# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 141
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2021, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2805 "2021-02-24T02:39:19Z")
King Kong doing his best Uncle Fester impression. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2021, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2806 "2021-02-24T04:25:10Z")
“They told me it was a toothpick.” _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2021, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2807 "2021-02-24T11:46:41Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > King Kong doing his best Uncle Fester impression. This one stuck out for me. Go, **Spoons**! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2021, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2808 "2021-02-24T12:15:32Z")
No message for now. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2021, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2809 "2021-02-24T12:26:32Z")
Thanks, **MMM**! Okay, folks, let’s try this (and I’m pretty sure that **Elmer J. Fudd** knows from whom it comes): [![](https://static.flickr.com/50/147547713_4688be9126_b.jpg) ](https://static.flickr.com/50/147547713_4688be9126_b.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2021, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2810 "2021-02-24T12:28:07Z")
_No more Rice Krispies! We’ve run out of Rice Krispies! My tears will not stop until I hear “Snap, Crackle, Pop!”_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2021, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2811 "2021-02-24T12:28:45Z")
_I’ve tried everything to get rid of those unsightly yellow rectangles, but nothing works!_ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2021, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2812 "2021-02-24T13:03:58Z")
"Don’t be ashamed, Margaret. I once had a citrus reamer I referred to as “Mr. Richard”. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2021, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2813 "2021-02-24T13:39:35Z")
“Don’t worry, Maria. One of these days you’ll master the art of stirring and prove your worth as a woman.” ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2021, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2814 "2021-02-24T13:42:50Z")
No one was surprised that Betty Crocker was a better cook than therapist. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2021, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2815 "2021-02-24T14:36:54Z")
With the disappearance of her giant matching salad tossing fork, Margaret had no choice but to cancel her dinner party…especially after googling “salad tossing”. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2021, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2816 "2021-02-24T18:13:18Z")
Yes, Mother, I admit it. I sometimes have that not-so-fresh feeling. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2021, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2817 "2021-02-25T21:59:37Z")
This one has to go to **FastDan1** for this entry: > [@FastDan1](#): > > No one was surprised that Betty Crocker was a better cook than therapist. Well done, **FastDan1** , and let’s have our next picture! ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2021, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2818 "2021-02-25T23:00:39Z")
Thanks! For your consideration: [![](https://www.beefcentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Caption-comp-pic-1.jpg) ](https://www.beefcentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Caption-comp-pic-1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2021, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2819 "2021-02-25T23:07:19Z")
Good boy! Now, bring it here. C’mon boy! ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2021, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2820 "2021-02-25T23:10:50Z")
“Oh, yeah? YOU ever tried _jumping_ over the moon?” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2021, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2821 "2021-02-25T23:17:14Z")
Cowarunga! ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2021, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2822 "2021-02-25T23:38:01Z")
Bossie didn’t know how well her new career in roof repair would work out, but she knew it had to be better than giving milk at the dairy farm. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2021, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2823 "2021-02-25T23:40:31Z")
Daisy is doing her part to maintain proper social distancing. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2021, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2824 "2021-02-26T00:54:34Z")
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