# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 148
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2021, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2946 "2021-03-10T00:02:32Z")
No bad entries, but ya gots ta pick one. So it looks like I’m gonna play catch with **Kent\_Clark** here by awarding his entry the prize, such as it is. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2021, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2947 "2021-03-10T00:19:04Z")
What an unexpected, um, honor? I can’t look right now for anything right now. Check back later this evening. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2021, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2948 "2021-03-10T02:45:47Z")
Okay, let’s shoot out those captions! [![](https://www.arabnews.com/sites/default/files/styles/n_670_395/public/main-image/2018/09/07/1305086-999750184.jpg?itok=lx0Tpinb) ](https://www.arabnews.com/sites/default/files/styles/n_670_395/public/main-image/2018/09/07/1305086-999750184.jpg?itok=lx0Tpinb) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2021, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2949 "2021-03-10T02:49:45Z")
This’ll teach 'em to toe the line! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2021, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2950 "2021-03-10T02:50:23Z")
This archery is no place for fallen arches. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2021, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2951 "2021-03-10T02:50:32Z")
Twang! ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2021, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2952 "2021-03-10T03:39:57Z")
“Artistic Archery” has been approved as an exhibition sport at the 2028 Summer Games. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2021, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2953 "2021-03-10T03:48:18Z")
That’s nothing! You should see her with an Uzi! ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2021, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2954 "2021-03-10T03:53:27Z")
Kama Sutra pose #1482 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2021, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2955 "2021-03-10T04:09:36Z")
Can someone repost the picture? I’m not seeing anything here, and when I click the frame, I get an error message. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2021, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2956 "2021-03-10T04:14:27Z")
Does this work? [![](https://www.arabnews.com/sites/default/files/styles/n_670_395/public/main-image/2018/09/07/1305086-999750184.jpg?itok=lx0Tpinb) ](https://www.arabnews.com/sites/default/files/styles/n_670_395/public/main-image/2018/09/07/1305086-999750184.jpg?itok=lx0Tpinb) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2021, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2957 "2021-03-10T04:27:35Z")
(Not an entry) Maybe take this as a challenge - look at the entries and try to figure out what the picture is! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2021, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2958 "2021-03-10T04:29:49Z")
(Entry) Super-advanced yoga shows military promise. ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2021, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2959 "2021-03-10T04:47:16Z")
This is not as easy as it looks. She’s actually catching the arrows with her toes. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2021, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2960 "2021-03-10T04:57:25Z")
Thanks, **needscoffee** , but it’s still not working for me. Well, maybe I can come up with something based on other responses, as **Dr. Winston** suggested. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2021, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2961 "2021-03-10T05:02:12Z")
Copy this url — [https://www.arabnews.com/sites/default/files/styles/n\_670\_395/public/main-image/2018/09/07/1305086-999750184.jpg?itok=lx0Tpinb](https://www.arabnews.com/sites/default/files/styles/n_670_395/public/main-image/2018/09/07/1305086-999750184.jpg?itok=lx0Tpinb) — and paste it into an empty browser window. That might let you see something. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2021, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2962 "2021-03-10T05:05:01Z")
That worked, **BB**. Thank you! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2021, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2963 "2021-03-10T05:05:11Z")
Stupid Cupid. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2021, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2964 "2021-03-10T05:10:44Z")
Coming up next on Wide World of Sports–more handstand archery. Only this time, she’ll be on horseback. Stay tuned, you won’t want to miss what happens! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2021, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2965 "2021-03-10T06:12:48Z")
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