# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 139
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2021, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2765 "2021-02-19T17:45:57Z")
This was SO close, but Mr. Fudd is going to take it. > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > Here I sit broken hearted > Tried to post but only farted I laughed. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2021, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2766 "2021-02-19T19:20:28Z")
Okay… [![](https://pp.userapi.com/c10359/u409597/-6/y_19b53206.jpg) ](https://pp.userapi.com/c10359/u409597/-6/y_19b53206.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2021, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2767 "2021-02-19T19:21:34Z")
Is dis wheh Aw Capone stawts shooting? ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2021, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2768 "2021-02-19T19:21:56Z")
How many bars do you have? Can you hear me now? Good! ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2021, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2769 "2021-02-19T19:27:51Z")
Babushka dolls - Live action version ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2021, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2770 "2021-02-19T19:30:31Z")
The Incredible Shrinking Woman - the early silent version ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2021, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2771 "2021-02-19T19:45:21Z")
Where’s the light that short lady’s talking about? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2021, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2772 "2021-02-19T23:08:05Z")
“If I hear the word “coup” one more time from you little shits you’re all gonna be on the next wah-mbulance to the doll hospital.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2021, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2773 "2021-02-19T23:44:21Z")
The perps of the 1934 Nursery Riot were put up against the wall before arrest. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2021, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2774 "2021-02-20T03:42:59Z")
My name is Talky Tina. Up against the wall, m\*\*\*\*\*f\*\*\*\*\*\*\*! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2021, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2775 "2021-02-20T18:43:44Z")
It’s a tie! Lucky for me I don’t have to choose between two posters: > [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#): > > Is dis wheh Aw Capone stawts shooting? > … > How many bars do you have? Can you hear me now? Good! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2021, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2776 "2021-02-20T18:58:50Z")
I’d have voted for “How many bars…” myself. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2021, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2777 "2021-02-21T17:53:15Z")
Thank you. Now I have to find an image to share… ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2021, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2778 "2021-02-21T18:08:56Z")
[![](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/bd/29/c0/bd29c0cfed683d02e960f51c29d2f67a.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/bd/29/c0/bd29c0cfed683d02e960f51c29d2f67a.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2021, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2779 "2021-02-21T18:20:41Z")
We’re stoned, we’re happy, and we’re not gonna zip it. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2021, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2780 "2021-02-21T18:33:46Z")
“I was doing fine on my Rolling Stones homage until I got to Jagger and realized I couldn’t afford that much zipper.” ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2021, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2781 "2021-02-21T18:50:52Z")
_In this piece, the artist explores his ~~two~~ three greatest penis-related anxieties._ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2021, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2782 "2021-02-21T18:52:00Z")
Ah, the gall of those stones! ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2021, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2783 "2021-02-21T19:57:53Z")
I disagree, Pet Rocks were NOT lame. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2021, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2784 "2021-02-21T21:46:56Z")
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