# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 131
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2021, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2603 "2021-02-01T17:54:28Z")
“No, we will NOT play ‘Wipe Out’ again!!” _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2021, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2604 "2021-02-01T18:21:01Z")
Dennis Wilson would later regret performing his friend Charlie’s song _Helter Skelter._ ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2021, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2605 "2021-02-01T21:04:07Z")
Dennis: _“I am the Bad Boy of Rock 'n Roll! Absolute madman, that’s me!”_ Brian _“Hold my beer.”_ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2021, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2606 "2021-02-01T23:23:48Z")
While at a Beach Boys concert in 1968, struggling musician Steve Tyler had an idea. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2021, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2607 "2021-02-01T23:25:51Z")
“_Goddammit, Rhonda, I’m getting tired of having to ask for your help all the time!_” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2021, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2608 "2021-02-02T15:11:24Z")
Originally, they were known as the Bitch Boys. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2021, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2609 "2021-02-02T17:05:40Z")
Kudos to @Prof.Pepperwinkle for IDing the guitarist but the win goes to: > [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > “ _Goddammit, Rhonda, I’m getting tired of having to ask for your help all the time!_ ” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2021, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2610 "2021-02-02T23:15:58Z")
Aww, thanks **Elmer**! Now gimme a minute for the next one. mmm ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2021, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2611 "2021-02-02T23:17:38Z")
Next up: [![](https://i.imgur.com/removed.png) ](https://i.imgur.com/removed.png) ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2021, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2612 "2021-02-02T23:30:28Z")
The Office Chair Woman superhero movie franchise never really got rolling. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2021, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2613 "2021-02-03T01:05:20Z")
Sometimes a woman’s just gotta take a stand. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2021, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2614 "2021-02-03T01:21:52Z")
Escorted to her court date by federal officers, mob boss Mable Caster suddenly realized she didn’t have a leg to stand on. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2021, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2615 "2021-02-03T03:34:15Z")
_That’s not a woman. That’s a Mannequin, Baby!_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2021, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2616 "2021-02-03T03:34:41Z")
Fashion lines for seniors have never been so carefully guarded. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2021, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2617 "2021-02-03T12:03:15Z")
“Why couldn’t you have tried to smuggle drugs or diamonds through the airport like a normal person?” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2021, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2618 "2021-02-03T13:59:43Z")
“I’m sorry ma’am, RBG mannequins are not on our airline’s list of acceptable support animals.” ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2021, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2619 "2021-02-03T15:02:33Z")
This isn’t what I expected when I signed up for “meals on wheels.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2021, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2620 "2021-02-03T16:12:09Z")
Deepfakes aren’t what I imagined they’d be. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2021, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2621 "2021-02-03T16:23:28Z")
I’ll call it now to keep the game moving. Man, this was so close, but I’ll give it to **FastDan1** : _The Office Chair Woman superhero movie franchise never really got rolling._ **Elmer\_J.Fudd** came within a whisker of winning: _“I’m sorry ma’am, RBG mannequins are not on our airline’s list of acceptable support animals.”_ ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2021, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2622 "2021-02-03T16:55:26Z")
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