# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 125
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2021, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2483 "2021-01-22T15:42:56Z")
> [@Quondam\_Mechanic](#): > > So, OK, I get that you’re a different kind of Indians. But don’t you have your own kind of cowboys? I was hoping for some nastier captions, but this one works just as well. Grats **Quondam\_Mechanic**! ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2021, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2484 "2021-01-22T19:45:43Z")
Along those lines, I was hoping that I could find something funnier than this picture, but I didn’t. Still, this gang will find something good, I bet. [https://www.teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/funny-chicken-pants.jpg](https://www.teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/funny-chicken-pants.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2021, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2485 "2021-01-22T19:52:59Z")
Fearing a backlash to the Kentucky Colonel, Madison Avenue comes up with a new face for KFC. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2021, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2486 "2021-01-22T19:59:57Z")
WoW! It’s the Pullet Surprise! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2021, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2487 "2021-01-22T20:00:19Z")
They see me comin’, they hatin’. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2021, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2488 "2021-01-22T20:00:36Z")
Where’d the midget go? ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2021, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2489 "2021-01-22T20:01:42Z")
… because no one likes cold chicken. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2021, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2490 "2021-01-22T20:02:57Z")
The latest overreach by the conservative christian group was not met with universal aplomb. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2021, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2491 "2021-01-22T20:03:59Z")
This is not what I meant when I said I wanted dressing with my chicken! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2021, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2492 "2021-01-22T20:09:33Z")
_They ain’t gonna call me Butterball no more!_ ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2021, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2493 "2021-01-22T20:47:22Z")
Don’t ask me why a chicken needs a smoking jacket; ask that kid. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2021, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2494 "2021-01-22T20:49:19Z")
It’s a Rhode Island Red White and Polyester. ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2021, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2495 "2021-01-22T21:58:33Z")
Rubber Chickens are no longer taking any crap. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2021, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2496 "2021-01-22T22:30:54Z")
Can somebody help? I gotta lay an egg and my zipper’s stuck! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2021, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2497 "2021-01-22T22:44:33Z")
For conservative rural areas, WalMart’s fashion line added rooster chastity belts. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2021, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2498 "2021-01-22T23:36:38Z")
A chicken’s age is easily determined by how high they hike their trousers. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2021, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2499 "2021-01-22T23:41:38Z")
The Chicken Crossing Guard. He’ll help you get to the other side. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2021, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2500 "2021-01-23T20:32:07Z")
First one in was my fave: > [@Bonum\_Legatum](#): > > Fearing a backlash to the Kentucky Colonel, Madison Avenue comes up with a new face for KFC. A close second IMHO was > [@Spoons](#): > > Can somebody help? I gotta lay an egg and my zipper’s stuck! **Bonum\_Legatum,** you’re up. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2021, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2501 "2021-01-23T20:59:38Z")
OK - I haven’t posted a picture before but I’ll try now. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2021, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2502 "2021-01-23T21:11:51Z")
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