# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 143
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2021, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2845 "2021-02-27T23:26:18Z")
Once again, good entries abound. My warped risibilities (must’ve left 'em out in the rain too long) were most energetically tickled by **Knowed\_Out** ’s “The ACME Custom-Designed Pole Bracer is proud to announce our new Oppressed Political Refugee line!” Go for it, dude! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2021, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2846 "2021-02-28T13:23:23Z")
Here’s one I can’t wrap my head around… [![](https://wl-brightside.cf.tsp.li/resize/728x/jpg/450/8ee/7fa7f25e12ace686ca8eaa693a.jpg) ](https://wl-brightside.cf.tsp.li/resize/728x/jpg/450/8ee/7fa7f25e12ace686ca8eaa693a.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2021, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2847 "2021-02-28T13:38:03Z")
One seldom meets such a well-bred gentleman in an underpass. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2021, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2848 "2021-02-28T13:38:31Z")
The Infamous Carb Helmet! ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2021, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2849 "2021-02-28T14:01:48Z")
Scene cut from the end of Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Birds”: Rod Taylor lures the birds away so the women can jump into the car and escape. ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2021, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2850 "2021-02-28T14:25:58Z")
Greatful Dead?!! I thought we were going to a Bread concert! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2021, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2851 "2021-02-28T14:56:27Z")
Homeless loafer. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2021, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2852 "2021-02-28T15:16:08Z")
Just another slice of life for the Earl of Sandwich ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2021, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2853 "2021-02-28T15:22:59Z")
Worst case of “bread-head” ever. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2021, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2854 "2021-02-28T15:26:02Z")
He’s a gluten for punishment. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2021, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2855 "2021-02-28T15:27:09Z")
The debut of Marvel’s Wonder Man was underwhelming. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2021, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2856 "2021-02-28T23:14:51Z")
The fashion phenomenon inspired by Lady Gaga’s meat dress soon turned stale. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2021, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2857 "2021-02-28T23:19:38Z")
Bob couldn’t find any tinfoil with which to make a hat, but he had heard that sliced bread was just as good at deflecting mind-control rays. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2021, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2858 "2021-03-01T00:28:27Z")
Meet the Human Compass. Only he doesn’t point north; instead, he points towards the yeast. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2021, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2859 "2021-03-01T04:14:43Z")
Well, he told his mom he was rolling in dough… ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2021, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2860 "2021-03-01T04:35:53Z")
No matter how he sliced it, he could not deny that he was still a member of the upper crust. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2021, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2861 "2021-03-01T10:34:55Z")
Dude, if you don’t get outta this heat you’re gonna be toast! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2021, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2862 "2021-03-01T11:12:12Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > He’s a gluten for punishment. Of all the groaner puns submitted, this was the groaniest. You are the breadwinner, Elmer! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2021, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2863 "2021-03-01T13:07:02Z")
Thanks! (I think) [![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDDNRoVWMAEDai9.jpg) ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDDNRoVWMAEDai9.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2021, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2864 "2021-03-01T13:38:55Z")
Feel the Elation of the Crustacean! Sylvester Stallone’s _Crab Patties_ opens Friday. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=142) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=144)