# A friend showed me Naked News dot com LOL news for the people

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-friend-showed-me-naked-news-dot-com-lol-news-for-the-people/704739>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 16, 2014, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-friend-showed-me-naked-news-dot-com-lol-news-for-the-people/704739 "2014-11-16T00:25:13Z")\
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**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-friend-showed-me-naked-news-dot-com-lol-news-for-the-people/704739/1 "2014-11-16T00:25:13Z")

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I’m still laughing just thinking about it. This news lady dressed as you’d expect in blouse, skirt, tights etc starts undressing as she reads the news. She never breaks character as she peels it all off. It’s a legitimate news program with a risque bonus. 😛

I’d guess they are reading AP wire stories. It’s standard current world news. My friend said they are based in Canada and he’s had an account there for quite a few years.

No need to link it because its NSFW. Strictly soft core, much like Playboy. It’s easily found if anyone is curious.

The web site is just a curiosity and good for a laugh. I have to give them kudos for originality. I guess it’s better than watching David Muir or any of those other middle aged dudes.

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**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-friend-showed-me-naked-news-dot-com-lol-news-for-the-people/704739/2 "2014-11-16T00:33:48Z")

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“A friend” 😃

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-friend-showed-me-naked-news-dot-com-lol-news-for-the-people/704739/3 "2014-11-16T01:16:16Z")

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Was it your friend “Lefty”?  
😃

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-friend-showed-me-naked-news-dot-com-lol-news-for-the-people/704739/4 "2014-11-16T01:23:58Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> Was it your friend “Lefty”?  
> 😃

He’s definitely not in Canada. I heard he split for Ohio.

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**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-friend-showed-me-naked-news-dot-com-lol-news-for-the-people/704739/5 "2014-11-16T01:25:33Z")

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This is still around? I remember it being big news in 2000.

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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-friend-showed-me-naked-news-dot-com-lol-news-for-the-people/704739/6 "2014-11-16T01:40:44Z")

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Yeah, I would have thought this folded years ago.

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**Author:** ![Cyros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a698b9/32.png) [@Cyros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyros)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-friend-showed-me-naked-news-dot-com-lol-news-for-the-people/704739/7 "2014-11-16T02:05:38Z")

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A buddy of mine from university was a staff writer for them in the early 2000s.

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**Author:** ![medstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f07891/32.png) [@medstar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/medstar)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-friend-showed-me-naked-news-dot-com-lol-news-for-the-people/704739/8 "2014-11-16T02:38:04Z")

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Are there any male anchors?😃

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-friend-showed-me-naked-news-dot-com-lol-news-for-the-people/704739/9 "2014-11-16T03:14:50Z")

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This is real?! I remember it being something the main character watched in the Margaret Atwood book Oryx and Crake (the Noodie News). I had no idea that this existed.

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**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-friend-showed-me-naked-news-dot-com-lol-news-for-the-people/704739/10 "2014-11-16T03:41:33Z")

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> [@Freudian\_Slit](#):
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> This is real?! I remember it being something the main character watched in the Margaret Atwood book Oryx and Crake (the Noodie News). I had no idea that this existed.

I don’t think any real journalists work there. They are reading the current news and they had some self produced segments on entertainment news and gossip. Like Entertainment Tonight does.

YMMV I didn’t particularly find it erotic. I don’t think it’s intended that way. Just some eye candy while getting caught up on the day’s events.

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**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-friend-showed-me-naked-news-dot-com-lol-news-for-the-people/704739/11 "2014-11-16T03:51:51Z")

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ET Tonight segment on this web site. All the naughty bits are blurred and seems pretty safe.  
[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x14udn2\_naked-news-set-visit\_news](http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x14udn2_naked-news-set-visit_news)

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**Author:** ![Stringbean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Stringbean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stringbean)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-friend-showed-me-naked-news-dot-com-lol-news-for-the-people/704739/12 "2014-11-16T04:11:30Z")

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Why have i never heard of this before?!?!?

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**Author:** ![DKW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dkw/32/3118_2.png) [@DKW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DKW)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-friend-showed-me-naked-news-dot-com-lol-news-for-the-people/704739/13 "2014-11-16T04:39:08Z")

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I subscribed to it for a few weeks way back. (It was sometime after I graduated from college…in 2001, just to put it in perspective.)

Absolutely nothing special. It’s news with skin, nothing more. Actually, since they take _great_ pains to keep the Really Naught Bits hidden, it’s actually a step below a Playboy video (and they’re about as soft as core gets). Heck, I don’t think it even rises to the level of artistic nude. Anyone who’d legitimately find anything erotic about it has _abysmally_ low standards (which is sadly far from uncommon).

Baron Greenback/bobot - No, no, no, no, **it doesn’t work like that**. You only get to do that smarmy wink-wink-nudge-nudge if the friend is cited as the CONSUMER. If the OP admits to using it him/herself, doesn’t matter who the freaking advisor is. Personally, I think we’d save a lot of time if we just grew up a little and stopped playing games over something as mundane as the human form, but I guess I always gotta be the radical here.

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-friend-showed-me-naked-news-dot-com-lol-news-for-the-people/704739/14 "2014-11-16T04:42:22Z")

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There was something just like this over ten years ago. I had forgotten all about it.

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-friend-showed-me-naked-news-dot-com-lol-news-for-the-people/704739/15 "2014-11-16T04:46:40Z")

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> [@Stringbean](#):
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> Why have i never heard of this before?!?!?

I have no idea, it’s been around for over a decade.

There’s nothing erotic or hardcore about it, it’s just a lacklustre strip.

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**Author:** ![GreenElf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@GreenElf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreenElf)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-friend-showed-me-naked-news-dot-com-lol-news-for-the-people/704739/16 "2014-11-16T06:45:06Z")

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Apparently the Norwegians have their own version of this.

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**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2014, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-friend-showed-me-naked-news-dot-com-lol-news-for-the-people/704739/17 "2014-11-17T02:40:32Z")

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> [@Exapno\_Mapcase](#):
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> This is still around? I remember it being big news in 2000.

Yeah. I’m shocked this is still a thing. Over a decade? I would never have guessed it would last this long.

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**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2014, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-friend-showed-me-naked-news-dot-com-lol-news-for-the-people/704739/18 "2014-11-17T03:20:21Z")

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> [@GreenElf](#):
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> Apparently the Norwegians have their own version of this.

[Russia does, too](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/803226.stm). Maybe it’s an Arctic thing?

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**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2014, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-friend-showed-me-naked-news-dot-com-lol-news-for-the-people/704739/19 "2014-11-17T03:30:52Z")

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> [@medstar](#):
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> Are there any male anchors?😃

There was for a short period. Apparently it doesn’t sell as well as female nudes. :smack:

> [@aceplace57](#):
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> ET Tonight segment on this web site. All the naughty bits are blurred and seems pretty safe.  
> [http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x14udn2\_naked-news-set-visit\_news](http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x14udn2_naked-news-set-visit_news)

If you’re a member of Dailymotion you can search for and view umpteen zillion fully nude clips. Or just go to Google videos. They have no censors there.

> [@DKW](#):
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> Actually, since they take _great_ pains to keep the Really Naught Bits hidden,

Not on the ones available on the above sites. Full frontal. No spread legs, obviously, but I assume you can’t mean that.

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**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2014, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-friend-showed-me-naked-news-dot-com-lol-news-for-the-people/704739/20 "2014-11-17T04:12:28Z")

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> [@Stringbean](#):
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> Why have i never heard of this before?!?!?

Not sure. I first saw it about 12 or 13 years ago.

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