# A friendly game of Mornington Crescent

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-friendly-game-of-mornington-crescent/929179>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [December 29, 2020, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-friendly-game-of-mornington-crescent/929179 "2020-12-29T14:45:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2022, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-friendly-game-of-mornington-crescent/929179/161 "2022-09-04T03:50:45Z")

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With things warming up, let’s play it straight.  
**Cannon Street**

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2022, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-friendly-game-of-mornington-crescent/929179/162 "2022-09-05T02:24:38Z")

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Are you really going to let someone walk this in? **Camden Town**

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**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2022, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-friendly-game-of-mornington-crescent/929179/163 "2022-09-05T05:41:02Z")

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If you can do it from **Chalfont & Latimer** you are a better ambulator than I.

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**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2022, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-friendly-game-of-mornington-crescent/929179/164 "2022-09-05T10:08:57Z")

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Too idyllic for my current mood, makes me want to rip foxes apart. Better alight in **Heathrow Terminals 2 & 3** and enjoy other people’s luggage scavenger hunts. Ah, the smell of jet lag in the morning…

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2022, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-friendly-game-of-mornington-crescent/929179/165 "2022-09-06T13:11:17Z")

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Nice - using the Lost Luggage Addendum from Wilberforce’s Western Line’s Laws. Of course, you realize this opens me up to a move to the north.

**Ruislip Gardens**

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**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2022, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-friendly-game-of-mornington-crescent/929179/166 "2022-09-06T14:41:34Z")

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> [@penultima\_thule](#):
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> Chalfont & Latimer

There was a ‘mate in 2’ from this one !

**Vauxhall**

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2022, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-friendly-game-of-mornington-crescent/929179/167 "2022-09-06T14:50:29Z")

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Not a legal move. Per the Revised New Amended International Rules (Abridged) 2020, one can no longer choose stations beginning with a ‘V’ during the first week of September. Sorry. Which opens up things for some decidedly aggressive moves… **Whitechapel**

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**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2022, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-friendly-game-of-mornington-crescent/929179/168 "2022-09-06T15:02:48Z")

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> [@Cardigan](#):
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> Not a legal move. Per the Revised New Amended International Rules (Abridged) 2020,

It is a legal move.  
Because we’re using the Finsbury/Elkington rules (1977).

**Manor House**

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2022, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-friendly-game-of-mornington-crescent/929179/169 "2022-09-06T15:16:14Z")

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I would have thought the sheer embarrassment following the Birmingham Incident would forever put an end to anyone wanting to invoke Finsbury/Elkington rules! However, it seems you have some desire to provoke yet another…_incident_. So be it. Proceed at your own peril. I will not answer for what may follow.

**Arsenal**

You have been warned.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2022, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-friendly-game-of-mornington-crescent/929179/170 "2022-09-06T15:19:02Z")

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I refer you to page 248, paragraph 6, sub-paragraph B of Finsbury/Elkington, which clearly states that subsequent rulesets are allowed, so long as they were ratified by a 3/5th majority for tyopgraphical errors or 2/3rds majority for spelling rules. The Revised New Amended International Rules (Abridged) 2020 were ratified by a vote of 13 to 5. Whitechapel stands.

**Shepard’s Bush**

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**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2022, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-friendly-game-of-mornington-crescent/929179/171 "2022-09-06T21:06:36Z")

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Oh dear. These blasted 21st century amendments mean I’m running low on the classic blue tokens and my recently ordered Elizabeth Line batch haven’t yet arrived. To minimise the chances of becoming royally swarggoled so close to the finishing line… **Southwark**

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**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2022, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-friendly-game-of-mornington-crescent/929179/172 "2022-09-06T21:13:08Z")

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Close to the finishing line, you reckon to be? Not in my book: **Finchley Road & Frognal** (and be grateful that _Slough_ is not covered by my Oyster Card!)

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2022, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-friendly-game-of-mornington-crescent/929179/173 "2022-09-06T21:23:39Z")

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That masterful move made matters more urgent. According to Rockmetteller’s Rules (23rd edition with notes by Hilderbrand), we are no closer to the finish than New York is to San Francisco.

**Crouch Hill**

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**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2022, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-friendly-game-of-mornington-crescent/929179/174 "2022-09-06T22:36:41Z")

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Methinks somebody has jumped the shark.  
Rockmetteller’s Rules … New York … San Francisco? We’re not doing that _nouveau riche_ American variant Eisenhower around the US Interstates here. Hell, we can play intergalactic G’Gugvuntts and Vl’hurgs next time if you’re feeling hoopy. I’m frood but this is London Underground. It’s an empirical imperative. So lets get rooted back with the fundamentals.  
**London Bridge**

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**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2022, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-friendly-game-of-mornington-crescent/929179/175 "2022-09-06T22:50:44Z")

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Redundancy rules! (not capitalizing this one, I beg to notice): **Mansion House**

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**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2022, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-friendly-game-of-mornington-crescent/929179/176 "2022-09-07T04:22:33Z")

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Having seen played in quick succession the precursors Manor House and Mansion House whilst no player is in Nib, the ancient Harbringer’s Homestead Rule allows me to play the rarely seen **Swiss Cottage** to complete the crofters triplet.  
Yes, it does nowt to advance this game to be sure but as there can be no living memory of seeing the crofters triplet being played it is a monumentally historic achievement. Yay me!

Carry on.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2022, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-friendly-game-of-mornington-crescent/929179/177 "2022-09-07T14:15:45Z")

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As much as I would like to congratulate you on your “historic achievement,” I would like to point out that the Crofters Triplet requires the stations to be played in order of the date opened, so no points, I’m afraid.

**Hackney Wick**

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**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2022, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-friendly-game-of-mornington-crescent/929179/178 "2022-09-07T22:39:48Z")

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Having been rumbled with a bear up the jumper previously in this game I would have thought a degree of reticence in these regulatory matters might have been appropriate. Whatever.

Swiss Cottage on the Jubilee line opened in 1939, true. However, being originally on the Metropolitan line Swiss Cottage opened in 1868 making it the oldest of the stations in the Triplet. Manor House opened in 1932 is the newest and with Mansion House … well I’ll leave that to you for some bedtime research.  
Anyhow I’m not claiming points, I’m taking the kudos.

**Hyde Park Corner**  
One suspects an old hand like @Cardigan might be in with a chance of winning the chocolates from here, alas I think I’m one token short.

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2022, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-friendly-game-of-mornington-crescent/929179/179 "2022-09-08T13:06:35Z")

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Honestly I did not see that one coming. This would seemingly be the time when one would want to, in the words of Spode, _ruthlessly press home the advantage_. Sadly, I am a single point shy of being able to make the obvious mate in three move back to Camden Town, and must instead fall back on the defensive. I know many out there are staring now at the Jubilee line with their proverbial knives sharpened, and to that end I choose to move to **Bond Street**. Not only that, but I declare an _Escheatment_ in effect for the next two rounds.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2022, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-friendly-game-of-mornington-crescent/929179/180 "2022-09-08T13:20:33Z")

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A delicate touch is required here. The _Escheatment_ plus the Triplet Advantage @penultima_thule could have claimed but didn’t (you didn’t qualify for Crofters, but you did qualify for the less prestigious, but still noteworthy, Metayers Triplet - bad luck). Pendlebury-Davenport’s precedent indicates the safest move would be:

**Blackhorse Lane**

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