# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 123
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2021, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2443 "2021-01-16T16:15:15Z")
She’s a hen, I’m a midget. Together, we fight crime. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2021, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2444 "2021-01-16T19:48:55Z")
The egg should be dropping any minute now. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2021, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2445 "2021-01-16T21:18:52Z")
“Well, _somebody’s_ gotta smoke these cigarettes. The chicken sure as hell can’t!” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2021, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2446 "2021-01-16T21:21:37Z")
I only hang out with him so he can buy me cigs. Nobody ever cards a chicken. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2021, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2447 "2021-01-16T21:23:10Z")
Billy heard that cigarettes and big cocks were real babe magnets. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2021, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2448 "2021-01-17T19:32:06Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > She’s a hen, I’m a midget. Together, we fight crime. All yours, Prof! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2021, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2449 "2021-01-17T20:04:41Z")
Thanks. Here we have [![](https://cdn.fstoppers.com/styles/large-16-9/s3/lead/2019/09/5dbb65954de3eea2e8defcad1f246ab2.jpg?itok=W2p5fE5w×tamp=1568232589) ](https://cdn.fstoppers.com/styles/large-16-9/s3/lead/2019/09/5dbb65954de3eea2e8defcad1f246ab2.jpg?itok=W2p5fE5w×tamp=1568232589) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2021, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2450 "2021-01-17T20:47:07Z")
I expected something a little more exotic when I saw the sign “Midget Wrestling”. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2021, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2451 "2021-01-17T20:51:56Z")
Whoever wins gets the pet chicken and pack of smokes! ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2021, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2452 "2021-01-18T01:33:29Z")
“I could beat you with one hand behind my back!” “Oh yeah? Well, I could beat you with one hand behind MY back too!” _ **-"BB"** _ ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2021, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2453 "2021-01-18T01:37:53Z")
On second thought, maybe a blood oath with super glue wasn’t such a bright idea. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2021, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2454 "2021-01-18T10:44:06Z")
Loser changes Grandpa’s diaper. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2021, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2455 "2021-01-18T13:15:23Z")
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Carl Weathers, the early days. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2021, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2456 "2021-01-18T13:17:50Z")
“We’re saving or left hands for mumbledepeg.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2021, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2457 "2021-01-18T16:21:48Z")
And our winner is: > [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > Loser changes Grandpa’s diaper. Take it away, Mr. M! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2021, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2458 "2021-01-18T23:41:45Z")
Thanks! [![](https://www.udiscovermusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/1000x600_strangeplacestorecord-web-optimised-1000.jpg) ](https://www.udiscovermusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/1000x600_strangeplacestorecord-web-optimised-1000.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2021, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2459 "2021-01-18T23:44:31Z")
Elvis has left the building! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2021, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2460 "2021-01-19T00:24:29Z")
“B7add13(No5), baby! With gloves on! In Space!”: ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2021, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2461 "2021-01-19T00:24:44Z")
Rejected design for the MTV ‘Moonman’ award. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2021, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2462 "2021-01-19T01:24:32Z")
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