# A funny thing happened on the way home from the movies last night **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 29, 2001, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-funny-thing-happened-on-the-way-home-from-the-movies-last-night/78751 "2001-08-29T17:26:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-funny-thing-happened-on-the-way-home-from-the-movies-last-night/78751/21 "2001-08-30T15:49:16Z")
…the Bell. Screech is there too, but I liked him better in _Made_. Anyway, that’s about when the _wacka-wacka_ porn music kicks in… ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-funny-thing-happened-on-the-way-home-from-the-movies-last-night/78751/22 "2001-08-30T15:56:25Z")
… and Martha Stewart walks by with a glue gun and a hand full of… ---
**Author:** ![Elvis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/958977/32.png) [@Elvis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elvis)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-funny-thing-happened-on-the-way-home-from-the-movies-last-night/78751/23 "2001-08-30T16:34:15Z")
dried flower petals, which she carefully affixes to Brian Denehy’s now-naked back. She then disrobes, revealing… ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-funny-thing-happened-on-the-way-home-from-the-movies-last-night/78751/24 "2001-08-30T16:37:45Z")
… that she has “Property of the Hells Angles” tattooed on her left … ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-funny-thing-happened-on-the-way-home-from-the-movies-last-night/78751/25 "2001-08-30T17:35:14Z")
over’s basket, which she has filled with goodies from yesterday’s show. She takes out an enormous… ---
**Author:** ![Elvis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/958977/32.png) [@Elvis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elvis)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-funny-thing-happened-on-the-way-home-from-the-movies-last-night/78751/26 "2001-08-30T18:24:01Z")
plumber’s helper, which she has cleverly decorated to resemble a marital aid. She inserts it… ---
**Author:** ![caircair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@caircair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caircair)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-funny-thing-happened-on-the-way-home-from-the-movies-last-night/78751/27 "2001-08-30T20:01:05Z")
into the toilet, which is… ---
**Author:** ![sidle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@sidle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sidle)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-funny-thing-happened-on-the-way-home-from-the-movies-last-night/78751/28 "2001-08-30T20:09:52Z")
gurgling in time with the porn score: “boom chica now now, glug glug. Ah-boom chicky nooow-now, glug-glug.” ---
**Author:** ![Elvis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/958977/32.png) [@Elvis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elvis)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-funny-thing-happened-on-the-way-home-from-the-movies-last-night/78751/29 "2001-08-30T20:20:28Z")
When the toilet is satisfied, Martha removes her rubber facemask to reveal that she is not Martha at all, but she is in fact… ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-funny-thing-happened-on-the-way-home-from-the-movies-last-night/78751/30 "2001-08-30T21:15:27Z")
… Herb Ferdenheimer, Butcher to the Stars. He was busily hacking up a rump roast for… ---
**Author:** ![sidle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@sidle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sidle)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-funny-thing-happened-on-the-way-home-from-the-movies-last-night/78751/31 "2001-08-31T17:35:06Z")
The Los Angeles Cannibal Association. When he says “rump roast”, he MEANS… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-funny-thing-happened-on-the-way-home-from-the-movies-last-night/78751.md?page=1)