# A Game: Guess 5 Movies by Quote **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 12, 2006, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392 "2006-09-12T12:53:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/121 "2006-09-12T23:47:58Z")
[QUOTE=t-mobileguy] Sniff? SNIFF??? Please sir, it is unsightly for a dark lord of the Sith to cry. I will do my best to answer [/quote] It’s dusty in here. > [@](#): > > D1 is the godfather I’m fairly sure Correct > [@](#): > > D4 gets me I’m 98.256287% sure it’s Arrnie > > **Kindergarten cop**? 😕 > > That’s my final answer Right actor, wrong movie. ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/122 "2006-09-12T23:59:39Z")
[QUOTE=t-mobileguy] TMG5 - Don’t tell the elf (to get credit for this you have to also include the setup) [/QUOTE] **The Two Towers** – said by Gimli at Helm’s Deep, right before Aragorn tosses him onto the path up to the gate (because he can’t jump the gap himself) What do I win? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Perro\_Fumando](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e9c0ed/32.png) [@El\_Perro\_Fumando](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Perro_Fumando)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/123 "2006-09-13T00:49:10Z")
STILL up for grabs is EPF1: Alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you. All my others have been guessed correctly. ---
**Author:** ![t-mobileguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@t-mobileguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-mobileguy)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/124 "2006-09-13T00:56:45Z")
[QUOTE=Scarlett67] What do I win? [/QUOTE] A heartfelt endorsement by myself. Here goes _Excuse me…._ **Excuse me everyone!!!** Achem… Scarlett67 is a virtual move quote genus. Thank you 😃😃😃 ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/125 "2006-09-13T01:52:28Z")
Actually, I’m surprised nobody beat me to it, but thank YOU! 😃 I’ll add another to my list: S67-5: “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It’s been one minute since my last confession.” Oh, and **anyrose** is correct about **Working Girl.** Anybody got the others? Come on! ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/126 "2006-09-13T02:06:13Z")
Nobody has gotten these yet, except #4. S1 - “Throw that junk in.” S2 - “He’ll be okay.” S3 - “We’re the people.” S4 - Well, come see a fat old man sometime!" S5 - No prisoners!" Some hints: #1 is arguably the best movie of all time. Not by me, but some say so. #2 has been fucked with by the AntiChrist. #3 means more to me living where I do, But anyone from Chicago to LA should know it. #5 should be shouted from the rooftops. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/127 "2006-09-13T03:05:51Z")
[QUOTE=MadTheSwine] Princess Bride [/QUOTE] yes [QUOTE=42fish] To Have and Have Not [/QUOTE] yes (I noticed your other answer was also a Bogart film . . . hmmmm) My other 3 are still unsolved (unless I missed something): any3: “This means something” \* any4: “He called me ‘Mike’” any5: “What’s with today today?” - I’ll take either answer 😃 ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/128 "2006-09-13T03:57:16Z")
B1: I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don’t have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya… it feels phenomenal. (I actually live by this quote) B2: Captain Ahab has to have his whale! B3: We’ve got a blind date with Destiny - and it looks like she’s ordered the lobster. B4: Why don’t you make like a tree and get out of here? B5: There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It’s a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/129 "2006-09-13T04:56:15Z")
[QUOTE=bouv] B1: I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don’t have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya… it feels phenomenal. (I actually live by this quote) B2: Captain Ahab has to have his whale! B3: We’ve got a blind date with Destiny - and it looks like she’s ordered the lobster. B4: Why don’t you make like a tree and get out of here? B5: There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It’s a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan [/QUOTE] b2-Star Trek IV b3-Mystery Men? b4-Back To The Future ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/130 "2006-09-13T04:59:43Z")
[QUOTE=MadTheSwine] b2-Star Trek IV b3-Mystery Men? b4-Back To The Future [/QUOTE] Ugh…not Star Trek IV, Star Trek First Contact ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/131 "2006-09-13T05:23:59Z")
