# A GD innovation/Pit space timesaver **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 24, 2004, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-gd-innovation-pit-space-timesaver/236209 "2004-03-24T22:27:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Gomez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d78d45/32.png) [@Gomez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gomez)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2004, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-gd-innovation-pit-space-timesaver/236209/1 "2004-03-24T22:27:50Z")
You should have been a blowjob. ---
**Author:** ![Gomez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d78d45/32.png) [@Gomez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gomez)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2004, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-gd-innovation-pit-space-timesaver/236209/2 "2004-03-24T22:29:17Z")
[sub]The above is a generic all purpose insult. Since most flames directed towards another poster basically amount to the above sentiment, and since a fair proportion of such threads originate in GD where such language is verboten, I thought it might be easier to give the hamsters a rest and simply create this thread. Anytime someone pisses you off in GD simply make a link to this, being sure to couch your link in obsequious terms of utmost respect to maximise the irony. For example: Poster A: “Blah blah blah inane, senseless babble” Poster B: " [As much as I respect your opinion, I must dissent](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=4679145#post4679145) See?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2004, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-gd-innovation-pit-space-timesaver/236209/3 "2004-03-24T22:31:55Z")
Ah, this makes more sense with the second post. I’d recommend linking someone to it posthaste (get it? get it?) so that the mods don’t lock it as a joke thread. However, in the interests of equal rights, I’d amend the insult to: You should have been a blowjob and a. Daniel ---
**Author:** ![Berkut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@Berkut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Berkut)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2004, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-gd-innovation-pit-space-timesaver/236209/4 "2004-03-24T22:41:01Z")
[Wow! I think is a great idea! Way to go, Gomez!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=4679145&postcount=1) ---
**Author:** ![Gomez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d78d45/32.png) [@Gomez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gomez)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2004, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-gd-innovation-pit-space-timesaver/236209/5 "2004-03-24T22:46:15Z")
Gotta say, I shoulda seen that coming. [Thank you for your valuable input. Will you be Godfather to my first born?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=247025) ---
**Author:** ![Berkut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@Berkut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Berkut)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2004, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-gd-innovation-pit-space-timesaver/236209/6 "2004-03-24T22:55:10Z")
> [@Gomez](#): > > Gotta say, I shoulda seen that coming. Aw, I was just playing. Come here and gimme a hug. Like anyone could have passed that one up. > [@](#): > > [Thank you for your valuable input. Will you be Godfather to my first born?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=247025) Sorry, I’m sure there’s some kind of rule against being the father and the godfather of the same kid. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2004, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-gd-innovation-pit-space-timesaver/236209/7 "2004-03-24T22:57:12Z")
I’ve always prefered the derivitive of, “Boy are you a load I should have swallowed.” Of course, I can’t claim that for anyone on this board. Maybe just, “You’re a load your mom should have swallowed.” ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-gd-innovation-pit-space-timesaver/236209/8 "2004-03-25T04:32:05Z")
See the Rules of the Pit sticky at the top of this forum. A thread just to expand one’s list of insults is not acceptable. This thread is not a genuine rant, it’s just an excuse to trot out insults, so I’m closing it. Lynn For the Straight Dope