# A Foolish April MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [March 31, 2014, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foolish-april-mmp/684975 "2014-03-31T10:19:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2014, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foolish-april-mmp/684975/361 "2014-04-06T21:27:10Z")
I got some chocolate. Sah-son wanted pizza and he used one of his Christmas gift cards to pay for it so I got a chocolate lava crunch cake. I could use some chill pills but I don’t know where to get them. I should probably go in search of some ‘special’ brownies, chill and chocolate all in one bite. Medicinal brownies, now there’s a business to start! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2014, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foolish-april-mmp/684975/362 "2014-04-06T21:32:38Z")
I think I’m going to log off, have a shower, then afghan the night away. \*\*\* MWAH!!\*\*\* ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2014, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foolish-april-mmp/684975/363 "2014-04-06T22:19:54Z")
**Sari** you didn’t lie. You had planned on movin’ and even had a house under contract but the deal fell through. Even though you’re still in the area, you’re lookin’ to move away so you’re doin’ right by tellin’ 'em you’re not available. They really do need to find another pet sitter. Grilled cheese sammich has been consumed. I made the executive decision not to take the trash down to the road until in the mornin’ in case of overnight tstorms. I’d rather wait than have to pick up trash in the mornin’ in case the trashcan gets blown over durin’ the night. That happened to me once. ICK! So, who’s startin’ us off tomorrow, next person to post? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2014, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foolish-april-mmp/684975/364 "2014-04-06T22:33:47Z")
**Sari** , just make sure you don’t get \*\*chili \*\*pills instead of chill pills. Those might burninate on the way down. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2014, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foolish-april-mmp/684975/365 "2014-04-06T22:50:58Z")
Ha, I love it when I have facebook albums with a bunch of my friends in the pictures, and people who don’t know my friends like the albums. Had a great time at the party last night! I’ll get to practicing the clarinet soon. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2014, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foolish-april-mmp/684975/366 "2014-04-06T23:16:23Z")
> [@Sahirrnee](#): > > Medicinal brownies, now there’s a business to start! Where are you moving, Maryland or, ummm, Colorado? ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2014, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foolish-april-mmp/684975/367 "2014-04-06T23:30:42Z")
So wunnerful to have more faces in the house to look at than just VWife’s… ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2014, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foolish-april-mmp/684975/368 "2014-04-06T23:34:56Z")
Well, we managed a little productivity today, in the form of getting the car’s trunk cleaned out and a bit better organized. Turns out the used wheel we bought did not come with a reliable tire, so we’ll need to have a new tire put on as a spare, but at least the new spare will be on a full-size wheel, so DH will be happier than with one of those mini-spares. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2014, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foolish-april-mmp/684975/369 "2014-04-07T00:46:31Z")
Had fun at the Alumni game. > [@Spiderman](#): > > Niether, but if I had to choose, I’d root for the home team. [This](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barclays_Center) was the reason I wanted to go. I stomped around that area in my younger days & wasn’t sure if 2015 meant 2014-15 season or 2015-16 season. > Usually I’ll wear Orange & Black (& did last night - got about 4-5 people saying great jersey to me), but being an alternate stadium had me really wishing I had one of [these](http://www.hockeyjerseysdirect.com/hjd/chiefs.asp) jerseys to wear! One of the people at the Castle has a Chiefs jersey. > [@Capt\_Kirk](#): > > The Capt is not happy and is about to put One and Two in red shirts and send them on an away mission. > > **Jim** Red shirts? I’d dress 'em in chum shirts and beam them down to Rabid Starving Shark Planet. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2014, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foolish-april-mmp/684975/370 "2014-04-07T01:20:54Z")
What’s the Castle? Idaknow, a Hanson (which one) or Oglethorpe? I found a site that even has their wigs, & Hanson glasses. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2014, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foolish-april-mmp/684975/371 "2014-04-07T01:38:45Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > What’s the Castle? > Idaknow, a Hanson (which one) or Oglethorpe? I found a site that even has their wigs, & Hanson glasses. 😃 The Canes hockey arena. RBC Center(now PNC Arena) is known as Rod Brind’Amour’s Castle, after he captained the team that won The Cup. And it’s just a blank Chief’s jersey. ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2014, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foolish-april-mmp/684975/372 "2014-04-07T01:54:33Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > Had fun at the Alumni game. > One of the people at the Castle has a Chiefs jersey. > > Red shirts? I’d dress 'em in chum shirts and beam them down to Rabid Starving Shark Planet. You forgot Cannibal in there but yes, this is a more proper course of action. **Jim** ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2014, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foolish-april-mmp/684975/373 "2014-04-07T02:12:26Z")
> [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](#): > > Yeah, I was out trying to work on the giant hole in the yard (don’t ask) Hole in the yard? :rolleyes: I licked his pie, because the new smilies fellate with great allacrity. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2014, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foolish-april-mmp/684975/374 "2014-04-07T02:24:20Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > The Canes hockey arena. RBC Center(now PNC Arena) is known as Rod Brind’Amour’s Castle, after he captained the team that won The Cup. And it’s just a blank Chief’s jersey. He was up here for about 10 years before going your way. Gotta get a name/# on the back! ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2014, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foolish-april-mmp/684975/375 "2014-04-07T02:37:43Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > He was up here for about 10 years before going your way. > > Gotta get a name/# on the back! I know. You should have seen all the Philly folk in #17 Flyers jerseys when Rod retired. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2014, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foolish-april-mmp/684975/376 "2014-04-07T12:58:53Z")
And here’s the obligatory link to the next sequential MMP > **[The n00bing of the MMP -- a tale of hubris and temerity](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=720301)** > > I’ll concede right here at the outset that I may be violating the spirit of the Moanday Morning Post tradition, on account of some folks’s contention that it’s not really morning until the sun comes up. On the one hand, I don’t really care – I’m in... Since it’s the last post for this one, who the heck cares if it’s formatted properly. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foolish-april-mmp/684975.md?page=18)