# A Game: Guess 5 Movies by Quote **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 12, 2006, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392 "2006-09-12T12:53:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/161 "2006-09-13T17:09:27Z")
DM2: “What was I supposed to do? Call him for cheating better than me, in front of the others?” DM3: "You want me to…_suck his dick_? DM4: “I fucking hate traffic wardens.” ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/162 "2006-09-13T17:11:21Z")
[QUOTE=divemaster] DM2: “What was I supposed to do? Call him for cheating better than me, in front of the others?” [/QUOTE] The Sting ---
**Author:** ![Kizarvexius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kizarvexius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kizarvexius)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/163 "2006-09-13T17:12:16Z")
Okay, here’s some hints on my unanswered ones. KZ02: “Well with that philosophy you must’ve had a provocative career!” - MGM musical, tail end of the Golden Age. KZ03: “For every Jew you show me who’s not a Christian, Sir Knight, I’ll show you a Christian who’s not a Christian.” - Spoken by a jester to a Templar. I’m shocked that this wasn’t obvious. KZ04: “So you have two udders, then, Barker? I always suspected as much.” - Obscure film that features a future Oscar winner as a frustrated lyricist. KZ05: “Assaulted by both one’s parents in the same evening. What is family life coming to?” - Spoken by the crown prince after his mother (the Queen) slaps him. ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/164 "2006-09-13T17:15:48Z")
[QUOTE=Kizarvexius] S6 - “Wanna dance, or would you rather just suck face?” _On Golden Pond_ [/QUOTE] My guess is Nicholas Cage in _Valley Girls_ for this one. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/165 "2006-09-13T17:37:05Z")
[QUOTE=honeydewgrrl] My guess is Nicholas Cage in _Valley Girls_ for this one. [/QUOTE] **Kizarvexius** gave the correct answer already: “On Golden Pond” ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/166 "2006-09-13T17:45:03Z")
DM3: _True Romance_ DM4: _Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels_ ---
**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/167 "2006-09-13T18:02:09Z")
Answers for DM2, DM3, and DM4 were all… correct! ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/168 "2006-09-13T18:08:26Z")
[QUOTE=Dooku] D2: _No! I don’t want to be a waiter!_ [/QUOTE] **Mirrormask**. ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/169 "2006-09-13T18:22:29Z")
[QUOTE=Biffy the Elephant Shrew] **Mirrormask**. [/QUOTE] All the way to the end of the thread, and finally somebody got one of mine. Correct. ---
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/170 "2006-09-13T19:08:24Z")
One of mine that hasn’t been guessed yet: E6: Songs _and_ dances!?!? (hint: the star in this movie is not a human) And a new pair: E8: No ticket! E9: Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy is unbelievable. He ran the old Cup 'O Pizza guy out of business. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/171 "2006-09-13T19:16:32Z")
IM1) “I’ve got a bad feeling about this!” IM2) “Does she show pleasant enthusiasm when you mount her?” IM3) “I’m a homicidal maniac. We look like everyone else.” IM4) “Woke up this morning, one sock too many.” IM5) “I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass…and I’m all out of bubblegum.” ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/172 "2006-09-13T19:20:29Z")
E9) The Jerk ---
**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/173 "2006-09-13T19:20:42Z")
[QUOTE=Eonwe] E8: No ticket! [/QUOTE] **Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade** ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/174 "2006-09-13T19:21:47Z")
E8: _Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade_ and _Dogma_. IM1: Most _Star Wars_ films. Maybe all of them, I’m honestly not sure. IM4: _Meaning of Life_ IM5: _They Live_ ---
**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/175 "2006-09-13T19:23:19Z")
[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya] IM1) “I’ve got a bad feeling about this!” [/QUOTE] That’s gotta be Han Solo— **The Empire Strikes Back**? [QUOTE=Inigo Montoya] IM5) “I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass…and I’m all out of bubblegum.” [/QUOTE] I’m thinking Jesse Ventura – **Predator**? ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/176 "2006-09-13T19:28:27Z")
IM1, IM4, IM5 go to **Priceguy**. I’ll have to try a little harder here. ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/177 "2006-09-13T19:33:58Z")
[QUOTE=divemaster] **Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade** [/QUOTE] Or _Dogma_. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/178 "2006-09-13T19:34:04Z")
They Live. Heh, That was my second guess. I knew it was one of those wrestlers. Anyway, [QUOTE=divemaster] My one contribution is still unguessed. I’ll pick another line form the same film in a while, if needed. The movie is full of them. [/quote] DM1: “Well come on down here, Hammerhead, and I’ll \*show \* it to ya!” DM1(b): “Perhaps we met once, a chance encounter in a forest glade. I must have been an antelope or an ibex. What times we must have had – foraging together for sustenance, picking the grubs and burrs from one another’s coats.” ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/179 "2006-09-13T19:40:02Z")
[QUOTE=divemaster] Anyway, DM1: “Well come on down here, Hammerhead, and I’ll \*show \* it to ya!” DM1(b): “Perhaps we met once, a chance encounter in a forest glade. I must have been an antelope or an ibex. What times we must have had – foraging together for sustenance, picking the grubs and burrs from one another’s coats.” [/QUOTE] _The Hudsucker Proxy_, one of my favourite movies, but I still can’t remember the “Hammerhead” line. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392/180 "2006-09-13T19:41:14Z")
IM6) “Who are you callin’ ‘oopid-stay’?” IM7) “Okay Winston, here comes the truth…!” IM8) " ‘Dot, Dot Dot’ " [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-guess-5-movies-by-quote/372392.md?page=10)