# A Foolish April MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [March 31, 2014, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foolish-april-mmp/684975 "2014-03-31T10:19:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2014, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foolish-april-mmp/684975/161 "2014-04-02T22:06:35Z")
Dindin is et. OYKW is spendin’ the night. He’s havin’ a tub soak as I post. Nice of him to not want to stink up the place ain’t it? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2014, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foolish-april-mmp/684975/162 "2014-04-02T22:17:08Z")
Well Mumpers, I am waiting for my neighbor to get home and then we will be calling the cops. The druggies in unit 6 and their thieving ways are about to have a very rude awakening. Uckers stole my bicycle and cash from unit 4. They should be glad I didn’t catch em red handed, I have a “hole maker”. This is going to be fun. **Jim** ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2014, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foolish-april-mmp/684975/163 "2014-04-02T22:47:54Z")
**Jim** good luck. Here’s hopin’ your bike and your neighbor’s cash gets returned and the druggies go far, far, away for a very long time. ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2014, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foolish-april-mmp/684975/164 "2014-04-02T23:30:47Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > **Jim** good luck. Here’s hopin’ your bike and your neighbor’s cash gets returned and the druggies go far, far, away for a very long time. Wish it was that simple, the Police cannot act without actual evidence. My landlord has started eviction proceedings and someone has a camera in their apt now. I have a new set of enemies, tis a very bad thing to be my enemy, remember I am willing to use a SHARKapult on you and you are my friend. :eek: Pissing me off is not smart. Cheers all **Jim** ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2014, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foolish-april-mmp/684975/165 "2014-04-02T23:46:49Z")
And I just sent in their plates to the repo man, they are 4 months behind on payments. Yes, I know the repo man.:eek: **Jim** ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2014, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foolish-april-mmp/684975/166 "2014-04-02T23:56:18Z")
You are delightfully evil. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foolish-april-mmp/684975/167 "2014-04-03T00:42:22Z")
> [@Seanette](#): > > You are delightfully evil. 😃 Thank you **Jim** ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foolish-april-mmp/684975/168 "2014-04-03T01:17:51Z")
> [@Capt\_Kirk](#): > > Yes, I know the repo man.:eek: > > **Jim** What about the muffin man? ---
**Author:** ![tarragon918](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d26b3c/32.png) [@tarragon918](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tarragon918)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foolish-april-mmp/684975/169 "2014-04-03T01:28:38Z")
Appendages crossed for you, **Sari**! Get well wishes and healing thoughts for **Sticky** and **Spaz**. Had a great visit to my doctor today; my sugar levels are lower, A1C number is very good - the doctor actually said it was fantastic for a diabetic, and the meds for my depression seem to be working out for me!! I can say that I am definitely feeling better about myself than I have felt in a while. Cholesterol numbers were not so hot, so I’m switching to a different med for that. And the very best part? I have actually lost a bit of weight! So, woo and hoo!! 🙂 I adore my doctor, btw - he is so personable, he gets to know his patients and has a very pleasant manner. Hope everyone is doing okay - Jim, be careful with those drug dealers, please!! ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foolish-april-mmp/684975/170 "2014-04-03T02:12:20Z")
> [@2gigch1](#): > > Too much fiber? > [@FairyChatMom](#): > > Ah - fresh air and sunshine! **I just pruned** and raked… **Tugig** , looks like she’s at it again. :eek: 😃 > [@Capt\_Kirk](#): > > And I just sent in their plates to the repo man, they are 4 months behind on payments. > > Yes, I know the repo man.:eek: > > **Jim** You know [Emelio Estevez](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087995/fullcredits?ref_=tt_ql_1)? & another thing: Iffn I’m walkin down the street & I can tell _out of the corner of my eye_, that despite the fact that you’re wearing a woman’s wig & a woman’s skirt that you is not a woman, do not give me the stink eye when I look to see the train wreck that is your outfit. While I’m far from a high fashionista, I know that the general public does not want to see someone in a belly shirt if they have lots of belly hair (enough that I can notice it _from across the street_. :eek:) It is also a fashion faux pas to wear ped socks with thong style flip flops as the socks make it hard to secure the thong between your toes. :smack: If you was anorexic/obese, a dwarf/giant, &/or looked like [John Merrick](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Merrick#Medical_condition) it would be rude to stare, but, hey, you decided to get dressed like that & go out in public so kwityurbitchun! ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foolish-april-mmp/684975/171 "2014-04-03T03:22:22Z")
