# A Game:  Guess 5 Movies by Quote

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 12, 2006, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392 "2006-09-12T12:53:06Z")\
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**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/221 "2006-09-14T14:44:27Z")

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[QUOTE=Eleanor of Aquitaine]  
EoA6: “Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first?”  
[/QUOTE]

The Man-Hating Dyke. _Chasing Amy_.

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**Author:** ![Kizarvexius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kizarvexius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kizarvexius)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/222 "2006-09-14T15:00:23Z")

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[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya]  
Lost Boys  
[/QUOTE]

Yessir!

Uploading congratulatory brewski for **Inigo** – brewed using holy water!

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/223 "2006-09-14T18:21:28Z")

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[QUOTE=Eleanor of Aquitaine]  
EoA4: “Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is none.”  
[/QUOTE]

**The Full Monty**

Nobody’s touched the rest of the ones I gave. ☹

So of course here’s another. Bonus if you can name BOTH movies I’m thinking of that it’s in:

S67-10 (Hell, I don’t know where I left off): “Jesus, what a family!”

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**Author:** ![want2know](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/50afbb/32.png) [@want2know](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/want2know)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/224 "2006-09-14T18:55:28Z")

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[QUOTE=want2know]  
Here’s 5 more:

W1: “He said I’d never be rich doing pure research”  
W3: “Is he f\*\*\*ing the Jew’s wife?”  
W5: “And his pecker don’t work no more, neither!”  
[/QUOTE]

These 3 of mine are still unanswered.

Hint: 2 are from horror films.

A couple more:

W6: “You haven’t got a pen, have you, your honor?”

W7: “Would you like to smell the bottlecap, sir?”

W8: “And the bishop said I couldn’t preach!”

W9: “And don’t do crack, it’s a ghetto drug.”

W10: “ATTABOY, LUTHER!!!”

BTW, that “I hope we never die” quote is driving me nuts! I know the movie, but I can’t place it! Hint, maybe?

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**Author:** ![Kizarvexius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kizarvexius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kizarvexius)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/225 "2006-09-14T19:07:07Z")

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W7: “Would you like to smell the bottlecap, sir?”  
_The Muppet Movie_

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/226 "2006-09-14T19:14:14Z")

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[QUOTE=Kizarvexius]  
Good guess, but no. Thou hast been contradicted.  
[/QUOTE]  
Really? Well.

At least I wasn’t afraid. 😃

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**Author:** ![want2know](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/50afbb/32.png) [@want2know](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/want2know)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/227 "2006-09-14T20:31:50Z")

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[QUOTE=Kizarvexius]  
W7: “Would you like to smell the bottlecap, sir?”  
_The Muppet Movie_  
[/QUOTE]

Co-reck-it!

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**Author:** ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/228 "2006-09-14T20:55:31Z")

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I don’t know any of the outstanding ones, but I’ll throw some into the ring.

Iatw-1: “We are the United States government. We don’t do that sort of thing.”  
Iatw-2: “Yeah, man, but it’s a dry heat.”  
Iatw-3: “Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.”  
Iatw-4: “In a row?”  
Iatw-5: “How very.”

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/229 "2006-09-14T21:02:32Z")

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[QUOTE=iamthewalrus(:3=]  
Iatw-3: “Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.”  
[/quote]

_Dr. Strangelove_

> [@](#):
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> Iatw-4: “In a row?”

_Clerks_

> [@](#):
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> Iatw-5: “How very.”

_Heathers_

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**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/230 "2006-09-14T21:06:03Z")

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[QUOTE=iamthewalrus(:3=]  
Iatw-1: “We are the United States government. We don’t do that sort of thing.”  
[/quote]

_Sneakers_

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**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/231 "2006-09-14T21:07:32Z")

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[QUOTE=iamthewalrus(:3=]  
I don’t know any of the outstanding ones, but I’ll throw some into the ring.

Iatw-1: "We are the United States government. We don’t do that sort of thing

[QUOTE]

Sneakers

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**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/232 "2006-09-14T21:14:07Z")

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Iatw-2: _Predator_?

My outstanding ones:

PG4: “She’s a whale, Tucker!”  
PG5: “Dead men don’t hump, dead women don’t get pregnant.”

And a few new ones:

PG6: “There are a lot of good words in V.”  
PG7: “You’ll get used to it. Or you’ll have a psychotic episode.”

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**Author:** ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/233 "2006-09-14T21:25:59Z")

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[QUOTE=Priceguy]  
Iatw-2: _Predator_?"  
[/QUOTE]  
Nope.

But the others were correct. I guess they were easier than I thought.

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**Author:** ![Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleanor_of_Aquitaine)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/234 "2006-09-14T21:29:55Z")

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[QUOTE=Scarlett67]  
**The Full Monty**  
[/quote]  
Yes

[QUOTE=Draelin]  
The Man-Hating Dyke. _Chasing Amy_.  
[/QUOTE]  
Yes

[QUOTE=Priceguy]  
PG6: “There are a lot of good words in V.”  
[/QUOTE]  
**The Fifth Element**

And I can almost place the psychotic episode one…

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**Author:** ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/235 "2006-09-14T21:31:26Z")

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[QUOTE=Priceguy]  
PG6: “There are a lot of good words in V.”  
[/quote]  
I want to say this is the episode of Friends where Joey buys the one encylopedia volume. But that can’t be right.

> [@](#):
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> PG7: “You’ll get used to it. Or you’ll have a psychotic episode.”

Men in Black. About the longer alien day.

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/236 "2006-09-14T21:41:24Z")

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[QUOTE=iamthewalrus(:3=]  
Iatw-2: “Yeah, man, but it’s a dry heat.”  
[/QUOTE]

Aliens.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/237 "2006-09-14T22:17:53Z")

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[QUOTE=Eleanor of Aquitaine]  
EoA6: “Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first?”  
[/QUOTE]  
I just bought a t-shirt with that drawing on it.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/238 "2006-09-14T22:20:16Z")

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[QUOTE=Kizarvexius]  
KZ09: “Forget it, flyboy. You’ll never catch me.”  
[/QUOTE]  
The Right Stuff

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**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/239 "2006-09-14T22:36:14Z")

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W10: “ATTABOY, LUTHER!!!”

Should I go with **The Ghost and Mr. Chicken** , or are you being extra clever and looking for **Kingpin**? 🙂

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/240 "2006-09-14T23:09:59Z")

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[QUOTE=Kizarvexius]  
KZ07: “You know, 35 years ago, preparing for a concert meant playing Find-the-Cobra with the hotel chambermaid.”  
[/QUOTE]

A Mighty Wind.

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