…I’m 99.99% sure he’s of the male persuasion. Hey there, **Troy McClure SF** - I always follow your posts, and love your spirit and personality as it comes across on the SDMB! ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-few-doper-personalities-as-perceived-by-me/199003/26 "2003-09-03T03:14:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Salem \* > \*\*Hi **Jaade**! who is a very good listener and caring. See, you’re noticed and appreciated! > > **Quasi** , I’m very honored to be on your list. You are a good friend and one of the kindest souls I’ve ever [sub]not[/sub] met. And you are such a wicked [sub]good[/sub] flirt, too. And all of this wrapped up in a great package.[sub]Did I just say something about your package? I’m not sure that came out quite right…[/sub] No wonder you’re never single for long! > > And I will say thank you to **Waddamaroon** who I haven’t seen around for awhile, but who went out of his way to help me understand some things (hope all is well with you if you’re out there!) and to **The Stranger** and several others (including **Jaade** ) who enabled me to see some light at the end of a long, dark tunnel. As it turns out, it was in fact an oncoming train, but that’s not _their_ fault. They were all willing to share their stories, however difficult, to help. > > And all of the wonderful Boston Dopers along with **Wyatt** , the naughty, pony-tailed puppy man, who are all funny, caring, witty and good folks. \*\* ~hugs~ Aww darlin’, that was sweet! If you’d like, email me and let me know how you are doing, I was wondering about you. ~J ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-few-doper-personalities-as-perceived-by-me/199003/27 "2003-09-03T03:18:47Z")
Time to post more, lurk less. ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-few-doper-personalities-as-perceived-by-me/199003/28 "2003-09-03T03:42:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Blonde \* > \*\*Hey there, **Troy McClure SF** - I always follow your posts, and love your spirit and personality as it comes across on the SDMB! \*\* Smartass. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-few-doper-personalities-as-perceived-by-me/199003/29 "2003-09-03T03:48:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Troy McClure SF \* > \*\*Smartass. > \*\* You got that right! 😛 I do have to mention that I am also in love with **Salem’s** posting style, what with the little subliminal words, and that’s not copyrighted yet, is it? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-few-doper-personalities-as-perceived-by-me/199003/30 "2003-09-03T04:57:39Z")
It might be copyrighted by Kevin Nealon[sub]needs the money for drugs[/sub]. If you can find his agent [sub]dead of starvation[/sub] or get in touch with him [sub]living in the gutter[/sub], maybe you can find out. ---
**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-few-doper-personalities-as-perceived-by-me/199003/31 "2003-09-03T12:14:21Z")
ROLL CREDITS… \*Making your way through the web today, takes everythin’ you got, Writin’ some rants 'bout all your worries, sure would help a lot. Wouldn’t you like to get away… Sometimes you wanna post where everybody knows your name! And they’re always glad you came! “Does a quack echo?” those dopers know. But if you ask you might get flamed. You want to go where everybody knows your name.\* CREDITS END \*Scene One: The Bar. A be-suited **dantheman** stands at one end. **Troy McClure SF** is seated at the other. The Door opens. Enter **Rue DeDay** \* **All:** Rue! **Coldfire** (_behind bar cleaning glasses_): What’ll it be Rue? **Rue** : It’ll be a cold day in hell before i lose a game of table tennis to my neighbours! \*Audience laughs. **Rue** takes his usual seat at the bar next to **Troy**. **Coldfire** slides him a beer.\* **Rue:** Hey **Coldfire** where’s **Gazelle**? **Coldfire** : Ah she’s in her office again trying to think up new ways of making this place “popular.” **Troy McClure SF** : Ah come on **Coldie** this place is popular! You got **Dan** and **Rue** and… well… me obviously. I always drink here. _ **CrankyAsAnOldMan** is wiping down the bar. She overhears **Troy’s** comment._ **CrankyAsAnOldMan** : That’s only because we’ve never called pest control. _Audience Laughs_ **Dantheman** : Now come on gentlemen, you may mock **Gazelles** schemes but you must sympathise with her intentions. She is only endeavouring to add a little class to our group of drinkers _amicablé_ **CrankyAsAnOldMan** : You sayin’ we ain’t get no class?? _Audience Laughs_ ETC. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-few-doper-personalities-as-perceived-by-me/199003/32 "2003-09-03T18:36:41Z")
:: applauds :: Very well done, **garius** , thanks! ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-few-doper-personalities-as-perceived-by-me/199003/33 "2003-09-03T18:47:12Z")
I think you’re all pretty jolly. ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-few-doper-personalities-as-perceived-by-me/199003/34 "2003-09-06T16:49:48Z")
**SCOTTICHE\*\*\*\*R** Rocks my world! 😃 Q ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-few-doper-personalities-as-perceived-by-me/199003/35 "2003-09-06T19:38:25Z")
And then there’s **EddyTeddyFreddy** - c’mon, girl, post a picture of those awesome felines. She’s a real sweetheart, and sharp as hell, to boot. garius: awesome. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-few-doper-personalities-as-perceived-by-me/199003/36 "2003-09-06T19:41:20Z")
I usta think **EddyTeddyFreddy** was malemalemale. ---
**Author:** ![Priam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/77aa72/32.png) [@Priam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Priam)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-few-doper-personalities-as-perceived-by-me/199003/37 "2003-09-06T20:16:35Z")
Polycarp makes me wanna be a better man 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-few-doper-personalities-as-perceived-by-me/199003/38 "2003-09-06T21:18:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Priam \* > \*\*Polycarp makes me wanna be a better man 😉 \*\* **Polycarp** makes ME want to be a better man, and I’m a girl. ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-few-doper-personalities-as-perceived-by-me/199003/39 "2003-09-06T21:23:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Priam \* > \*\*Polycarp makes me wanna be a better man 😉 \*\* So all those penis enlarger emails have been coming from **polycarp**? Who’d a thunk it. I know I’d be a much better man if I had a penis. Probably be a less bitchy woman, too. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-few-doper-personalities-as-perceived-by-me/199003/40 "2003-09-06T23:38:21Z")
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