> [@Capt\_Kirk](#): > > And I just sent in their plates to the repo man, they are 4 months behind on payments. > > Yes, I know the repo man.:eek: > > **Jim** > [@Seanette](#): > > You are delightfully evil. 😃 I agree. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![nonacetone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonacetone/32/2819_2.png) [@nonacetone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonacetone)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foolish-april-mmp/684975/172 "2014-04-03T08:29:53Z")
Good morning, and happy Thorsday. Good grief, it’s early. I’ve been awake since around 2am, because there was some thunder. Our dogs started stressing out, and woke me. I’m tired, and a bit cranky. I haven’t had any coffee, because I keep telling myself that I’m going to go back to bed, to maybe try to get a little more sleep. I think the only plan I have for the day, is running to the insurance office, to make a payment. Oh, I should probably go get some groceries, since I’ll be out and about, anyway. That’ll about cover it for my day. Og, I’m boring. Have a good day, everyone. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foolish-april-mmp/684975/173 "2014-04-03T10:24:59Z")
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. _YAWN_ ‘Tis 58 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 85 for the day. However, the weather PTB are talkin’ rain/tstorms/apocalypse for Sunday, Moanday, and possibly Tuesday. Temps will be lower (high 60s to low 70s) a couple days after that before warmin’ up to the 80s again. Spring weather be weird. Plus, also, I have to start makin’ plans for the fish ‘n chips over to the church house a week from tomorrow. Gonna be kind of a sad one without my good buddy Steve who died at the end of February. Anywho, this particular night is Stations Of The Cross followed by fish ‘n chips. Gotta get a count of those plannin’ on bein’ there so foodstuffs can be arranged, especially the purchase of catfish filets. I order them from the Pubic sto’ and need to make an order by Tuesday at the latest. My life is just crammed pack with excitatement! **Herbs** yay for a great checkup! **Spidey** you shoulda whistled. 😛 **Jim** that is, indeed, delightfully evil! **Ace** if’n you go to the food sto’ that will count as a major activity. Now I need more caffiene and rumbly tummy wants sustenance. Then, alas and alack, purtification for irk must commence. Happy Thursday Y’all! ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foolish-april-mmp/684975/174 "2014-04-03T10:31:07Z")
**Cap’n** , you are a man after my own heart! I am at irk, it is irksome as usual. Today I am off for lunch with some friends up at the medical school, somewhere I worked and was very glad to leave…it will be a bit odd going back into that building but at least I am only going as far as the café. Great to hear the doc’s visit went so well **herbs** , it’s good to know that you’re still fighting fit. I suppose I’d better get on with something, it’s allegedly what they pay me for… ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foolish-april-mmp/684975/175 "2014-04-03T10:31:21Z")
> [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](#): > > What about the muffin man? The one on Drury Lane? ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foolish-april-mmp/684975/176 "2014-04-03T10:53:20Z")
Up, caffeinated, off to work. Hockey tonight(Bobblehead Night!) ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foolish-april-mmp/684975/177 "2014-04-03T11:05:07Z")
Not going to be a fun day. No sleep does not make for a great workday. Pasting myself together with Mt. Dew and adrenaline, ugh. ---
**Author:** ![Jynxster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d07c76/32.png) [@Jynxster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jynxster)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foolish-april-mmp/684975/178 "2014-04-03T11:14:59Z")
Happy Thorsday to all. Tis supposed to 80 degrees tomorrow. Woo-Hoo! Of course I get to spend half of it irking but yay! Now I must resist the buying herbs and stuff for planting. Must…wait…until…April…15 (frost date)…has…past. Urge…to…plant…growing… ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foolish-april-mmp/684975/179 "2014-04-03T11:15:18Z")
blurf!!! ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foolish-april-mmp/684975/180 "2014-04-03T11:17:44Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > blurf!!! What she said. **Rosie** , how you doin’? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foolish-april-mmp/684975.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foolish-april-mmp/684975.md?page=10)