# A Game: Guess 5 Movies by Quote **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 12, 2006, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392 "2006-09-12T12:53:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Scruloose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@Scruloose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scruloose)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/101 "2006-09-12T21:52:13Z")
OMD11 - It’s probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos. **Rocky Horror Picture Show** OMD12 - I can tell you the license plate numbers of all six cars outside. I can tell you that our waitress is left-handed and the guy sitting up at the counter weighs two hundred fifteen pounds and knows how to handle himself. I know the best place to look for a gun is the cab of the gray truck outside, and at this altitude, I can run flat out for a half mile before my hands start shaking. Now why would I know that? How can I know that and not know who I am? **Bourne Identity** OMD13 - ‘Greater good?’ I am your wife! I’m the greatest _good_ you are ever gonna get! **The Incredibles** OMD14 - I can’t believe I brought my real parents to our wedding. **?** OMD15 - So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That’s the stupidest combination I’ve ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage! I’ve heard it, can’t recall from where. **Dumb and Dumber**? ---
**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/102 "2006-09-12T22:01:36Z")
[QUOTE=Only Mostly Dead] OMD15 - So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That’s the stupidest combination I’ve ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage! [/QUOTE] **Spaceballs** ---
**Author:** ![Scruloose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@Scruloose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scruloose)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/103 "2006-09-12T22:03:34Z")
Scr01: “Wake up! It’s time to die!” Scr02: “China is here? I don’t even know what the hell that means!” Scr03: "I am in hell, sir! I am in hell! Scr04: “How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that. Some day they may be scarce.” And one of my all time favorites: Scr05: “The one thing that bothered me, the one thing that stayed in my mind and I couldn’t get rid of it, that haunted me, was why. Why would she lie? What was her motive for lying? If my client is innocent, she’s lying, why? Was it blackmail? No. Was it jealousy? No. Yesterday I found out why. She doesn’t have a motive, you know why? Because she’s not lying… And ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the prosecution is not going to get that man today, no, because _I’m_ gonna get him! My client, the Honorable Henry T. Fleming, _should go right to fucking jail_!” ---
**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/104 "2006-09-12T22:06:22Z")
My one contribution is still unguessed. I’ll pick another line form the same film in a while, if needed. The movie is full of them. [QUOTE=divemaster] DM1: “Well come on down here, Hammerhead, and I’ll show it to ya!” [/QUOTE] On preview: Scr01: I know I’ve heard that, but I can’t place it. Starship Troopers?? ---
**Author:** ![t-mobileguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@t-mobileguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-mobileguy)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/105 "2006-09-12T22:12:44Z")
> [@](#): > > OMD14 - I can’t believe I brought my real parents to our wedding. **Mr. and Mrs. Smith** > [@](#): > > OMD15 - So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That’s the stupidest combination I’ve ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage! “oh shit there goes the planet” - **Spaceballs** ---
**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/106 "2006-09-12T22:33:58Z")
[QUOTE=Scruloose] Scr04: “How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that. Some day they may be scarce.” [/QUOTE] Casablanca [QUOTE=anyrose] any2: “It’s much better when you help” [/QUOTE] To Have and Have Not ---
**Author:** ![Kizarvexius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kizarvexius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kizarvexius)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/107 "2006-09-12T22:37:50Z")
Scr01: “Wake up! It’s time to die!” _Blade Runner_? Scr03: "I am in hell, sir! I am in hell! _The Bounty_ OMD9 - Frankly, I’m not at liberty to divulge the particulars of the agency I work for, and all that that implies. _The Iron Giant_ MTS#3 say im sick _Amadeus_ EoA2: “What is it with this man? Did I kill a relative of his in battle, perhaps? His boy, God forbid?” _Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World_ Back with some of my own in a minute. ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/108 "2006-09-12T22:43:30Z")
Forgot to answer this one: > [@](#): > > Hdg2 - “…and a lady always knows when to leave.” **Fried Green Tomatoes** And I saw about five minutes’ worth of **Spaceballs** the other day, for the first time. Guess which scene? But I was too late to post the answer! D’oh! ---