[QUOTE=MadTheSwine] Ugh…not Star Trek IV, Star Trek First Contact [/QUOTE] Yes, and yes on the other ones as well. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/132 "2006-09-13T06:00:35Z")
[QUOTE=t-mobileguy] TMG2 “Playing to lose is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she’s a great piece of tail, but it’s just illegal” [/QUOTE] The recent remake of The Bad News Bears. S1 Throw that junk in. Citizen Kane Z1 It was nothing like that penis breath! Z2 Are we the first!? Z3 Who invented liquid soap and why? Z4 I know it was you F\_\_\_\_. You broke my heart. Z5 Well the way things are stinks! I’m not going to be a gonner. I’m gone! ---
**Author:** ![Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f19dbf/32.png) [@Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Only_Mostly_Dead)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/133 "2006-09-13T10:46:42Z")
[QUOTE=anyrose] any5: “What’s with today today?” [/QUOTE] This one slipped by me because I already used the movie in my first five. _Empire Records_. “Lucas, what’s with you today?” “What’s with today, today?” ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/134 "2006-09-13T11:56:46Z")
[QUOTE=Only Mostly Dead] This one slipped by me because I already used the movie in my first five. _Empire Records_. “Lucas, what’s with you today?” “What’s with today, today?” [/QUOTE] yes I gotta admit - these are tough. and the ones I could answer, someone beat me to it/them. But I do have another three for you to play with (even tho 2 of mine are still open :D) any6: Is this the fun part? Are we having fun yet? any7: We all know where this is going… f%@#ing teenagers. any8: Read my lips: Hol-ly-wood ---
**Author:** ![Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleanor_of_Aquitaine)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/135 "2006-09-13T13:30:02Z")
[QUOTE=Priceguy] EoA1: _The Remains of the Day_ [/QUOTE] Yes. [QUOTE=Kizarvexius] EoA2: _Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World_ [/QUOTE] Yes. Surely somebody knows my last one… EoA3: “He who can destroy a thing, controls a thing.” ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/136 "2006-09-13T13:40:02Z")
Alright, I’ve completely lost track of the thread, but I’ll go ahead and do five more. 🙂 D6. I can’t believe that just fucking happened! D7. It’s a big blue-ish green man… with a strange-looking goatee… I’m guessing that’s significant. D8. Tell them that joke you know. D9. This morning, my little brother got his arm caught in the microwave. D10. Carpe the diem! Seize the … carp! (That one’s for the hardcore “I know this movie is probably going to suck, but I’m going to watch it anyway” viewers. We find the gems among the regular ol’ rocks. 🙂 ) ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/137 "2006-09-13T13:49:12Z")
[QUOTE=Zebra] Z3 Who invented liquid soap and why? [/QUOTE] **Zebra, Zebra, Zebra.** If you know this one, then you should know one of mine! ---
**Author:** ![Kizarvexius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kizarvexius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kizarvexius)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/138 "2006-09-13T13:59:52Z")
EoA3: “He who can destroy a thing, controls a thing.” _Dune_ any8: Read my lips: Hol-ly-wood _The Muppet Movie_ Still looking for answers to these: KZ02: “Well with \*that \*philosophy you must’ve had a provocative career!” KZ03: “For every Jew you show me who’s not a Christian, Sir Knight, I’ll show you a \*Christian \*who’s not a Christian.” KZ04: “So you have two udders, then, Barker? I always suspected as much.” KZ05: “Assaulted by both one’s parents in the same evening. What \*is \*family life coming to?” ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/139 "2006-09-13T14:08:15Z")
[QUOTE=anyrose] any8: Read my lips: Hol-ly-wood [/QUOTE] _Muppet Movie_, again. > [@](#): > > BC3: Men… Can’t live with 'em, can’t shoot 'em. Was also in _Night on Earth_ (yeah, I know it was later, but it was the first one I thought of.) Ril1: “I am sick and tired of miniscule profits!” Ril2: “Do you want me to pour it?” Ril3: “Should have dumped you in Pittsburgh!” Ril4: “I doubt I’ve worked off the calories from a stick of Carefree gum!” Ril5: “You do what you gotta do…and I’ll do what I gotta do…and what happens…happens.” ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/140 "2006-09-13T14:15:20Z")
[QUOTE=Rilchaim] Ril3: “Should have dumped you in Pittsburgh!” [/QUOTE] That Thing You Do! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392.md?page=8)