# A Foot Cramp MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [June 29, 2015, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foot-cramp-mmp/723757 "2015-06-29T04:42:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foot-cramp-mmp/723757/281 "2015-07-04T00:25:55Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > **doggio** , I gotta ask - do you cook anything other than chicken and rice?? No – which is why he can eat three times what I do and drink like a fish sometimes and still remain much thinner than me. Not that I am suggesting anyone hate him for that or anything. 😃 Why do I have a feeling I just set **Plant** up for a post or three? Tomorrow we visit some friends for their annual pool party. Barring disaster or some freaky act by PennDOT or something. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foot-cramp-mmp/723757/282 "2015-07-04T00:41:50Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > Not that I am suggesting anyone hate him for that or anything. 😃 As though we need another reason? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![2gigch1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2gigch1/32/3313_2.png) [@2gigch1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2gigch1)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foot-cramp-mmp/723757/283 "2015-07-04T01:12:08Z")
> [@Catamount](#): > > How far we’ve come from the days when we [launched airplanes from the back of trucks…](https://archive.org/details/SpotNews1937) OOOh thanks for this! I just forwarded this link to our photo staff, explaining that this is our new live capability that we’re rolling out at work. I look forward to the responses… ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foot-cramp-mmp/723757/284 "2015-07-04T01:22:18Z")
Were those guys stealing a telephone connection? ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foot-cramp-mmp/723757/285 "2015-07-04T01:27:09Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > No – which is why he can eat three times what I do and drink like a fish sometimes and still remain much thinner than me. Not that I am suggesting anyone hate him for that or anything. 😃 > > Why do I have a feeling I just set **Plant** up for a post or three? > Tomorrow we visit some friends for their annual pool party. Barring disaster or some freaky act by PennDOT or something. Walk my dog, that’'ll burn lots of calories.😃 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foot-cramp-mmp/723757/286 "2015-07-04T02:16:19Z")
Ogbligatroy durkene psot. 😃 Ok, not really durkene but pretty well lit. What can I say but a good time was had by all. Good friends, good drink, good food. JDD and Partner are still here, which is ok, cause we told ‘em to come prepared to partay and spend tonight and tomorrow night here. Of course, if any other of the partayers had had too much, they would have stayed as well. A firm rule is, if you appear too drunk to drive you shall stay. Anywho, after everybody else left, JDD and OYKW did an early crash. JDD Partner and I sat out at the cee-mint pond drinkin’ beerverages and talkin’. Now we both are inside for the evenin’. I’m still a little wired so I’m snoopin’ round teh intarbooz a bit. Hope everyone’s had a good day. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foot-cramp-mmp/723757/287 "2015-07-04T02:58:04Z")
Congratulations on a successful party. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foot-cramp-mmp/723757/288 "2015-07-04T03:21:19Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Ogbligatroy durkene psot. 😃 Ok, not really durkene but pretty well lit. What can I say but a good time was had by all. Good friends, good drink, good food. JDD and Partner are still here, which is ok, cause we told ‘em to come prepared to partay and spend tonight and tomorrow night here. Of course, if any other of the partayers had had too much, they would have stayed as well. A firm rule is, if you appear too drunk to drive you shall stay. Anywho, after everybody else left, JDD and OYKW did an early crash. JDD Partner and I sat out at the cee-mint pond drinkin’ beerverages and talkin’. Now we both are inside for the evenin’. I’m still a little wired so I’m snoopin’ round teh intarbooz a bit. > > Hope everyone’s had a good day. Well, I’m pre-celebrating ,since I close tomorrow, and open Sunday(“Clopening” according to the Whole Foods people :D) ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foot-cramp-mmp/723757/289 "2015-07-04T06:06:01Z")
I’m still up. No good reason; just mentioned the movie Dinosaurus! in a thread and had to watch it yet again before going to sleep. With that I’ll say Good Night. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foot-cramp-mmp/723757/290 "2015-07-04T09:53:04Z")
Up early, thanks to Taz again. I’m hoping \*\*FCD \*\*really does sleep in today. Yesterday, he started thinking and had to get up - silly man! Last night, I built a peach french toast casserole for this morning’s breakfast. When I hear my sweetie in the shower, I’ll start it. Luckily, it’s cool enough out that the windows are open, so I won’t have a battle between the a/c and the oven. Beyond that, dunno what I’ll do today. There’s a good chance of t-storms all day. I’ll decide after breakfast. Meanwhile, I’m going to caffeinate and surf. Happy Independence Day, 'Murica! And a happy Saturday to the rest of ya! ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foot-cramp-mmp/723757/291 "2015-07-04T10:29:19Z")
> [@2gigch1](#): > > OOOh thanks for this! I just forwarded this link to our photo staff, explaining that this is our new live capability that we’re rolling out at work. > > I look forward to the responses… Everyone get your tin cans and string ready! 😃 > [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Were those guys stealing a telephone connection? They’re newspaper men, son. They have to do whatever it takes to get the story to the press on time. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foot-cramp-mmp/723757/292 "2015-07-04T11:14:25Z")
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffeinatin’. _YAWN_ 'Tis 75 Amurrkin out and real humid with a predicted high of 86 for the day with a mix of clouds and sunshine. It cracks me up when the weather PTB say that. 😃 In just a bit I shall go and tackle cleanin’ the smoker. ICK! To all my Amurrkin friends: **HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!** And now this, \ CLEARIN’ THROAT \ \*\* HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!! HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!! HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY DEEEAAARRR FFFLLLYYYTTTRRRAAAPPP!!! HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!!\*\* Ok, that’s all I got for now. I need more caffiene and rumbly tummy wants to be fed. Then, alas and alack, a filthy smoker awaits. Happy Sattidy Y’all! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foot-cramp-mmp/723757/293 "2015-07-04T11:22:38Z")
Breakfast casserole will be ready for ingestion in about 10 minutes. It’s smelling yummy in here! Then, who knows…? * * * Happy Flytrap Day!\*\*\* ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foot-cramp-mmp/723757/294 "2015-07-04T11:49:07Z")
Up, caffeinated, off to work in a few. Happy Birthday **Flytrap**!!! For the 'Murikin Mumpers: Happy Fourth of July!!! And for **Boofae** , **Nut** , and all the Brit Mumpers: Happy “Sod Off, Bloody Colonials!” Day!!! ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foot-cramp-mmp/723757/295 "2015-07-04T12:34:00Z")
Happy Birthday **Flytrap**!!! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foot-cramp-mmp/723757/296 "2015-07-04T12:45:27Z")
Smoker is all cleanded. WHEW! Anywho, its back in its proper spot all covered up. I am all cleanded up and purtified. The others here at da cave are bein’ slugabeds. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foot-cramp-mmp/723757/297 "2015-07-04T12:50:04Z")
This is the reason that I lied about my birthday again. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foot-cramp-mmp/723757/298 "2015-07-04T13:50:07Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > This is the reason that I lied about my birthday again. In that case, I take it back! Nyah! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foot-cramp-mmp/723757/299 "2015-07-04T14:09:17Z")
Happy Saturday! It’s raining, and cool outside. I went outside with the dog this morning and realized it was the first time I had set foot outside since I got home. Nothing special doing today. Just another day here. Happy Birthday Flytrap! ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foot-cramp-mmp/723757/300 "2015-07-04T14:10:00Z")
**Happy birthday, USA!** **Happy unbirthday, flytrap!** As soon as groceries are bought, I’m off to the fiddler’s jamboree. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foot-cramp-mmp/723757.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foot-cramp-mmp/723757.md?page=16)