# A Game Of Turds (TMI, y'think?) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 30, 2003, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-of-turds-tmi-ythink/221656 "2003-12-30T00:49:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2003, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-of-turds-tmi-ythink/221656/21 "2003-12-30T16:23:42Z")
Nothing greens up the old poop like ODing on the Berry Blue kool-aid. A little tip to enliven your next March 16th. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2003, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-of-turds-tmi-ythink/221656/22 "2003-12-30T16:30:16Z")
I can’t seem to get past opaque. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2003, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-of-turds-tmi-ythink/221656/23 "2003-12-30T16:30:20Z")
And yet, guys seem to want to aviod changing poopie diapers. C’mon, guys, if you start out making the little boogers proud of their poop when they are little, you can play these kinds of games with your offspring for a long time ( 18 years, 🙂 ) too bad all my kids are out of diapers, coulda used this thread as an insperation to get **stormchaser** to change more diapers. ---
**Author:** ![Master\_Wang-Ka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/master_wang-ka/32/3325_2.png) [@Master\_Wang-Ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Wang-Ka)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2003, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-of-turds-tmi-ythink/221656/24 "2003-12-30T16:57:30Z")
Hm. Translucent… ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2003, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-of-turds-tmi-ythink/221656/25 "2003-12-30T21:04:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Master Wang-Ka \* > \*\*…am I the only one who’s noticed how the _guys_ – aside from myself – seem to be stayin’ the hell _out_ of this thread? \*\* It’s called Excommunication. You knew the penalties when you took the Guy Code Of Silence. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2003, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-of-turds-tmi-ythink/221656/26 "2003-12-31T00:55:42Z")
Actually two friends of mine, sisters, have a conversation like this on film, including close-ups of the turd, with various items held next to it for size comparrison! Funniest fecking thing I’ve ever seen! (apart form the elephants nob of course.) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Master\_Wang-Ka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/master_wang-ka/32/3325_2.png) [@Master\_Wang-Ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Wang-Ka)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2003, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-of-turds-tmi-ythink/221656/27 "2003-12-31T03:01:54Z")
…mighod. Man, I had no idea the phenomenon was really this widespread. Admittedly, the conversation I was making up as I went along as I ranted at my wife DID have some basis in reality, but I had no idea such things went on in so many of the lives around me. I’ve really opened a can of turds here, haven’t I? ---
**Author:** ![liirogue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dbc845/32.png) [@liirogue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/liirogue)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2003, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-of-turds-tmi-ythink/221656/28 "2003-12-31T03:44:25Z")
My dad used to try to drag my mom in to see what he deposited all the time. She divorced him 😛 ---
**Author:** ![nineiron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e56c9b/32.png) [@nineiron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nineiron)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2003, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-of-turds-tmi-ythink/221656/29 "2003-12-31T03:48:06Z")
Well, I don’t know if this counts, but around a month and a half ago, my wife called to me from the bathroom, “I need you to come look at this and verify something for me!” I, of course, started laughing hysterically, because I thought I was being called to look at something scatological. It turns out, happily, that I was to look at the positive reading on the pregnancy test she had just taken. ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2003, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-of-turds-tmi-ythink/221656/30 "2003-12-31T05:20:18Z")
At which point many men would have shit. And thus, the circle of life continues. [sub]Or something.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![blasphmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@blasphmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blasphmer)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2003, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-of-turds-tmi-ythink/221656/31 "2003-12-31T05:53:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tir Tinuviel \* > \*\*Actually two friends of mine, sisters, have a conversation like this on film, including close-ups of the turd, with various items held next to it for size comparrison! > > Funniest fecking thing I’ve ever seen! (apart form the elephants nob of course.) > > 😃 \*\* Ok, I normally believe you guys sight-unseen, word for word, but… CITE Hey! I’m in a Master Wang-Ka Thread. ---
**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2003, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-of-turds-tmi-ythink/221656/32 "2003-12-31T11:07:34Z")
Well, unfortunately I can’t provide a cite, as it was a home video, so you’ll just have to take my word for it. With regards to the elephant, I was the one doing the filming. I think I might have a still piccy that I could scan, but really the less said about that the better. 😉 However, **TwistofFate** and **Emofkuniv** both know these sisters personally as well, and they can verify that this is perfectly in character for them. They are affectionately know as the Turd Twins. Honestly, I have never met anyone (let alone two people) who manage to crap themselves so often in public! ha ha ha ha ha! **nineiron** Congrats!!! 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-game-of-turds-tmi-ythink/221656.md?page=1)