# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 133
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2021, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2643 "2021-02-06T19:32:52Z")
Hell’s Angel Iceman shown here veering away from the group to go score some catnip and a squeaky toy. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2021, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2644 "2021-02-06T20:25:28Z")
“Hey, Bill! How’s your bike running?” “Buddy, it just _purrs!_” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2021, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2645 "2021-02-07T04:31:09Z")
_“Red hair and black leather, my favorite color scheme.”_ Aw, crap! Richard’s singing about his cat again! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2021, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2646 "2021-02-07T05:12:05Z")
Greg wanted to put a tiger in his tank, but it wouldn’t fit. So he did the next best thing: he put a tiger _on_ his tank. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2021, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2647 "2021-02-07T11:43:33Z")
**Spoons** wins this go round! > [@Spoons](#): > > “Hey, Bill! How’s your bike running?” > > “Buddy, it just _purrs!_ ” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2021, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2648 "2021-02-07T17:56:51Z")
Thanks, **Professor**! Okay, folks, let’s see what you can do with this: [![](https://cdn.tiebreaker.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/nun.jpg) ](https://cdn.tiebreaker.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/nun.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2021, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2649 "2021-02-07T17:58:39Z")
Well, when you’re “married” to a guy who walks on water… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2021, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2650 "2021-02-07T18:44:16Z")
CowaNUNga! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2021, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2651 "2021-02-07T18:59:36Z")
Yeah. My 1960s Sally Fields fantasies are a little muddled. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2021, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2652 "2021-02-07T19:07:20Z")
1. After being grounded by the FAA, Sister Bertrille found a new outlet. 2. The convent at San Tanco changed their habit. So Sister Bertrille… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2021, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2653 "2021-02-07T19:12:23Z")
While Spider-Man prepared for the inevitable onslaught of Prince Namor’s attack, Mary Jane went for help, not bothering to change from her wardrobe for the movie _Beach Blanket Massacre_. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2021, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2654 "2021-02-07T21:06:39Z")
At least she’s not _parting_ the waters. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2021, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2655 "2021-02-07T21:58:32Z")
And here we have Sister Agatha of the Order of the Gnarly Sacrament. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2021, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2656 "2021-02-07T22:31:33Z")
The newest form of “Full Immersion” baptism. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2021, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2657 "2021-02-08T19:18:05Z")
All good this time around, but a few stood out. First, the runners-up: > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > Well, when you’re “married” to a guy who walks on water… > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > At least she’s not _parting_ the waters. And our winner, which made me laugh out loud: > [@Bonum\_Legatum](#): > > After being grounded by the FAA, Sister Bertrille found a new outlet. Take it away, **Bonum Legatum**! ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2021, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2659 "2021-02-08T21:05:16Z")
Oops, did I bump up against a size limit? Click on the picture to see the full image. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2021, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2660 "2021-02-08T21:14:12Z")
[[Album] imgur.com ![](https://i.imgur.com/ngseNnQ.jpeg?fb "imgur.com") ](https://imgur.com/a/0xlHuKX) Sorry, but I seem to be bumping up against a size limit. Click on the picture to see the full picture. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2021, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2661 "2021-02-08T21:51:53Z")
The fashions from Jane Fonda’s exercise guru days _really don’t_ stand the test of time, do they? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2021, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2662 "2021-02-08T21:56:21Z")
The Secret Harem of Jack LaLanne ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2021, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2663 "2021-02-08T21:57:26Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > The Secret Harem of Jack LaLanne I forfeit. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=132) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=134)