**Author:** ![Kizarvexius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kizarvexius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kizarvexius)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/109 "2006-09-12T22:53:00Z")
KZ01: “I’ve better things to do than to stand here all day listening to you quote yourself!” KZ02: “Well with _that_ philosophy you must’ve had a provocative career!” KZ03: “For every Jew you show me who’s not a Christian, Sir Knight, I’ll show you a _Christian_ who’s not a Christian.” KZ04: “So you have two udders, then, Barker? I always suspected as much.” KZ05: “Assaulted by both one’s parents in the same evening. What _is_ family life coming to?” ---
**Author:** ![t-mobileguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@t-mobileguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-mobileguy)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/110 "2006-09-12T22:53:32Z")
TMG4 - Again we see there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away. TMG5 - Don’t tell the elf (to get credit for this you have to also include the setup) TMG6 – (My personal fav.) person 1 “You don’t trust anyone, that’s your problem.” Person 2 “I trust my barber” TMG7 - Listen to this: "Geographical and temporal perimeters. Functional perimeters vary from manifestation to manifestation. (I had to check IMDB to make sure I had the quote right) Again I’m offering 300 points but this time a bonus 250 if you get the last one right. It’s really hard but my friends and I say it all the time. ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/111 "2006-09-12T22:57:30Z")
[QUOTE=t-mobileguy] TMG4 - Again we see there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away. [/QUOTE] Raiders of the Lost Ark ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/112 "2006-09-12T23:09:07Z")
All but one of mine have been answered correctly, the one that is left is… say im sick…or to make it a bit easier… ssay m ssik Heres a new batch MTS # 11- That fuckin idiot dont know rat shit from rice krispies. MTS#12- can’t so much as drink a glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture. MTS #13-I didn’t tell you sanitation. I told you to tell them you was in a sanitarium not sanitation ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/113 "2006-09-12T23:09:41Z")
TMG7 - Listen to this: "Geographical and temporal perimeters. Functional perimeters vary from manifestation to manifestation. Again I’m offering 300 points but this time a bonus 250 if you get the last one right. It’s really hard but my friends and I say it all the time. As do mine. **Beetlejuice**. ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/114 "2006-09-12T23:18:00Z")
[QUOTE=Kizarvexius] KZ01: “I’ve better things to do than to stand here all day listening to you quote yourself!” [/QUOTE] 1776 ---
**Author:** ![t-mobileguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@t-mobileguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-mobileguy)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/115 "2006-09-12T23:24:53Z")
[QUOTE=Dooku] TMG7 - Listen to this: "Geographical and temporal perimeters. Functional perimeters vary from manifestation to manifestation. Again I’m offering 300 points but this time a bonus 250 if you get the last one right. It’s really hard but my friends and I say it all the time. As do mine. **Beetlejuice**. [/QUOTE] Ohhh and he count takes the bonus 250. Very nice and the others? ---
**Author:** ![Scruloose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@Scruloose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scruloose)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/116 "2006-09-12T23:25:18Z")
[QUOTE=divemaster] On preview: Scr01: I know I’ve heard that, but I can’t place it. Starship Troopers?? [/QUOTE] Nope - **Kizarvexius** got it. It’s from _Blade Runner_. ---
**Author:** ![Scruloose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@Scruloose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scruloose)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/117 "2006-09-12T23:29:09Z")
> [@42fish](#): > > Casablanca Correct! [QUOTE=Kizarvexius] Scr01: “Wake up! It’s time to die!” _Blade Runner_? Scr03: "I am in hell, sir! I am in hell! _The Bounty_ [/QUOTE] Correct on both! ---
**Author:** ![Kizarvexius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kizarvexius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kizarvexius)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/118 "2006-09-12T23:29:55Z")
[QUOTE=MadTheSwine] 1776 [/QUOTE] Yup. ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/119 "2006-09-12T23:30:35Z")
[QUOTE=t-mobileguy] Ohhh and he count takes the bonus 250. Very nice and the others? [/QUOTE] “I trust my barber” is from Spiderman 1 or 2, can’t recall which. Nobody knows any of mine? > [@](#): > > D1: She was the greatest piece I’ve ever had, and I’ve had 'em all over the World! > > D2: No! I don’t want to be a waiter! > > D3: Who said I was jokin’? > > D4: Time to feed Parakeet. ::sniff:: ---
**Author:** ![t-mobileguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@t-mobileguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-mobileguy)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/120 "2006-09-12T23:42:54Z")
[QUOTE=Dooku] ::sniff:: [/QUOTE] Sniff? SNIFF??? Please sir, it is unsightly for a dark lord of the Sith to cry. I will do my best to answer D1 is the godfather I’m fairly sure D4 gets me I’m 98.256287% sure it’s Arrnie **Kindergarten cop**? 😕 That’s my final answer [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392.md?page=7)