# A game for the impatient botanist

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-for-the-impatient-botanist/431781>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 31, 2007, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-for-the-impatient-botanist/431781 "2007-12-31T08:19:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Roland\_Orzabal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2008, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-for-the-impatient-botanist/431781/21 "2008-01-01T11:24:20Z")

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Genetics be damned; I went through and set all 28 values to “2”. That got me a rather unremarkable squat black thing that grew multicolored squarish flowers. I then set all the values to “8”.

I recommend Plant Eight. It makes an excellent stock with which to combine any of your various creations for delightful results.

ETA: Plant Nine does appear to be, as might be expected, from Outer Space. Sadly, it does not differ enough from Plant Eight to be interesting in its own right.

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2008, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-for-the-impatient-botanist/431781/22 "2008-01-01T11:29:52Z")

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[QUOTE=Love Rhombus]  
Wish there was an animal version 😃  
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I wish there was a dating version. 😃

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2008, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-for-the-impatient-botanist/431781/23 "2008-01-01T16:13:33Z")

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Okay. Like I noted, I set it up to “evolv-o-matic” with one single “alpine lily” from the Shop. I woke up this morning to this:

4.0, 0x603a31, 10, 21, 38.9, 0.2, 3.4, 1.1, 14.7, 52.4, 0.7, 4, 0.3, 0.5, 0.4, 0.5, 3.9, 0.1, 0.5, -0.7, 0x60809, 0xaca0da, 7.9, 21.0, 14, 26, 0.5, 0.6

and a computer that was running VERY slowly…

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2008, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-for-the-impatient-botanist/431781/24 "2008-01-01T17:54:32Z")

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‘Plant 8’ combined with a 10th generation Sunflower variant gave me this baby:

66.6, 0xaeb5ab, 4, 5, 27.9, 0.7, 2.7, 1.1, 37.9, 46.4, 1.0, 4, 0.1, 0.1, 0.1, 0.2, 1.8, -0.0, 0.7, 0.2, 0x2c2538, 0xd6d693, 6.3, 10.9, 14, 22, 0.7, 0.8

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**Author:** ![Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Purl_McKnittington)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2008, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-for-the-impatient-botanist/431781/25 "2008-01-01T22:22:58Z")

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[QUOTE=jayjay]  
Okay. Like I noted, I set it up to “evolv-o-matic” with one single “alpine lily” from the Shop. I woke up this morning to this:

4.0, 0x603a31, 10, 21, 38.9, 0.2, 3.4, 1.1, 14.7, 52.4, 0.7, 4, 0.3, 0.5, 0.4, 0.5, 3.9, 0.1, 0.5, -0.7, 0x60809, 0xaca0da, 7.9, 21.0, 14, 26, 0.5, 0.6

and a computer that was running VERY slowly…  
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That’s strangely beautiful, **jayjay**. Here’s what crossing that with a dahlia gets you:

4.0, 0x603a31, 10, 21, 38.9, 0.2, 3.4, 1.1, 14.7, 52.4, 0.7, 4, 0.3, 0.5, 0.4, 0.5, 3.9, 0.1, 0.5, -0.7, 0x60809, 0xaca0da, 7.9, 21.0, 14, 26, 0.5, 0.6

I’ve noticed that crossing with the sakura leeches the color from the result’s flowers, while crossing with the dahlia adds it back in, if you’re going for pink flowers, at least.

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**Author:** ![merrily](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@merrily](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/merrily)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2008, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-for-the-impatient-botanist/431781/26 "2008-01-01T23:11:08Z")

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.8, 0x534f7d, 6, 14, 31.0, 0.4, 2.1, 1.1, 16.1, 42.7, 0.8, 3, 0.2, 0.3, 0.2, 0.2, 2.7, 0.0, 0.2, -0.4, 0x312b62, 0x9163b4, 7.6, 10.5, 11, 16, 0.3,

Wow!

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**Author:** ![Dying\_Butterfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d2c977/32.png) [@Dying\_Butterfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dying_Butterfly)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2008, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-for-the-impatient-botanist/431781/27 "2008-01-02T10:35:49Z")

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I came up with this thing after several hours of minor tweaking and mostly letting evolution take its course. I can’t even remember what the stock plants were.

92.7, 0x93a484, 4, 15, 45.8, 0.1, 1.6, 1.3, 30.4, 23.8, 0.0, 4, 0.0, 0.1, 0.1, 0.3, 1.8, -0.2, 0.0, -0.5, 0xf0f0f, 0xfbc2cc, 5.1, 25.0, 10, 6, 0.4, 1.6

It reminds me of makeup.

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