# A Foot Cramp MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foot-cramp-mmp/723757>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [June 29, 2015, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foot-cramp-mmp/723757 "2015-06-29T04:42:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foot-cramp-mmp/723757/141 "2015-07-01T10:30:03Z")

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> [@kopek](#):
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> \<Checks the SDMB Portrait Gallery - finds no picture. Doesn’t remember **Cats** gender or marital status. Thinks fast.\>
> 
> QUICK! Someone else start mouth-to-mouth!!!
> 
> 😉

Ahem. _points to last line of .sig_

> [@dogbutler](#):
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> \<remembers **Cat** ’s gender, marital status, and Facebook pic, starts mouth to mouth\>  
> :p:p:D

You’re not Kevin Tighe either. ☹

I’m going to be exhausted today because my stoopid brain decided to start fretting over everything in the world at 1 in the a.m. and didn’t stop for a couple of hours. Stoopid brain.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foot-cramp-mmp/723757/142 "2015-07-01T10:44:59Z")

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Happy Canada Day, eh?

Up, caffeinated, off to work. It’s my Firday.😃

> [@Catamount](#):
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> Ahem. _points to last line of .sig_  
> You’re not Kevin Tighe either. ☹

But I’m not **Flytrap** , either 😛

> [@Catamount](#):
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> I’m going to be exhausted today because my stoopid brain decided to start fretting over everything in the world at 1 in the a.m. and didn’t stop for a couple of hours. Stoopid brain.

[It’ll have to come out!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M68GeL8PafE)

**Giggy** , I love when justice is served.

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foot-cramp-mmp/723757/143 "2015-07-01T10:50:02Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> You do **NOT** use a defibrillator on someone who has fainted. :smack:

You do if you don’t want them to ever get up again.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foot-cramp-mmp/723757/144 "2015-07-01T10:53:12Z")

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Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffeinatin’. _YAWN_ 'Tis \<snerk\> 69! \<snerk\> Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 91 for the day with possible afternoon rain/tstorms/apocalypse. The weather PTB got that right for yestiddy afternoon. We shall see if they are right today.

No big plans for the day other than a \<snerk\> Quickie! \<snerk\> N.O.L. I think I shall go ahead and make the coleslaw for Firday. Or not. It’s a willy-nilly day!

Ok, that’s all I got. I need more caffeine and rumbly tummy demands sustenance. Then, who knows. I might even go back to bed. I get wild and crazy when I’m on vacation. 😃

Happy Hump Day Y’all!

ETA: **HAPPY CANADA DAY!!!**

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foot-cramp-mmp/723757/145 "2015-07-01T10:55:34Z")

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Did you ever wish you could continue a dream once you woke up? I’ve never had that happen before until last night. You see, yesterday morning I woke up during a dream about agreeing to pet-sit a dog, which at that point in the dream I was bringing home with me. I woke up, went about my day and didn’t give it another thought.

Until I woke up last night, all upset because I’d realized I must have left the dog in the car all day because I couldn’t remember bringing it in the house. ☹ I was really confused until I realized that the dog wasn’t real.

So…continuing a dream apparently isn’t all it’s cracked up to be!

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foot-cramp-mmp/723757/146 "2015-07-01T11:29:29Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> But I’m not **Flytrap** , either 😛

Lucky me!

🙂

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foot-cramp-mmp/723757/147 "2015-07-01T11:31:18Z")

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> [@VunderBob](#):
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> You do if you don’t want them to ever get up again.

Indeed. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foot-cramp-mmp/723757/148 "2015-07-01T11:43:57Z")

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**tugig**!!! I feel as if I summoned you. \*\*kai \*\*and I were messaging about you on FB yesterday. Hope you get your water time, altho I always hated holiday weekends on the Bay. Too many of _the stoopit_ only ventured out on the water 2 or 3 times a year - VHF was virtually unusable due to their idiocy. No, a marine radio is not a CB… Anyway, welcome back!!

