# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/261 "2020-08-04T18:13:27Z")
The Chia Shower Cap ® was a rousing flop. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/262 "2020-08-04T18:13:46Z")
The photo can be viewed here as well: > **[caption-contest hosted at ImgBB](https://ibb.co/rmt6zBt)** > > Image caption-contest hosted in ImgBB ---
**Author:** ![PetroDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@PetroDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PetroDude)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/263 "2020-08-04T18:14:03Z")
Happy Fun Ball - Hat Edition ---
**Author:** ![PetroDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@PetroDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PetroDude)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/264 "2020-08-04T18:18:22Z")
She told me to put this on and get undressed. Still not my worst first date. ---
**Author:** ![PetroDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@PetroDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PetroDude)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/265 "2020-08-04T18:19:16Z")
0 swipe rights ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/266 "2020-08-04T18:21:03Z")
🎵 Juneberries busting out all over! 🎵 ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/267 "2020-08-04T18:21:44Z")
Turtleman, Turtleman, does whatever a turtle can! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/268 "2020-08-04T18:23:41Z")
Vote for Jim Hinderman for Ministry Of Silly Hats. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/269 "2020-08-04T18:26:43Z")
Never buy a toupee on Etsy. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/270 "2020-08-04T18:30:28Z")
Royal Ascot Horse Race upcoming, obtains hat. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/271 "2020-08-04T18:53:21Z")
_When Ji-hun volunteered for the budding experiment, he was hoping he would make new friends._ ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/272 "2020-08-04T18:56:08Z")
The so-called “martini-head” people of Thailand have long endured being dunked head-first into vats of gin. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/273 "2020-08-04T19:09:19Z")
_Initial attempts to shape fashion trends by daring K-pop artists were only moderately successful._ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/274 "2020-08-04T19:39:28Z")
Hopes no one notices the ugly sweater. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/275 "2020-08-04T19:51:04Z")
When the Sorting Hat calls in sick. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/276 "2020-08-04T19:51:57Z")
_The US-China relations took a turn for the worse when President Xi Jinping suggested Trump an Asian traditional hair formula._ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/277 "2020-08-04T20:06:33Z")
Fruitarian wears the hat of his people. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/278 "2020-08-04T20:22:28Z")
Checks off bucket list. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/279 "2020-08-04T20:38:44Z")
Try new _Miracle Gro_pecia®! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/280 "2020-08-04T20:39:46Z")
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