# A game for men (and the women who wonder why it's so hard to not piss on the floor)

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**Created:** [August 31, 2000, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-for-men-and-the-women-who-wonder-why-its-so-hard-to-not-piss-on-the-floor/31463 "2000-08-31T06:52:27Z")\
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**Author:** ![Gatsby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/df705f/32.png) [@Gatsby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatsby)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-for-men-and-the-women-who-wonder-why-its-so-hard-to-not-piss-on-the-floor/31463/1 "2000-08-31T06:52:27Z")

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I give you [Too Drunk To Piss](http://www.romp.com/games/show.php?series=drunkpiss).

There’s actually some pretty entertaining stuff at [this site](http://www.romp.com/). Admittedly, juvenile male humour, but check out the animations.

Especially [Cooties](http://www.romp.com/animations/show.php?series=cooties). A word to the wise though, don’t fuck with Pedro. (See: Episode 3: X-ray Glasses)