# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 121
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2021, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2403 "2021-01-12T00:39:45Z")
I know you took a lot of flack for that salon visit, Ms. Pelosi, but you’ve really let yourself go. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2021, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2404 "2021-01-12T01:36:30Z")
I’m Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. Everything in here has a story and a price. You never know what is gonna come through that door. ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2021, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2405 "2021-01-12T01:45:55Z")
I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling FBI agents. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2021, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2406 "2021-01-12T01:56:05Z")
“When I saw it I knew I just had to have it. It’s something that will really tie the room together.” _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2021, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2407 "2021-01-12T01:57:56Z")
Nicholas Cage: “Damn it! You’d have thought it was that easy?” ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2021, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2408 "2021-01-12T02:17:36Z")
😀 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2021, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2409 "2021-01-12T02:23:01Z")
" 🎶_Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime doll–_ 🎶 What, this? Well, I forgot my cane, so I had to improvise." ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2021, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2410 "2021-01-12T02:24:59Z")
The sad part is that when this guy is arrested, he’ll probably just get a stern lectern. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2021, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2411 "2021-01-12T11:48:55Z")
“Fred Astaire made it big dancing with a broom and a coat rack for a partner. HOLLYWOOD, HERE I COME.” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2021, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2412 "2021-01-12T14:32:03Z")
Worst. Black. Friday. Sale. EVER! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2021, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2413 "2021-01-12T17:30:57Z")
Look Ma, I’m finally taking a stand! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2021, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2414 "2021-01-12T18:11:51Z")
William Barr’s replacement decided to do some redecorating. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2021, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2415 "2021-01-12T19:59:17Z")
And our winner is… > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > Worst. Black. Friday. Sale. EVER! but well done, all! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2021, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2416 "2021-01-12T20:23:12Z")
Thanks! [![](https://cdn.theatlantic.com/thumbor/kuHQZXi0pi7_wI4ZrMOF_Gk6ycY=/1500x1033/media/img/photo/2019/06/weird-wonderful-archival-photos/w25_3318587/original.jpg) ](https://cdn.theatlantic.com/thumbor/kuHQZXi0pi7_wI4ZrMOF_Gk6ycY=/1500x1033/media/img/photo/2019/06/weird-wonderful-archival-photos/w25_3318587/original.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2021, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2417 "2021-01-12T20:37:49Z")
Remember to brush after every meal. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2021, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2418 "2021-01-12T20:38:59Z")
From the live-action version of “How To Train Your Dragon” _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2021, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2419 "2021-01-12T20:53:35Z")
The famous Irish dinosaur, Steg O’Saurus. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2021, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2420 "2021-01-13T11:06:39Z")
The Fighting Irish sweep the Predators. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2021, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2421 "2021-01-13T12:04:53Z")
This new pet wash station will really take off with just a few more amenities. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2021, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2422 "2021-01-13T12:14:43Z")
Cesar Millan’s ability to communicate with dogs was a trait he inherited from his great-grandfather Felipe, the Steg Whisperer. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=120) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=122)