\*\*FCD \*\*let me sleep in till almost 7 today - woohoo!! He’s about to head to his shop and paint and stuff, and I’ve got some errands to run, once I have some breakfast and hang out the sheets that are washing. Beyond that, I have fewer plans than **swampy**! 😃

I was just thinking earlier - this month, it’s 4 years since I retired. Wow!

Happy July Oneth! Happy Canada Day! Happy Wednesday!!

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foot-cramp-mmp/723757/149 "2015-07-01T12:05:25Z")

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blurf  
Go, **Giggity**!

my .sig to everyone

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foot-cramp-mmp/723757/150 "2015-07-01T13:14:13Z")

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> [@Catamount](#):
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> Ahem. _points to last line of .sig_

\<Hangs head too shamed to admit he can’t remember the “details” of the former name any more than the current name. Actually other than Swampy, Mom and a couple Ios he CRS about most people here\>

> [@dogbutler](#):
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> Happy Canada Day, eh?

I have my copy of Strange Brew in the DVD player all ready to go in their honor. I just have to make a run for some beer and donuts and then its time to hit play.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foot-cramp-mmp/723757/151 "2015-07-01T13:23:25Z")

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> [@Catamount](#):
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> Ahem. _points to last line of .sig_  
> You’re not Kevin Tighe either. ☹

As an EMT, I play with the same toys as he does; how _you_ doin’? 😉

> [@swampbear](#):
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> Happy Hump Day Y’all!
> 
> ETA: **HAPPY CANADA DAY!!!**

**Swampy** , shame on you, you forgot the “,EH”  
Left lunch in the car; that’s reason enough to go home, right?  
The express twain didn’t come; had to take the local, so that’s two reasons; actually that was reason to never come in in the first place.

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foot-cramp-mmp/723757/152 "2015-07-01T13:43:33Z")

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Happy Birthday to my country! 😃

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foot-cramp-mmp/723757/153 "2015-07-01T13:52:22Z")

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Y’all know how to spell the name of the country whats celebratin’ today, right?

**C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?**

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foot-cramp-mmp/723757/154 "2015-07-01T14:26:15Z")

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Back from erranding. Now I’m going to peel, break, and melt some crayons to make new multi-colored crayons in fun shapes! 😃 Or it’ll stink up the house. We shall see…

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foot-cramp-mmp/723757/155 "2015-07-01T14:58:34Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> **Swampy** , shame on you, you forgot the “,EH”

You know – like in g----------------  
Naaaah – too easy.

😉

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foot-cramp-mmp/723757/156 "2015-07-01T15:00:33Z")

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Happy Hump Day!

Happy Canada Day!

blurf

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**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foot-cramp-mmp/723757/157 "2015-07-01T15:14:51Z")

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And the news is not good. Lucky Louie’s tumor is a mast cell tumor. It may or may not come back and it is malignant. I don’t know if that is spelled right. So I am just supposed to keep an eye on the area for a recurrence.

I am a bit numb at this point. I intend to do the best I can for him as long as I can.

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foot-cramp-mmp/723757/158 "2015-07-01T15:16:13Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> Y’all know how to spell the name of the country whats celebratin’ today, right?
> 
> **C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?**

Like in [this song.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlyRiUIAByM) 🙂

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foot-cramp-mmp/723757/159 "2015-07-01T15:18:56Z")

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> [@kopek](#):
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> \<Hangs head too shamed to admit he can’t remember the “details” of the former name any more than the current name. Actually other than Swampy, Mom and a couple Ios he CRS about most people here\>.

My old name is what my Portrait Gallery picture is listed under.

**{{{Louie & Butters}}}**

I offer to our northern neighbors [this song of tribute!](https://youtu.be/4RHVoFpncgA)

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-foot-cramp-mmp/723757/160 "2015-07-01T16:14:36Z")

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Back from a \<snerk\> Quickie! \<snerk\> N.O.L. and the obtainin’ of sixty pounds of propane. I got the three baby propane tanks re-filled. That has been the excitatement of the day thus far. Maybe some cee-mint pond in a bit. So far the sky is clear.

**{{{Butters and Lucky Louie}}}** Here’s hopin’ for the best possible outcome for that sweet baby!

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