# A Few Doper Personalities, As Perceived By Me **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 1, 2003, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-few-doper-personalities-as-perceived-by-me/199003 "2003-09-01T19:12:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-few-doper-personalities-as-perceived-by-me/199003/41 "2003-09-06T23:45:31Z")
Don’t worry too much. I’m not up there, either. ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-few-doper-personalities-as-perceived-by-me/199003/42 "2003-09-06T23:45:48Z")
Sorry, didn’t meant to leave you out, **Michael**. I’m sure you’d be a much better man if you had a penis, too. Heck, I’m sure we’d all be better men for it. [sub]What? Whaddya mean he wasn’t talking to me?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-few-doper-personalities-as-perceived-by-me/199003/43 "2003-09-07T00:34:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Michael Ellis \* > \*\*What about me? What about me? WHAT ABOUT ME?!?! \*\* You ROCK, cowboy. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-few-doper-personalities-as-perceived-by-me/199003/44 "2003-09-07T00:36:45Z")
What about you? You can buy your own damn penis enlarger. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-few-doper-personalities-as-perceived-by-me/199003/45 "2003-09-07T00:40:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Marley23 \* > \*\*I’m pretty sure **Q.E.D.** is a she. \*\* This would be news to my penis. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-few-doper-personalities-as-perceived-by-me/199003/46 "2003-09-07T00:43:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Blonde \* > \*\*You ROCK, cowboy. 😉 \*\* Whoo-hoo! ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-few-doper-personalities-as-perceived-by-me/199003/47 "2003-09-07T00:45:01Z")
See, I just knew it somehow. 😉 Eh, I’ve just knocked heads with a well-known problem child in the Great Debates…chick thread…I need some help, and FAST. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-few-doper-personalities-as-perceived-by-me/199003/48 "2003-09-07T02:22:43Z")
So, is it my deoderant? It’s the hair, isn’t it…you’re all jealous that I still have a full head of hair at…er…50s…or so. _sob_ I try so _hard_ to be liked…oh wait, no I don’t. Is this thread only for those you admire? Hate mail is okay with me; I just need the recognition, you see… oh hell… ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-few-doper-personalities-as-perceived-by-me/199003/49 "2003-09-07T02:33:05Z")
**Chefguy** - what? You’re on the level we don’t have to acknowledge! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-few-doper-personalities-as-perceived-by-me/199003/50 "2003-09-07T02:37:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Blonde \* > \*\ ***Chefguy** - what? You’re on the level we don’t have to acknowledge! 😉 \*\* She/he mentioned my name! There’s no telling _where_ things will go from here. Who knows what can happen…hey, someone’s shooting these cans! He hates these cans! ::sigh:: ---
**Author:** ![summerbreeze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@summerbreeze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/summerbreeze)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-few-doper-personalities-as-perceived-by-me/199003/51 "2003-09-07T02:46:50Z")
Oh, **Chefguy**! I’ve thought about you all day! Ashcroft is in my state, and I need the disinfectants, voodoo, and mellifluous defamations that only you can provide. **Chefguy** rules. ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-few-doper-personalities-as-perceived-by-me/199003/52 "2003-09-07T03:14:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chefguy \* > **She/he** \ Whaaa?? ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-few-doper-personalities-as-perceived-by-me/199003/53 "2003-09-07T12:45:40Z")
Well I **know** I haven’t included all of y’all in this post, but I hope that in the years left to me, I will be able to communicate with you at some level. For now, let me just say that I am very thankful that y’all are here and that I love y’all a lot. You too, **Michael Ellis**! 😃 Q ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-few-doper-personalities-as-perceived-by-me/199003/54 "2003-09-07T14:51:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Blonde \* > \*\*\ > Whaaa?? \*\* Sorry–I’m not familiar enough with everyone on the board and **Blonde** could be either gender. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-few-doper-personalities-as-perceived-by-me/199003/55 "2003-09-07T15:06:56Z")
“Blonde” = female with golden follicles “Blond” = male with golden follicles ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-few-doper-personalities-as-perceived-by-me/199003/56 "2003-09-07T15:10:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chefguy \* > \*\*Sorry–I’m not familiar enough with everyone on the board and **Blonde** could be either gender. \*\* I believe she’s married and of the female persuasion, but I appreciate that she’s my buddy for wartime (Great Debates) needs. I look forward to eating a donut with her at some point! :D:D:D Q ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-few-doper-personalities-as-perceived-by-me/199003/57 "2003-09-14T02:01:41Z")
> [@](#): > > Well, since he showed up, I think Marley23 is one of those people where you always hope he’s going to be where you’re going. You know, you’re headed to dinner with friends, and you cross your fingers that he’ll be a part of it, because any gathering is twice as funny with his comments and asides. I never got around to replying to this (for no particular reason), but I wanted to thank **CrankyAsAnOldMan**. That’s one of the nicest things anybody has said about me on the web. 😉 And I’d say it’s very much the type of guy I try to be. Also in the “too little too late” department, I read **Q.E.D.**'s profile, and he appears to be a guy like he says. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Q.E.D._ > This would be news to my penis. 😃 Like a great many people, I do my best not to keep in touch with your penis. ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-few-doper-personalities-as-perceived-by-me/199003/58 "2003-09-14T03:42:27Z")
Good thing, **Marley** , you’d probably just give him a hard time. ---
**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-few-doper-personalities-as-perceived-by-me/199003/59 "2003-09-14T04:09:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Troy McClure SF \* > \*\*To hell with the lot of you. \*\* Yes. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-few-doper-personalities-as-perceived-by-me/199003.md?page=2)