# A Game:  Guess 5 Movies by Quote

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**Created:** [September 12, 2006, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392 "2006-09-12T12:53:06Z")\
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**Author:** ![Achren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/898d66/32.png) [@Achren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achren)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2006, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/281 "2006-09-20T02:47:23Z")

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> S19 - “I hope we never die.”  
> “So do I.”  
> “Do you think there’s any chance of it?”

The Lion in Winter

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> S67-6: “Jesus, what a family!”

About a Boy

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> IM6) “Who are you callin’ ‘oopid-stay’?”

Lion King

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> D8. Tell them that joke you know.

Batman Begins

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**Post date:** [September 20, 2006, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/282 "2006-09-20T04:02:54Z")

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[QUOTE=Dangerous Nan McGrew]

My guesses:  
B1 - “Dodgeball”

[/QUOTE]

Correct. One still left un-answered by me.

B5: There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It’s a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.

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**Post date:** [September 20, 2006, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/283 "2006-09-20T04:06:47Z")

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[QUOTE=bouv]  
Correct. One still left un-answered by me.

B5: There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It’s a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.  
[/QUOTE]

Crap, I meant to add a hint.

There are only seven people in the entire film.

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_sneaking guiltily back into the thread because it got too crazy to keep up with_

Hdg2 was indeed _Fried Green Tomatoes_, Hdg5 was indeed _Beauty and the Beast_, Hdg8 was indeed _Silverado_ but… Hdg6 is **not** _Jackie Brown_.

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> SZ3: Our greatest fear is not that we are inadequate; our greatest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.

Is that from one of the Matrices? I’ll take 1/3 of a point, if I’m right…

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**Post date:** [September 20, 2006, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/286 "2006-09-20T08:06:48Z")

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[QUOTE=bouv]  
B5: There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It’s a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.  
[/QUOTE]

**Cube**  
And no, I’m not gonna post any quotes 'cause there are still a lot up there still unanswered.

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**Author:** ![Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleanor_of_Aquitaine)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2006, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/287 "2006-09-20T13:59:25Z")

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I’ll give some more of the dialog for mine.

EoA5: - Where the hell can I get eyes like that?

- Gotta kill a few people.
- Okay, I can do it.
- Then you got to get sent to a slam, where they tell you you’ll never see daylight again. …

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All of mine have been answered correctly except

S10 - “This world is so full of crap, a man’s gonna get into it sooner or later whether he’s careful or not.”

A hint: Larry McMurtry wrote the novel the movie is based on.

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[QUOTE=Achren]

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> S67-6: “Jesus, what a family!”

About a Boy  
[/QUOTE]

That’s one correct answer. There’s another one.

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**Post date:** [September 20, 2006, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/290 "2006-09-20T15:52:01Z")

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[QUOTE=honeydewgrrl]  
Is that from one of the Matrices? I’ll take 1/3 of a point, if I’m right…  
[/QUOTE]

No.

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**Post date:** [September 20, 2006, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/291 "2006-09-20T17:01:26Z")

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[QUOTE=Eleanor of Aquitaine]  
I’ll give some more of the dialog for mine.

EoA5: - Where the hell can I get eyes like that?

- Gotta kill a few people.
- Okay, I can do it.
- Then you got to get sent to a slam, where they tell you you’ll never see daylight again. …  
[/QUOTE]

**Pitch Black**  
EK1: “Satan is in the house. He killed my mom… and turned her into a bull.”  
EK2: “Just so we’re clear, you stole a car, shot a bouncer, and had sex with two women?”  
EK3: “Maybe we should call in a bomb threat to Houston. I think it’s free beer night at the Astrodome.”  
EK4: “So you’re Chekov, huh? Well, this here’s McCoy. Find a Spock, we got us an away team.”  
Ek5: “Who put the acid in my Spam?”

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**Post date:** [September 20, 2006, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/292 "2006-09-20T18:22:09Z")

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[QUOTE=elfkin477]  
**Pitch Black**  
[/quote]  
Yes.

EK3: “Maybe we should call in a bomb threat to Houston. I think it’s free beer night at the Astrodome.”

**The X-Files**

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[QUOTE=Eleanor of Aquitaine]

EK3: “Maybe we should call in a bomb threat to Houston. I think it’s free beer night at the Astrodome.”

**The X-Files**  
[/QUOTE]

Correct

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**Post date:** [September 21, 2006, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/294 "2006-09-21T00:57:04Z")

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[QUOTE=honeydewgrrl]  
_sneaking guiltily back into the thread because it got too crazy to keep up with_

Hdg2 was indeed _Fried Green Tomatoes_, Hdg5 was indeed _Beauty and the Beast_, Hdg8 was indeed _Silverado_ but… Hdg6 is **not** _Jackie Brown_.  
[/QUOTE]  
Okay then, is hdg6 _Last Holiday_?

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**Post date:** [September 21, 2006, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/295 "2006-09-21T05:17:03Z")

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> any9:She: I don’t smoke, I only drink champagne when I’m lucky enough to get it, my hair is naturally natural, I live alone… and so do you.  
> He: How do you know that?  
> She: Because you’re wearing one brown sock and one black sock.

One of my favorite fun movies, Hepburn and Tracy in Desk Set (1957, about office automation).

Roddy

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> KZ02: “Well with that philosophy you must’ve had a provocative career!”  
> W6: “You haven’t got a pen, have you, your honor?”  
> F3) “Kiss me. The liar’s kiss that says I love you and means something else.”

KZ02 - sounds like a line that John Gielgud delivered to (ugh) Liza Minelli early on in “Arthur”.  
W6: “My Cousin Vinny”? (Joe Pesci to Fred Gwynne)  
F3 - WAG here that this is Fred MacMurray to Barbara Stanwyck in “Double Indemnity.”

Roddy

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Here are some fillums I haven’t seen mentioned yet (but I didn’t read the entire thread, so sorry if repetitive):

RF1 - The world must construe according to its wits; this court must construe according to the law.

RF2 - Person one: I can’t make out whether you’re a bloody madman or just half-witted.  
Person two: I have the same problem, sir.

RF3 - Person A: You always have a very smooth explanation…  
Person B: What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?

RF4 - When your head says one thing and your whole life says another, your head always loses.

RF5 - Drinking don’t bother my memory. If it did I wouldn’t drink. I couldn’t. You see, I’d forget how good it was, then where’d I be? Start drinkin’ water, again.

Roddy

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[QUOTE=Dangerous Nan McGrew]  
W6: “You haven’t got a pen, have you, your honor?”  
[/QUOTE]

I think this is from the director’s cut of “Natural Born Killers.”

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**Post date:** [September 21, 2006, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/299 "2006-09-21T18:06:57Z")

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[QUOTE=Roderick Femm]  
KZ02 - sounds like a line that John Gielgud delivered to (ugh) Liza Minelli early on in “Arthur”.  
[/QUOTE]

Nope. The quote is from a much older movie.  
RF2 - Person one: I can’t make out whether you’re a bloody madman or just half-witted.  
Person two: I have the same problem, sir.  
_Lawrence of Arabia_

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[QUOTE=Kizarvexius]  
Nope. The quote is from a much older movie.  
RF2 - Person one: I can’t make out whether you’re a bloody madman or just half-witted.  
Person two: I have the same problem, sir.  
_Lawrence of Arabia_  
[/QUOTE]

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